jc denton: how's the saying go...? "you can lead a horse to water... but drowning it is surprisingly difficult." alex jacobson: jc: wait. or was it "you can traumatize a horse by using water." alex: jc: wait. wait. i think i've got it this time. alex: jc: "kill all horses."

Wearing the corner store cologne that ransoms people’s hard drives for bitcoin

by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on

i never thought i’d need to say this but guys: no doctrinal or liturgical arguments in my mentions please

you just know mrs. claus' squirt stains on christmas eve go crazy

Disgusting woke nonsense! 😡 This isn’t a “sugar person”, it’s a Pikachu

If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career

The real trans agenda:

Zen koan

this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

[Zero 7 singing] Wasting my time -

Wikipedia photos captions can be so funny, because what do you mean the thing worth commenting on in this photo is the top? cc: @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social

Steam Year in Review is available, btw

To the tune of “Ohh, She’s A Little Runaway” by Bon Jovi:

that friend who's too visual novel

Average American motorist: "Beep beep I'm Hitler"

The Rock tweeting this again, word for word, 45 minutes before any other source

Cannabis brand called “Mayor Iguana”

What’s a game from your childhood that everyone but you called mid A masterpiece - fight me on it, I’ll play dirty

if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics

gender in video games is very stupid stupid every game should just be about a ball and two paddles trying to make sense of the grief they feel living in a world that no longer wants them and a society that couldn't care they exist and there is jazz music or some stupid shit it should cost $200

some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think

Remembering the time I was so addicted to Out of the Park Baseball that I tried to play the phone version. Given that the game is essentially a complicated spreadsheet engine, it did not go well.

Polyamorous people would rather frolic than go to therapy

My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:

Alright, let’s fuckin’ have it @profanity.accountant

I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Having second thoughts about my anti-public-executions stance actually

jyn erso, while everyone around her is being violently killed: i can't use those things together. i don't need that right now. hmmmm, there has to be some way to get the RED key card. i can't use those things together. there's no way i'm licking THAT! i can't use those things together.

I'm begging for AnCaps to add an ounce of free real estate to their politics.

Pardoned Turkey sounds like a rejected Hideo Kojima character name

Art by • Stephen Fabian

Moe-rry Christmas Everyone

When I go to share a meme on my story on Instagram, and it tries to play music, I lower the volume and delete the attached song. It feels like drowning someone in a bathtub

this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks

Oh, so *now* unlimited growth is bad?

Still recovering from Game 7, but bsky can have a selfie

Russian race science: