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geese have a ferocious reputation because they're territorial assholes, but what it really proves in humans is how averse most of us are to taking a life. if i actually thought a goose might hurt me in some situation it would not take long to solve it. bird necks are incredibly fragile things.

I hope you all tune into my alternative speech tonight, the State of the INNER JOIN.

Getting to work on the next video! Watch me learn some things about shortbread, overwhisk but under emulsify some lemon curd, and change shirts between takes over on YouTube! youtu.be/KZB9XfwKI1M #cooking #contentcreator #books #cozy

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congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment

If California and other relatively LGBT-friendly states want to be helpful, they're going to need to build a lot more housing.

HIPSTER: i was eating pizza before it was cool ME: did u burn ur mouth

John Oliver and team do a great job here of explaining how Twitter/X is a cesspool and why you shouldn’t go anywhere near it. Only thing it misses is new research showing that its right-biased algorithm “works” in that it shifts users’ views rightward. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZG...

The key point here is that the Saudi regime isn't doing this because fighting games are gonna make them money. They're just doing the "Cool Japan" concept but worse. Launder all their human rights violations and other bullshit into hey check it out we are culturally relevant in the modern world.

FOSS Nerds: We are announcing today an exciting project, the Hurtsume Nexus, an AGPL fork of the closed source Torment Nexus

1password is increasing the price of my family plan, which i would be annoyed about, but it hasn't changed in...7 years? & they've added stuff that i like & use & they haven't pissed me off so...yeah ok. you can have another 12 bucks a year one of very few orgs i don't hate for a rate hike atm

i have a lot of questions about how this relates to the USPS as a conduit of legal documents. someone sends you a certified letter cause they're going to do something to you in court, mail carrier says "nah fuck that guy", you get sued with no notice...then? just seems wildly untenable

Clarence Thomas is celebrating Black History Month his way: by becoming the first black judge to rule that they don’t have to deliver the mail to you if you’re Black

I have spent the past several months studying the cutting-edge research on modern democracies that have defeated authoritarian leaders. I've learned that the conventional wisdom on the topic is wrong — in ways that have clear implications for the US going forward THREAD www.vox.com/politics/479...

If you're interested in learning more, please read the whole piece here (GIFT LINK). It represents the results of months of research, distilled down to a (hopefully) readable form. Let me know what you think! www.vox.com/politics/479...

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all” Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since “Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

We don't even have the fucking right to get our fucking mail. Ridiculous.

absurd.

Masterful Troll, TCM.

a mundane curse #comic

Shigeru Miyamoto was very impressed by Banjo-Kazooie during its development, even expressing that it surpasses Super Mario 64 in some ways: "If Super Mario 64 is a makunouchi bento, then Banjo-Kazooie is a deluxe makunouchi bento."

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.” They pulled a Target.

it is very funny that mike lee’s brand for most of a decade was the intellectual “constitutional conservative” when it is quite clear that he has given himself a lobotomy

The feeling of having known something to be true, deep within your very being, only to have it confirmed as such. There's just nothing like it: defector.com/jeffrey-epst...

this is the meme. sherry is based af

It’s great (derogatory) that you can work very hard to find out something incredibly important, and the main response you will get is a derisive “Gee, I’m shocked.” Somebody has to ACTUALLY DO THIS WORK! You can’t pursue justice by going “Your honor: I mean, duh.”

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This. Again, if the topic of discussion is the intersection of racism and ableism, in particular, anti-Black racism and Tourette syndrome with coprolalia, listen to people who have expertise and lived experience with both.♥️👍🏿 And they will say the same things that I and other Black folk have said.

The Ford Pinto wasn't just infamous for catching fire and killing people during a crash; it was infamous for the leaked memo where Ford said the $50million to pay off survivors was less than the $121million to recall and retool, so the deaths were an acceptable business issue. The Cybertruck is...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

There were semi trucks full of dead bodies in NYC

No court has authority to prevent the report from being subpoenaed by congress and read into the congressional record, FWIW

some benevolent cyberpunk for you

“A fig newton? Pour MOI??”

Take at least one small moment for the ways in which Black Disabled people are going the fuck Through it, rn, is2fg

aged poorly

okay, this is funny, though

Let me tell you, you haven't lived until you've litigated against a pro se plaintiff who refuses to get a lawyer and only corresponds via overlong chatGPT-drafted missives which often include devastating admissions.

these people treat being called racist like it is a slur, and treat slurs like they're mere differences of opinion

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

These thieves keep stealing blueprints from my theft empire!

Jennifer knows which one of us has a spine. @mizzwelch.bsky.social @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

For the billionth time, crypto has only two use cases: gambling and crime.

Part 2 of her video + the link to her account: www.tiktok.com/@sh4ysgrwm?_...

I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot.

Jared Kushner's father, who was a) convicted in a bizarre criminal scheme including an attempt to entrap and themn blackmail his own brother in law, b) by then NJ US Attorney Chris Christie, and then c) was pardoned by Donald Trump at the end of his first term.