I have been advised to wand my shit.

Her penis ❤️

Is this slop? Asking for a friend 👉👈

Ice, caffeine and robot

Don't worry about it, it's just one asshole. But it's just one asshole today. Just one asshole tomorrow. And the next day. And the next. And the next. I'm so tired.

Next they invent more reasons to put us there.

Got a new therapist Thursday. Over the phone... God damned neurotypicals with their phone calls. Why must everything be a scary phone call?

Hell yeah

*heavy sigh* Sorry, Bill. I was taking life seriously. youtu.be/KgzQuE1pR1w

I don't know what you're talking about, mate. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

🧶 Gotta knot fast! SEGA has announced a partnership with crochet brand The Woobles to launch a set of Sonic-themed kits. Sonic, Tails and Knuckles will be available from today, each coming with a special mystery accessory. #SonicNews

I'm Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 LOVE YOU🤍

I don't have nearly enough penis in my mouth. In my pride month and everything. 🥺

Officially collared. I'm not allowed to take it off. It's nice but it feels weird to sleep in. 🐾

Probably gonna go GrapheneOS. I need a new phone anyway, so I can take higher quality nudes. I don't want the government perving on my huge girl cock.

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explain a nightmare in 3 words borderline personality disorder

I really suck at suicide

I hope I don't wake up 💀

Jade Shadow Legends is out today. I think my partner is taking a nap. I'll ask her to carry me 💕💕💕

Don't believe her lies! My girlfriend is hot as fuck. 🥰 She's way out of my league. She's a fucking goddess. 💕💕💕

I call bullshit. DIY HRT saved my life.

Kane Parsons, 'Backrooms' director, is now an ogre. He is 20 years old.

Do it for John Dragonball

They should release the Epstien files to distract the public from the Dialog list.

Just gonna bookmark this. No reason. 🐾

I'm getting hot flushes. I'm super broody and I need a baby fucked into me ASAP

Did my shot today and I've been really really gay ever since. 💉🩹 I'm so gay. And trans.

PLEASE

This is how I pop up on the TL to heart all your cool shit.

0% surprised

Had to make some queer versions for pride

reminder that one of Labour's primary goals is to isolate queer kids from any form of community so they're more vulnerable to their core voter base of pedophiles

Also, this sign at Vienna pride which, honestly, fair.

(@awlivv.bsky.social)

Mooooore model building! Last time I built the Time Force Megazord (aka TimeRobo, I might not have posted that) but here I built the Time Shadow Megazord aka TimeShadow, which combines with the former!

Me and @jazcherv.bsky.social today. She is blowing girl smell at me on purpose. Am feral

Girlfriend's tits are getting bigger, love my life 😎

I like being a girl

You're only allowed to be mean about my stubble if you've donated to ko-fi.com/shellybeans to help me have it removed. ✌️

By the way @shellybeans.bsky.social has an incredible bum

I dreamt I was a beekeeper. I rushed when I woke up to try and buy a bee suit. 😊 I do have another cosplay on the way. You'll get to see that when it's here.

RAT CONCERT!

take her on a walk? :3 「 #furry #furryart #art 」

This is just the first mockup but I decided to make myself a tshirt so people will stop fucking talking to me about how much they love AI