As a Floridian, I’ve been offered a lot of sketchy shit in parking lots. Today was the first time I was offered a tattoo.

Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts

Whatever that praying means for you, get it done. That includes scientifically cheering for her wellbeing. Don’t fuss about it, just make good thoughts for a good woman.

Ah, yes. The three genders.

In the hopes of getting more eyeballs on Rigsby WI: Burn it Down leading up to the print edition's Kickstarter launch, I'll be posting Burn it Down pages in this thread over the next few days! If you havent read it, check it out ⬇️ KS: www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro... Webcomic: rigsbywi.com (1/?)

I got my COVID + flu shots yesterday, and the fever dreams have been something else. For ex, I dreamt that Susan Sarandon was giving out free T and E as a protest, and had a LONG line of catgirls around her house. Somehow, the girls caught a stalker that had been harassing Susan for years.

CONTINUING ADVENTURES IN PHYSICAL THERAPY Today while Ducky was in OT, the guy working with a couple of therapists behind us, said: “I used to have a *great* ass, but then I got older, and got that white, emo flat ass.”

TIL at least three seed arts have been banned from the competition

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

the age of christian girl autumn is over. the time of gay slut fall has come.

'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!' You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

me at supermacs after the pub

This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read

The ENTIRETY of Baman Piderman is now available in sparkling HD quality on our youtube channel! Thank you so much for everyones love about it. New eps are on the way to being posted very soon, we're just waiting for the kosher go ahead from Mondo. Thank you so much!! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This is who runs this account.

behold: a woman

Ducky and I arrived super early to their Speech Therapy appt, so we’ve been in the waiting room for a while. I am trying really hard NOT to eavesdrop on the older dude on his phone shooting his shot.

Really badass graffiti spotted in town

He looks so offended. 😂

In honor of @colleencoover.bsky.social's birthday, today, I'm posting her comic of Superman's Ex-Girlfriend, Lana Lang.

QUICK! Someone talk me out of spending $60 American dollars on this giant skeleton pillow.

Yes, this was the idea

<Neutrality helps the opresor>

DOGE cuts ⤷ tornado forecast offices closed overnight ⤷ 27 Americans dead after overnight tornadoes

So, we just watched “The Greasy Bandit” for the first time. In the least surprising news ever, we enjoyed it.

As the state ramps up capacity to detain and disappear people, including mayors and judges, this advice takes on urgency and its familiarity and adoption becomes key to an increasing number of people each week. It's worth repeating.

If all porn is made illegal, you can also make illegal the expression of any person you hate by defining them as obscene and pornographic. "Existing while visibly trans" will be argued to be pornographic. Women dressing insufficiently modestly will be argued to be pornographic.

Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

youtu.be/l_dFpKZo54w?... occasionally I just gotta remind people

For those who may not know: Janet’s video for “Alright” was epochal, beginning the 90s with performances by the Nicholas Brothers, Cyd Charisse, and the last appearance ever by Cab Calloway — along with Heavy D’s pop crossover debut. Just dandy. #MetGala youtu.be/JgeAUejUZhg

A wee tiny bit about the zoot suits and LA and pachuco culture. lamag.com/ask-chris/lo...

Teyana Taylor already won this race

All the Met Gala looks are Very Good this year, but this is (unsurprisingly) a personal fav.

Ducky and I went to the Raleigh Punk Rock Flea Market on Sunday where I bought the perfect coozie by @tittybats.bsky.social.

Omg oh no the exact same thing happened to my extremely wealthy and very sexy sugar daddy 🥺

Pimpernel fell out of a tree while saving his bird friend from another cat! From The Fat Cat Pimpernel by David Walker, illustrated by Alan Howard, 1958.

No News is Good News? Featuring: the Gerbs; All the Schedualing Action you can handle; Insurance Drama; a mystery baby?!? As always, thank you, thank you, thank you for your support, vibes, memes, meals, and love! 💚🦆 youtu.be/w3bo4zZS8_0?...

you know what to do

Like the heathens we are, we just had a meal that was ~1/3 red beans. THE DELICIOUS FORBIDDEN LEGUME!

Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest

FUN FACT: some of the Zizians had a house here in Chapel Hill. A friend of mine used to spot them in the neighborhood wandering around in black wizard robes. (She assumed they were just cosplayers, and paid them no mind.)

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

News is awful Post Godzilla

Would you be interested in some digital queer comic zines? You can find these on my Itch,io shop: annikcomics.itch.io Check out the thread for some samples 👇

fatherland

Heavenly tunes by neal.