Look I understand he has an aggravated assault combo, but also he is such a cool weirdo.

that's one of mine that, if i'm not mistaken 🫡

So how does Iroh compare to Kess? 2 more mana but in green seems comparable.

Listening to EDHRec cast's "Last Game" Episode and like I'm so glad I built the @veggiewagon.bsky.social inspired Lord of Pain group hug deck, cuz that really is a Group Hug Go Fast deck. It's an entire EDH Game compressed down cuz everyone is drawing more, getting ramp and taking damage.

This lil idiot will be my UFO Poster... I want to believe.

Look even if your control deck only has these two cards in it, it's probably good enough for Lessons. MAYBE you want Quench as a 2 mana bad counterspell but Attachment lets you Abandon Lessons to fuel your cum Knowledge and an Instant Speed Draw 3 for 2 mana is insane.

Guys .... We should all play standard and run 4 copies of Cheering Crowd. Like figure out how to break it, or even if you can't just run all Cheering Crowd decks.

Me summoning the Bloomburrow Cube

I literally can't play Brawl on arena because I keep running into Paradox Engine decks and they make me too mad... like I can't even F6 or whatever, you force me to put buttons fucking constantly through it and when I finally snap Paradox Engine is just going to be either my note or my manifesto.

I hate having to wait to finish up this video.... Like I get so little time after I get home that I can't really eat and work on it, and I really do have a strong preference for relaxing after work. The controversy will still be here on Thursday but damn

6 standard sets a year, with a 3 year standard puts standard at 18+ sets at a time.... The number of bans will be insane. Like how can you make 20 sets work together without constantly breaking shit?

I might need to play more creativity 😳

I can use the funny nightmare cow to teach people about philosophy around the theory of knowledge

Any High Tide enjoyers wondering what to do now with your funny storm card will be happy to know there is a welcoming home in the #MtGValueVintage community

Rest In Pauper High Tide

Maybe there should be a different arrangement for the Senate, but the Senate ABSOLUTELY SHOULD exist. It should exist more, especially when we have a power hungry tyrant at the helm.

Who am I kidding? Banning Vivi won't fix standard cuz there's been too many bans already

Godzilla meme but the lady says "Do it Wizards! Ban Vivi! Make the people happy!"

If they don't ban Vivi you should try Vivi Stormscale, it sounds like a fun idea.

Who is ready for the Standard Bridge from Below style announcement of ban Cauldron?

Happy Ban Vivi Day to all who celebrate

At this point I might just order a bunch of fast turbo mana so I can figure out which engines I can jam early in value vintage.

This year is the first time I've ever heard anyone talk about Balustrade Spy or Undercity Informant when not making fun of me for loving them lol. Like grind is really really cool as a mill mechanic and really helps a theme that tends to struggle.

So 8 cards in 60 represent my turbo lands and 4 cards in 60 represent my big engine piece Outside of that the win is like 2-4 cards in Crashing Footfalls with stabilization being another 2-8 cards in Ancestral Vision and Restore Balance. The thing I'm mentally running into is is this actually bad?

I have 12 copies of Brokkos coming in soonish, cuz when I brought up building a deck for him like half my Tuesday group went "Oh I need a copy of him" I'm considering telling them to give me some draft chaff beater//heater in Sultai colors for him and add those to the deck.

If any of you open this is normal or halo foil please hit me up immediately

For $20 you can buy a Solar Power Bank that is suitable for use with phones that provides a flashlight and limited access to power and provide it to someone who is home insecure. It won't often save their life, or even improve it all that much except potentially helping they secure use of a phone

Just gave a homeless guy who was venting to me my extra portable charger bank (I carry 2) and I won't lie I was apprehensive at first as it didn't seems very helpful. But his thanks was genuine and he pointed out that it meant he would be able to charge it and his phone at the same time.

Everyone else sees Petitioners.... I see the funniest Mind Twist imaginable.

Alright I have my plans for a $30 Value Vintage Brew. Turbo out As Foretold on turn 2 use it to cast 0 cost spells and have counterspells and removal as backup.

Imagine if the next visit to Thunder Junction was the story of the Battle of Blaire Mountain with Ral and the Izzet League representing the Union Busters l.

Christ! My stove just lifted off the ground and flew across the room almost hitting me in the head, that is super unsafe... Like this geist wasn't even using a proper team lift, instead choosing to try and lift it all on his own.

If these leaky pipes, moaning sounds, and bleeding walls don't stop for at least 30 minutes every 4 hours I'm going to have to report these guys to the Ghostal Workers Union

Patient: Yeah doc I cut my arm at the factory and I've got this pretty awful scab, I think it's infected. Me, a Union Pushing Doctor: A scab you say? Son you need to get more workers on the picket line and failing that throw them outta there. Make sure the bosses know who's really in charge.

As a union favoring ghost hunter let me say busting does not make you feel good.

I kind of enjoy that there are a bunch of jokes that pop into my head who have a total audience of like... Just me.

FemBoi Phil Ochs singing about building Twinks on the Chain

To me God doesn't burn away in the light of the fire of inquiry, but much more simply in the heat of energy transference. Everything we know exists in this natural world with explanations given for each to which sufficient time and study provides sufficient answers What is there that God has left?

I really like when Andrea Mengucci calls Carl from Card Market "Mr Carl Market" it's slightly funny every time.

Imagine poor self perception trying to stand up against having one friend who is consistently trying to tell you you are awesome, and then a group of people trying to contribute to your work when you ask. Like sometimes it wins, but never for long.

Y'all... Being part of these creator groups and having such creative friends is great. Honestly like going from a week ago not wanting to work on anything to having the debate edited and having the initial workings for my own essay video done in a week feels great.

Alright I have the argumentation part of Optiks done, its surprisingly short, but editing it will take some time.

Bloomburrow Cube???? 🥺

I almost started looking up the history of precious gemstones and then Wikipedia was like "They were first discovered 100,000 years ago and you know what? I dont think that will help with my funny magic the gathering video.

"A bulky fob" Im sorry.... why are you always carrying a keyfob? If it is so bulky and burdensome why not just carry like.... keys. Remember your license plate and just carry keys.