Happy Monday! Show me your favorite Sorceries :)

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it's darude sandstorm

It’s like Bittersweet Symphony means nothing to you people

unrepentant millennial dissociation music

It's Avicii's "Levels" and it's not close

Emeritus of Hanging Out 2 Blue Blue Creature — Crab Wizard 1/3 Effects: Vibeproof At the beginning of your end step, if you're having fun, this creature becomes prepared. // Big Chilling 2 Blue Blue Sorcery Effects: Up to two target creatures chill.

okay love her now

Eyvind Earle : Black Evergreen Forest, 1981 40 x 30 inches

plz do not ban agency actually

First of all, I wanna build Raise the Alarm dot dek so bad right now. Secondly, respectfully: hey girl heeeey 👀

american government mysteriously only able to pass legislation quickly when it’s to disenfranchise voters

"after surviving Pia's parenting skills" was such an underappreciated joke here that lady is crazy fr LOL

“Jank Lab” and it’s just me trying to pronounce mizuim transrelesquatt for the 20th time across the table

ChatGPT, apparently:

Most of our books were on the list that Anthropic illegally stole to train Claude. Bc they were a) copyrighted in India not the US, b) short story collections not novels, c) translated works rather than original English writing, we weren't eligible for the $3000 per title settlement money. Big grrr

"We saw you from across the bar, and, uh, your vibe? Not great, pal."

A coward.

I am so sick of white people complaining about critical race theory as if it doesn't include them

Like the vast majority of spiders (certain Australian psychopaths excepted) the Brown Recluse does not seek confrontation and will only bite if threatened or trapped. To use words Kyle Rittenhouse will understand, Brown Recluses have a Castle Doctrine and abide by strict Stand Your Ground laws.

I love him, but there's only so many things you can do with him

honestly most excited for this new art for vandalblast from the goblin secret lair deck

Thank you so much to everyone that stopped by our booth and participated in the events we hosted throughout the weekend at MC Vegas. It was an incredible weekend and we made so many lovely memories and we couldn’t have done it without your support so thank you! Looking forward to the next one 💖

I strongly support worker rights and offer my voice and platform to help spread the word. The games industry is brutal on employees and and effort to make their lives better and their relationship to work healthier is worthwhile.

Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter

It's an auto include in each of my Bracket 1 decks that include black in their color identities and Phage certainly is not in those lists

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Many of y'all came up to me to ask about potential commission work. I promise you I was not just being nice, please reach out with your dream projects and I will work out an estimate. I want to do more of these projects! #MCVegas

”Did you hear about the Met Ga-” SILENCE I CARE NOT FOR THE OPULENT DISPLAYS OF THE WEALTHY

Balefire Dragon hand painted in the style of a medieval manuscript.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

They should have called it Flipshaven

hey update don't buy one of these if you don't want a lot of side eye from a lot of judges

starting to think I have a foil problem

My husband just asked me to build him a Wan Shi Tong cEDH deck and I am about to cry, I'm so mad I did not show up to three consecutive MagicCons dressed as Bracket 1 Charli XCX for this

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

sorry sorry sorry i'm sorry

if you ever show me something you made and i respond with a flat "oh that's cool" and don't engage with it in any way shoot that thing on site because i've either become possessed or have a doppelgänger situation going on i love seeing things people make and this comes from the core of my soul

#MCVegas a thread in stray thoughts: - why be early when I can show up at like 10:30 and not wait in line? - oops I should have checked the artist areas before the last few hours of the con - I didn't sign up for any event but I never felt like I was missing out on things, the company was THAT good

Today is a rest day. But before the rest I want to tell you all about David. The first player to sit down for my #StoriedShowdown event this past Friday was a young human named David. Shy, quiet, but excited to play edh in a new way. He chose to run "Together Survives the Pack" a story 1/?

We could be on Muraganda or back on Amonket right now, riding dinosaurs or learning about the Chitinous Court. Instead we have War of the Spark 2, except Bolas is a much more entertaining villain /Opinion /Opinion /Opinion

Normalise 👏 non-commander 👏 formats 👏

I'm nonbinary and gayish, btw

Why does the Ravnica Remastered one look airbrushed

it's always only after the con that I find cards I want to purchase

How do you expect to control the trans folk when you can't even control the strait?

White men would rather create a mirror multiverse than establish a robust cross-planar healthcare system.

This article is like saying "Will Madden make football obsolete? We talked to Andy Wilson and five gamers who all beat Saquon Barkley in Ultimate Team mode."