A bit embarassing to ask but I apparently overdrafted my account by a bit and im just trying to get like $20 to stem the bleed til Friday... If anyone can help Id be eternally grateful

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

Interesting. So the Echoverse Planeswalkers won't even need to kill anyone for Jace's plan to succeed

Why drink from the hose when you can get drunk with hoes?

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

me, after coming up with a revolutionary idea and then immediately forgetting it for ever

a whole day dedicated to a space balls rip off movie. smdh we used to be a county

Smaug the Magnificent New artwork for Magic the Gathering's upcoming The Hobbit set. AD Aliana Rood Copyright Wizards of the Coast, 2026.

WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA

Just watched a Square Enix interview with Hiroyuki Ito about Dungeon Encounters, which includes pearls of game design wisdom such as "I put a value of 12 there because it felt right" and "I can't remember what that's for".

I’ve been looking forward to sharing this one for almost a year and a half: Sauron, the Dark Lord. From Magic, the Gathering’s The Hobbit expansion. Oil on gessoed watercolor paper, about 18 inches by 21 inches. #magicthegathering #thehobbit

2 spots available! Commission me to paint on your cardboard!

girls night out

It’s finally out, I was so excited to work on this one!

Don’t hate the player, hate the period-accurate piece of music he composed and performed in costume to bag the hostess.

May the Fourth be with you!

that topology sucks ass lol

run scalpers over with your car at high speed

Playmats I still have for sale. Shipping is like $11, so... Asking for $15 each. Can draw something on the white one, but that requires dm discussion. (1/3)

@sameerjoseph1.bsky.social wasn’t allowed to wear short shorts because he has to be “professional” at work… We got a pic anyway… 😂

to the joker this is just a landscape

IF YOU HAVE UNKNOWN EVENT CARDS TALK TO MEEE IM IN THE YELLOW JACKET IN THE CREATOR AREA ALL DAYYY AHHH I NEED THEMMM

Come to my doodle off come to my spin down panel room now!!! N114

Okay I do love this a lot

Was taking a picture with someone recently, after giving a talk at a college. As we posed for the selfie, he got a discord message that said in all caps "KISS HIM"

Me when I walk around the house audibly stimming.

Happy Sunday friends #Photography

Here's a preview of what's yet to come in 2026! Be ready to go there and back again, see Jace's vision, and suit up for action. #MCVegas Watch now: youtu.be/MuMXvB5vM98

i need help im homeless in a hotel right now i need to pay for my hotel i need food i need to pay the 2000-ish dollars to GET INTO the apartment I WAS APPROVED for to STOP BEING HOMELESS i am struggling i don't know how to ask for help i been trying

Help my pal out!

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

we should all aspire to be like that guy whose partner made a reddit post saying theyre worried his frequent use of whimsical gibberish will ruin their babys language development

CAKE voice: He's being the onceler he's selling you thneeds he's singing a song 'bout how bad he can be

posting cringe is now punishable by jail time. 5-10 years in maximum security.

IF YOU ARE AT MAGICCON RIGHT NOW TELL EVERYONE RADLEY SAID "JACE BELEREN"

problematic sage gap(i am wiser than you)

Anybody got a spare copy?

which one of you motherfukcers wrote a jstor article about me