Jeff Hobbs
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Ding ding ding ding
It’s Boochin’ Time
about 11 hours ago
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I love explosions. But I HATE looking back at them. That’s why when I detonate my explosives I don’t look back at ALL
about 15 hours ago
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
1 day ago
Hello, electricity company? It’s me, customer… from bills?
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Imagine going to Threads on purpose
1 day ago
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_Can_ you, though?
3 days ago
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RedruM
4 days ago
ME: What’s the first rule of bite club? DRACULA: Is it biting? ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting. RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.
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The Ken in Yellow
5 days ago
[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho
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AI can triple the output of the five stupidest people at your company. 3x5 that’s like what, 20x? 20x.
5 days ago
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terror
5 days ago
[!] You’ve discovered 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ✨ Your inventory is too full you can’t carry any more items.. > Consume 𝒾𝓃𝓉ℯ𝓇ℯ𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓅ℯ𝒷𝒷𝓁ℯ ✨𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 acquired!
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Maria J Pérez Cuervo
5 days ago
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
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Hold up, he has a "Wino Forever" tattoo?
6 days ago
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john granule
7 days ago
me, whispering to my friend: sometimes i wish he would just leave guy who lives in my walls: i heard that
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Kids on skateboards remain undefeated.
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9 days ago
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Congrats to Dark Illana Wexler, the new White House Senior Manager of Comms
9 days ago
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to be fair the electrical outlets were trying to warn us
9 days ago
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J🔥HELL🔥P
10 days ago
That doesn’t sound very divertido bro
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“Sorry I can’t attend that 9am video call, some guys are coming to work on the electrical system” WHERE “some guys” = “me” “work on the electrical system” = “flip the circuit breaker on and off for two hours straight”
12 days ago
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rob
12 days ago
007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
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Stellaween?
13 days ago
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Deckle edge is for the criminally insane
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14 days ago
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Seth Rogen is America's favorite Canadian C-student
14 days ago
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If I'm ever feeling badly about myself, I try to remember this: At least I didn't write the HDMI/CEC specification for automatically switching HDMI ports
16 days ago
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Brian Caron
16 days ago
I miss this feeling
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Justin LaLiberty
16 days ago
What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.
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sadvil 😎
16 days ago
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
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Tonight I will fuse jazz and hip-hop
18 days ago
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Kathleen Edwards: So boring, you’ll think you died and went to Canada
18 days ago
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Sega CD. PSP. Virtual Boy. Vectrex. DIVX. Netflix Wii Channel.
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I Saw ‘One Battle After Another’ Six Times in Six Formats in Six Days
We compare Paul Thomas Anderson's latest masterpiece in VistaVision, 70mm IMAX, digital IMAX, regular 70mm, DCP and 4DX to see which is best.
https://www.indiewire.com/features/commentary/i-saw-one-battle-after-another-six-times-in-six-formats-1235154431/
19 days ago
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jam
19 days ago
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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ceej
19 days ago
bad bunny should not play the super bowl half time show because he is not a good role model for children. they should get good bunny
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Has anyone ever tried fusing jazz and hip-hop
20 days ago
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blaaaaaaaaaines
about 2 months ago
(Fred Schneider voice) i wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL
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Jessica Ritchey
22 days ago
In addition to being a first rate production designer and concept artist, Ron Cobb turned out some banger political cartoons in the Nixon era.
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Shaqsquatch
25 days ago
someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters
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Ygrene (scary)
about 1 month ago
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
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respectful huff
28 days ago
DON DRAPER: I grew up in a haunted house. I would put out bowls of spaghetti and tell visitors it was guts. Grapes, eyeballs. One of the older boys, who would lunge at people in a wolfman mask, looked after me. The only time I wasn’t scared was when I was eating Reese’s Pieces.
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Is this still smart
28 days ago
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Tom Reagan’s Hat
29 days ago
Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap
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Real “end of history” vibes at the Holyoke Mall today
29 days ago
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Is it ok to designate a dog an "emotional support animal" if you are the one supporting him|
30 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
30 days ago
[INT. INTERROGATION ROOM]
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James Hell Brooks
about 1 month ago
Awful news that Kaleb Horton died. A talented writer who in another time would've been getting $5 a word with an expense account. Read his skilled filleting of the Entourage movie
web.archive.org/web/20150605...
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Entourage And The Slow-Burning Death Of The American Dream - Bitter Empire
Entourage is exactly as awful as you think it is, part one.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150605224301/http://bitterempire.com/entourage-and-the-slow-burning-death-of-the-american-dream/
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Important update: "Sweet Honey in the Rock" is now "Sweet Honey or the Rock". Listeners will be asked to fill out a short form before listening which will determine if they listen to Sweet Honey, or alternatively, the Rock
about 1 month ago
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ceej
over 1 year ago
CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra? DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl. CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe? DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think. CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right? DRACULA: That’s right. CHOTINER: Thank you.
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Alan Sepinwall
about 1 month ago
Theme song for Rapture Day:
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The Leftovers Season 2: Opening Credits (HBO)
YouTube video by HBO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLSH-81yT7s
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NecroSCOMicon🎃
about 1 month ago
the reason why there’s two windows at the drive-thru is so you can order and say ‘i love you’ at the 1st window, and then they give you your food and reply with ‘i love you too’ at the 2nd window
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Ten Inch Nails
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about 1 month ago
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Apple Bottom Jings
about 2 years ago
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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pet sematary extra
7 months ago
thinking about big rice
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Viktor Winetrout
about 1 month ago
Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half
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