i’m stepping in here! come hang out!

anime girl time

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okay cool kimmel got his show back can GFM get her DC comics run back now

was heartbroken to learn the other day that in the theatrically released version of the minecraft movie where the vfx were actually finished they moved jack black higher up higher on jason mamoa's torso during that one bit in the flying scene so it looks less like a blowjob

i know the story event with him is gonna go crazy

There will never be Enough Fleem!!

He’s the textured foil 0240 😳 Someone take him off my hands pretty please 💕👀

Disney is still on the BDS list. Unless you think one Jimmy Kimmel is worth more than millions of Palestinians

For immediate release. Thank you @jimmykimmel.com and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.

she kimmel on my jimmy till i fold under pressure

anyways now that we know disney is a massive pussy can we like do this for queer shows n shit and not just jimmy kimmel

lol, lmao

Anyone looking to help me offset MCAtlanta costs by buying this extremely sexy card? (Honestly, the comic book back is so epic that I am having a hard time letting go of it.) $200 to pick up in Atlanta, Venmo or Paypal cool.

We are extremely honored to bring you our final artist announcement for Shoebox, and it's one we've been incredibly hyped to share with you all. Let's give him a warm welcome from the Magic community for his first EVER in-person event -- Chase Stone!

she flickerin my wisp *incorrect sound* she wisp my flicker *incorrect sound* her flickin make me wisp *incorrect sou

Making big noisy fart sounds at the doctor's office so everyone else in the waiting room knows I'm the funniest one

yeah I’m sex positive, positive I haven’t had sex in a while

The Wife Put Me in Charge of the Toilet

YOU SHOULD WATCH "KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE" IF 1. You just cancelled Disney+ and want something on-the-nose thematically appropriate. 2. You wish Steven Universe had been more "Empty Spaces". 3. You still own Utena merch. 4. Look just watch it watch it look it's on YouTube how can I make you watch this

Probably also worth noting here that I also had to explain to her how the news was so damningly bad that I started having panic attacks so intense I was hyperventilating. I've never had that happen before in my life. Check in with the trans folks in your life. Many of us are not doing okay.

FIND ME THIS WEEKEND AT #MCATLANTA @mtgfestivals.com AND SCAN MY BADGE FOR A MIND STONE FOR YOUR @moxfield.com PROFILE!!!

god i just want this nightmare to fucking end

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This one is available on etsy, or DM me if you'd like it! I'm doing all my US sales through DM for now because it's easier. :)

i can’t wait for this to actually mean nothing at all

THE HOBBIT IS COMING TO MAGIC: THE GATHERING IN 2026?!? LETS. GOOOOOO What cards are YOU hoping to see when we return to Middle Earth next year?!?

New Commission prices have been listed! Need new DND/Character art? Consider commissioning me! My V-Gen is now open ⬇️ vgen.co/Inkviral/saved

🚨BREAKING: Sources say that it turns out the translation was wrong. It’s RAPTORS we’re getting tomorrow, not rapture. Big, fast, shrieky Velociraptors. Just an absolutely absurd amount of velociraptors. Stay off the tall grass and sorry for the confusion!

what if the rapture happens and it’s only animals

"Coming soon to a LGS near you" Without my amazing friends I couldnt have done any of this. Thank you so much to all of these amazing creators for taking part in this and allowing me to bring our little #MTGxSpiderman Trailer to life See y'all at #MCAtlanta next weekend for the RELEASE OF SPIDER-MAN

We are officially 5 days away from sign ups being closed for the first season of TCL! 👀 If you're interested in giving this tournament a try, def sign up and join the Discord (link: forms.gle/kzUEvHUveExi...)

She sloppity me n my bile til I piper

Nyxborn Unicom AP of Rumi cracking a pack for MagicCon Atlanta 😅 Gotta have fun with life and art.

Yip Yip! Appa will gladly sell ya this Final Fantasy Yojimbo (Solitude) Secret Lair for $500. It's cheaper than every copy out there. Ya can even buy, then just resell it lol. DM if interested or post here. Appa will be selling unopened EDH decks later today! Rt appreciated. :) ty!

Me writing about my decks

REDFADE OCTOBER SCHEDULE IS LIVE MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS IN OCTOBER docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Another Gluttonous Hellkite AP with Eva Unit 1 right before chow time MagicCon Atlanta. Got a few more of these for this week.

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Hilarious. My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you. What you do with this information is between you and God.

new manasplaining ep!! this week we did some web-slingin' with some spiderman commanders! thanks as always to the wonderful @xverfiend.com for helping out with this week's edit, you the goat 🐐 www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Ck...

anyone at ATL wanna buy some random sealed secret lairs i found in my room? selling these for ~90% of tcgplayer market price, so they're all well below the lowest listing price! venmo or paypal; pick up in person. DM me! mox box $230 city styles foil $175 ft. peach momoko $55 legendary flyers $50

i drew one for a comment but i think the comment deleted anyways heres something rly quick

No. You have not done enough chores.