"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"

It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends

i don’t know what the fuck any of you are talking about

I think my friend Io said it best www.etsy.com/listing/1743...

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

it's frickin bats

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session. Want to know why? Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out. Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

one day will have a world that will allow socials to just be art, music, movies, special interests and titties

Cuz my totally normal criticism of movies lately is not enough virgins.

The place where ships go to rot into nonexistence.

theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises

Playing that new skating game

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

before and after hegseth's directive

“I have seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence,” Herzog said. “Story and acting and everything, they look completely dead. There are stories, but they have no soul. They are empty and soulless.” Get their ass, Werner.

September 30 ... October 1

King Kong is a movie about how your skills as a film director don't necessarily translate to success on Broadway

Treebark Ghost

Big personal news - just booked my first international standup gig! Related: can anyone tell me what the Taliban find funny?

This is the kind of shit you say right before an empire-ending defeat because you replaced all your logistics officers with roided neckless hypertensives who jack off into their Grunt Style t-shirts fantasizing about going back in time and killing more women and children at My Lai.

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

Bill Burr should never EVER be allowed to live down performing at the Riyadh comedy show. None of them should be, but especially him.

David Cross folks.

had my cards read, is this good?

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

here is... the mega roundup

farewell, eric adams

I can see the finishing line - It’s covered in Goblins! ✨🎨

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Space stations: 1) Eastern Airlines commercial spaceflight services 2) McDonnell Growth Space Station (70s) 3) Submission to a NASA station design contest from the early 70s

Ian Miller

Free worldwide shipping on orders over $30 this weekend in my US print shop www.inprnt.com/gallery/carl... i got spaceships, spooky beasts, sinking cities, kaiju, readers, weird cats and more! #art #bsnm

I told you guys

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

every guy from The League is either a normal sweetheart in real life or pretended to be in one of the towers on 9/11

PRO-TIP:

writing "self defense" on all my ammo just in case anyone ever asks me any questions that are already answered by the ammo

Night Lords - Old sketches

Half and half, Pilot Kaküno EF, Pilot Falcon EF, Sailor Ebonite F.

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

update

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

Claudia Cardinale and Robert Redford dying in the same week puts the world in a hotness deficit not seen since at least the 19th century

Marker, ink pen, colored pencil, and gel pen 9 x 12in

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop