good news, then: he was abandoned and left to rot

the main problem with LABYRINTH is i hate Hoggle with my life

new tag yourself just dropped

A bunch of celebrities have been declaring that they dislike cats because they’re “mean” animals This is like when people complain that they don’t like turkey because it’s dry: they’re telling on their own incompetence. Ham-fisted dopes don’t know how to approach cats. Not the cat’s problem

2026 can eat a bag of dicks.

I shared this on Instagram and the GFM, but forgot to share it here. It’s been A FULL YEAR since Ducky’s stroke, and they’re doing so fucking well. I’m so grateful and so proud of them. 😭

Why does the entire industry look like they had a logo drawing contest and the only rule was “eat this acid and draw a butthole”?

And I'm pleading with you too LOVE trans people more than you hate the bigots. Flight for us because you love US, not because you hate them. Only through loving us will you find enough passion to fight this fight to the victorious end.

These bigots hate trans people more than they love their own children. They trust their children with known cishet child rapists over a trans person who is just living life who has never even thought about touching a child. They will let their child be raped so long as it's by a cishet rich man.

Wrinkled fingers tremble on the trumpet's valves. Endless summers with his boys, cheap gin and cigars. A hundred women, though he never forgot a name. Dresses twirling in the moonlight, bright as stars. Once, he'd known the sweetness of five mambos. Perhaps before the end, he might manage a sixth.

Night Traffic

“2026 is the year of the horse” The horse:

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

AMERICA! Land of the free! Home of the brave! The richest nation in the world where you only get to have teeth if you have thousands of dollars in your savings account! 🇺🇸🦅🍔

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

The identification of a 'smiling' object found on Holy Island in Northumberland has been confirmed by BGS senior paleontologist Jan Hennissen. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

There is no drawdown. There is no retreat. ICE is just redistributing their assets to better avoid accountability.

This week, @nicolefroio.bsky.social explores the power of activism + creativity and connects with a community of nail artists who are telling ICE to get fucked. (Oh! And it's a FREE POST!)

Ok. The world’s terrifying and I have very little control. I’m off to make my silly little bits of art and try to at least make MY BIT better and share that as far as I can…

Happy Year of the Horse, everyone! #HappyLunarNewYear

Roger Corman recycled the effects and score from another space movie, and then got the writer of Deathstalker and 11 episodes of Care Bears to write and direct it. It's SPACE RAIDERS and it will be one of four films for The RiffTrax Experiments Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter

I used to go mini viral on Twitter semi regularly by just posting this image of John leguizamo and saying: Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo

Taking an anti-vaccination stances against a treatment that saves the life of ONE IN FIVE HUNDRED KIDS and has no verified deaths involving healthy recipients is not just anti-science and anti-logic, it's evil. I have studied this disease too extensively to soften that word. It's just evil.

In real life, one in 500 kids who catches measles will die. And because measles is an asshole, some of them will die six to eight years later, of untreatable, incurable neurological conditions left as a parting gift by the virus.

Measles is making the rounds in NC as I type. If you know someone who is “vaccine hesitant,” and has kids? Now is not the time to be understanding. They need to understand the disastrous danger in which they are putting their kids AND OTHER PEOPLE.

i often think about this review

I forgot to post this yesterday. It’s OK. I still love you today.

I’m being bullied online.

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

I didn’t do hourly comics, because I’m having a hard time being Perceived™️ right now. I might do some later when I’m less weird.

Speaking of spell slots, I had two VERY SATISFYING cuts on Saturday. One of which was for a client’s mom who is waiting on transplant news. I explained the concept of “spoons” as related to chronic illness/disability. She really related to it.

I did not watch the sports either local or nationwide. I played Cult of the Lamb, and watched RiffTrax with my favorite person: @bardcoreducky.bsky.social.

Every transphobe sucks, without exception.

The oldest known image of an owl: More than 30,000 years ago, someone skillfully scratched the figure of a long-eared owl (Asio otus) into the soft outer layer of the walls of Chauvet Cave, France. The owl is looking backward over their wings, head turned 180 degrees carnegiemnh.org/ancient-owl-...

We have a few days to accomplish this. Trying to stay housed at least through both of our surgeries. My consultation is this month. We're still waiting to see ortho for his hand. Ko-fi is in the bio alongside the shop. Thank you!!!!

While being told every step of the way that Texas should be abandoned and it was their own fault, by people who should damn well know better.

We are not here to generate shareholder value. We are here, as Vonnegut said, to fart around. Learn to sing, draw a picture, get laid, play dominoes in the park, lowball guys selling project stock cars on your local online yardsale, go count butterflies in a field.

In case you are unaware: -it’s not illegal to have a group chat -it’s not illegal to film anyone in public (and it’s important, bc otherwise people just disappear) -it’s not illegal to tell people when you see masked officers -it’s not illegal to collect and distribute food ICE must leave MN.

Just outside Seattle on I-5 🤘

Hello I’m the ubermensch, my one weakness is whistles

At a rally in Union Square right now, Council member @chiosse.bsky.social tells the crowd, “We certainly need to abolish ICE, but that’s not enough—we need Nuremberg trials.”

We officially have freezing rain in my little corner of NC. Since the weather has already started, I’m having a beer. Pray to your favorite god or saint of electricity for us!

Don’t worry everyone! The white women are prepared for the oncoming winter weather.

A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain. A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones. The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...

Just a cute little doodle to cleanse the timeline. Nothing political here. Nope.

Ask yourself. If ICE is going door to door, what’s next? Armed federal agents took a man away in handcuffs. A woman came out of the house and said the man was her husband. It also appears ICE used an administrative warrant, not a judicial warrant. That matters….

i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo