Jeff Hobbs
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tara
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Every time humans behave terribly the wind should have something to say about it. There should be a great deafening wind for days afterwards that leave no question in anyoneâs minds that we have upset the order of things
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Today would be a good day for it
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they got our ass!
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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dillo (wiglet tuttle)
8 days ago
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
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Nate
8 days ago
Me: I'm going to spend some time reflecting on New Year's Day. Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
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more mr. nice guy
8 days ago
barkeep, can i get another activity placemat over here please? (sliding a fifty across the bar) and keep those crayons comin'
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leon
9 days ago
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Everyone is fighting a battle you can't see. Because we are all constantly being attacked by invisible goblins
9 days ago
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Wearing a scarf to the grocery store makes me feel like Jay Gatsby
10 days ago
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I would absolutely love to hear Adam Sandler cover âSultans of Swingâ. Just take a moment to imagine it
11 days ago
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pixelatedboat aka âmr blueskyâ
12 days ago
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, youâre a fucking moron
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little lamb
13 days ago
Forget it Jake, itâs giving Chinatown
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Marisa Kabas
13 days ago
every time i take a peek at threads i immediately read the dumbest thing ive ever seen in my life
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rich traditions
13 days ago
one thing of many that would be really good to rebuild in this country is local news reporting
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ÎTLÎS
15 days ago
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
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public health is anti-war. guy
15 days ago
christmas on bluesky
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Luke O'Neil
4 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Shashank Joshi
15 days ago
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Timothy Simons
15 days ago
I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*. *Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
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If this were a proper country we would be reshooting the Folgers commercial with different actors each year
15 days ago
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
15 days ago
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Western Mass Mystery: âwhatâs this thing in the Eastworks menâs roomâ
17 days ago
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My walk-on music is 3min 41sec and itâs the Wilco track where they simulate the feeling of a migraine
18 days ago
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good hyuck, babe!
20 days ago
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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Iâm beginning to think that fuckin falcon can hear me just fine
21 days ago
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beetle moses
22 days ago
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Karen Attiah
22 days ago
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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Todd Vaziri
23 days ago
vanity fair knew exactly what it was doing
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Catbus
24 days ago
the right attitude
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Hamilton Nolan
26 days ago
Everyone currently paying bribes to the White House should be made to understand that we are going to remember and make them regret it.
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If He Builds It, Tear It Down
Pendulums must swing.
https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-builds-it-tear-it-down
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Chris Boyd
29 days ago
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Did I learn pen and chalk lettering from the album cover of the Beastie Boysâ âCheck Your Headâ album? Well it hard to say
29 days ago
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Was âFrostyâ Parson Brownâs alter-ego, or was Parson Brownâs alter-ego âFrostyâ
about 1 month ago
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Alexa+ is KILLING IT
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about 1 month ago
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Who wore it better?
about 1 month ago
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eli yudin
about 1 month ago
no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I donât think i should have to click a button that says âiâm a dumb bitchâ to indicate that. youâre a website that sells blankets and you canât speak to me like that.
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BayBayFriend
about 1 month ago
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, âYou should know the names of all the Muppets,â and someone stuck up for me, saying, âI donât think this one has a name,â and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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Kashana
about 1 month ago
All super rich guys sound the same now. Itâs all âI sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product thatâs going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyoneâs ever seen.â
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Reason: not hungry anymore
about 1 month ago
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Looking forward to iOS 27: "Liquid Opaque"
about 1 month ago
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Doctors should be allowed to prescribe bands
about 1 month ago
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Movies I will make, by Quentin Tarantino (đ§ľ, 1/10)
about 1 month ago
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[BLUETOOTH SPEAKER APP HAS RED DOT] [OPEN APP] APP: It is Turkey Day! Enjoy you having Turkey
about 1 month ago
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Mr. Big Shot
about 1 month ago
me: getting a call. hold on brotha it's Scam Likely i gotta take this âď¸ me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
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If you donât âpray that way,â no need to be âsorry.â Simply explain the way that you do pray without anger or defensiveness
about 1 month ago
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Kat Abughazaleh
about 2 months ago
why is it called âorthodontistâ,,,, imagine telling someone youâve got a dontist appointment
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
4 months ago
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Most evenings in 2025 have ended with Xâs for eyes, two legs straight up, with tongue sticking out
about 2 months ago
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