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Colin Spacetwinks
3 days ago
jc denton: how's the saying go...? "you can lead a horse to water... but drowning it is surprisingly difficult." alex jacobson: jc: wait. or was it "you can traumatize a horse by using water." alex: jc: wait. wait. i think i've got it this time. alex: jc: "kill all horses."
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Wearing the corner store cologne that ransoms people’s hard drives for bitcoin
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Andrew Lawrence
8 days ago
by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
8 days ago
i never thought i’d need to say this but guys: no doctrinal or liturgical arguments in my mentions please
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Princess Pretty Girl
9 days ago
you just know mrs. claus' squirt stains on christmas eve go crazy
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Disgusting woke nonsense! 😡 This isn’t a “sugar person”, it’s a Pikachu
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honor sachs
9 days ago
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
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The real trans agenda:
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Shamey
13 days ago
Zen koan
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Dieselbrain
14 days ago
this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
14 days ago
[Zero 7 singing] Wasting my time -
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Wikipedia photos captions can be so funny, because what do you mean the thing worth commenting on in this photo is the top? cc:
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Steam Year in Review is available, btw
17 days ago
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To the tune of “Ohh, She’s A Little Runaway” by Bon Jovi:
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Raivin / Alison
18 days ago
that friend who's too visual novel
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Ryan Boyd
18 days ago
Average American motorist: "Beep beep I'm Hitler"
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The Rock tweeting this again, word for word, 45 minutes before any other source
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Cannabis brand called “Mayor Iguana”
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What’s a game from your childhood that everyone but you called mid A masterpiece - fight me on it, I’ll play dirty
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852dude
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
21 days ago
if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics
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Princess Pretty Girl
23 days ago
gender in video games is very stupid stupid every game should just be about a ball and two paddles trying to make sense of the grief they feel living in a world that no longer wants them and a society that couldn't care they exist and there is jazz music or some stupid shit it should cost $200
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Frogboi 🫒
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
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post malone ergo propter malone
25 days ago
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
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Remembering the time I was so addicted to Out of the Park Baseball that I tried to play the phone version. Given that the game is essentially a complicated spreadsheet engine, it did not go well.
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disc horse bot
about 1 month ago
Polyamorous people would rather frolic than go to therapy
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Rachel Cole
about 2 months ago
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Joshua J. Friedman
about 1 month ago
My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
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Alright, let’s fuckin’ have it
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Jacob Geller
4 months ago
I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984
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Stephanie 🍉
about 1 month ago
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Post Grape-Nuts Clarity
about 1 month ago
Having second thoughts about my anti-public-executions stance actually
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A Low Poly Robot
about 1 month ago
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Colin Spacetwinks
about 1 month ago
jyn erso, while everyone around her is being violently killed: i can't use those things together. i don't need that right now. hmmmm, there has to be some way to get the RED key card. i can't use those things together. there's no way i'm licking THAT! i can't use those things together.
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disc horse bot
about 1 month ago
I'm begging for AnCaps to add an ounce of free real estate to their politics.
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Pardoned Turkey sounds like a rejected Hideo Kojima character name
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🏰𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🏰
about 1 month ago
Art by • Stephen Fabian
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joemag
about 2 months ago
Moe-rry Christmas Everyone
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mgayultra
about 2 months ago
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Blaxamillian
about 2 months ago
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When I go to share a meme on my story on Instagram, and it tries to play music, I lower the volume and delete the attached song. It feels like drowning someone in a bathtub
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rainy
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squƐ≡🮲🮳y from:me
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eli yudin
about 2 months ago
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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Oh, so *now* unlimited growth is bad?
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Still recovering from Game 7, but bsky can have a selfie
about 2 months ago
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Russian race science:
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