I keep waiting for one of these assholes to start streaming their lives 24/7. It would make them a better person!

if you tune your tiktok algorithm correctly it just turns into incomprehensible public access cable programming (laudatory)

Incredible chart from @propublica.org. If you don’t follow enviro stuff closely, your instinct might be that the hold-your-nose solution (carbon capture from fossil fuels) would be the “pragmatic” one versus covering Earth in solar panels, which seems utopian. In fact it’s the opposite

anti imperialism means that despite their great contributions to the field, the army corps of engineers is *not* welcome at dike march

if this is your take after cops beat up a bunch of queer people at trans march, go fuck yourself, you bootlicking freak. you're no comrade of mine.

It's really interesting to me that the only consequence of sex that seems real to conservatives is pregnancy. Intimacy? Vulnerability? Whatever - is there a baby? Human experience isn't real only breeding is real. Is the baby factory making the number of babies I think it should make?

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

It feels like a design problem with the question that people who move from another country would still answer yes to this. Like, it is true, but what are you really measuring at that point?

it was literature pub quiz night and our team name "flowers for algae gone" didn't get a single laugh, this isn't the country i grew up in

the skies and waters themselves rise against the vile king

Release the cybernetic bear

In-browser sourceport here

happy Father’s Day, everyone even if you’re not technically a dad, take a minute today, open the hood of your car and frown intelligently at the engine it’s your day

taps the sign

Jennifer got my ass

It seems to be worth saying that obeying laws is moral only insofar as those laws support a moral society. If you exist in a legal framework that is actively harmful, obeying that framework is immoral. This sounds radical but it's basic "hiding the Jews in Nazi Germany" shit.

There are only two file formats: disguised zips and renamed text files. JSON? Text. EPUB? Zip. CSV? Text. EXE? Zip. SVG? Text. DOCX? Zip. ICS? Text. APK? Zip.

The thing to keep in mind that MAGA, Trumpians, GOP, democrats, liberals, and white leftists are generally more or less on board with “teach these uppity Negroes a lesson” social policy. Very important that you keep that in mind.

you people loved slime in the 90s. slime, getting slimed. slime-themed drinks. but when the president puts slime on the national mall you want to crucify him for it

Chris came over last night and we watched CASTLE OF CAGLIOSTRO, one of my very favorite movies. When I checked its Wikipedia page, I discovered one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever read: The movie was only in production for 7 months total and it was animated in only FIVE FUCKING MONTHS

somewhere the most incomprehensible argument you've ever heard has been going on for 72 hours or more

you just can’t make this stuff up

I think it's common for conservatives to walk away from epistemologies that disagree with them with the understanding that the epistemology is entirely in bad faith. I think this person is saying that when previous Republican presidents were called out for supporting racist policies...

Trump accidentally revealing a top secret program to create the ninja turtles

well yeah but there's gonna be a lot of no shows

False Face Fox First of my glass animal mask series! This was so fun to paint, what other animals should I try? So far I'm thinking owl and deer for a woodland theme🦊🦉🦌 This painting and more have just been added as a print to my webshop :) #fox #fantasy #painting

I love these

“Ezra Klein is in Peter Thiel’s secret society with Joseph Gordon-Levitt” is a sentence I have been cursed by history to understand and not even find surprising.

We should adopt that as a motto for our great nation.

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

He's still got it

It's very funny to pitch this as "the DSA is running better ground game" rather than "we are weighed down by our refusal to engage with the lived experience of voters." The Dems around here are left of the party and doing fine! You just gotta say things an average voter likes.

… and has for almost 20 years. this is once again what i mean by the Long Technological Now

owned

Nothing is built in the U.S. anymore. I just bought a new TV, and it said, "Built In Antenna." Where the heck is that?

Reminder that the USPS is one of the modern wonders of the world and must be protected

Little known truth: radiation sickness isn't damaged, it's your body yearning to be closer to the radiation. Give in to health. Kiss the foot.

My parents have occasionally made somewhat radical political pronouncements that took me by surprise. It makes me think about how the different generations signal their political allegiances.

I view raw milk like I view cigarettes. Bad for your health, but we wouldn't want to make them illegal. Just got to make it illegal to give to kids imo.

The main flaw of the NYT is how captured they are by conventional wisdom. In their minds they would look silly if they wrote as if things outside the Overton window were possible - so they only publish people who agree with the current boundaries of debate (unless you're conservative).

oh yeah that’s the stuff

Nearly ONE CALENDAR MONTH with NO GLIMMER OF HOPE for HOT MUSTARD ENTHUSIASTS. Will Frito-Lay ABANDON THEIR MOST LOYAL CUSTOMERS to MISERY by REFUSING TO RELEASE THIS GLORIOUS FLAVOR? Does FRITO-LAY SPIT IN THE FACES OF THE HUNGRY? Have they ABANDONED GOD?

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