twilight anesthesia? why don't you stop being such a baby and just twy heavy anesthesia?

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Gales of November: i swear i usually last longer, i don't know what happened

it’s actually so fucked up that i have to keep thinking of something new to eat every few hours

Mamdani's line that billionaires spent more to oppose his candidacy than he proposed to tax them really says it all. Like a company that shuts down a profitable location as soon as it unionizes. The principle of maintaining control is more important.

shoulder angel: rainy you don't need it, you already have a free piano shoulder devil: pick it up pick it up

rainy you don't need the free ska piano rainy you don't need the free ska piano rainy you don't need the free ska piano

From my friend Kyle. This is essential reading for all Americans. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

I'm almost finished my 100% run of polyamory (I have everyone's calendar and location, just need the large kitchen table). Any recommendations for other relationship models to try next?

well this is embarrassing. I feel like I've been shot in the face

beautiful morning. I woke up, smelled the fall weather, walked down the street, and cast a vote for Dick Cheney to be the next mayor of Pittsburgh. Time now to drink my coffee and read any news that has happened in the past 12 hours

putting on my sunglasses while leaving work so no one can see me crying about how dark it is already

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

We take it for granted today, but a single 6W embedded NPU can do more tensor operations per second than a peasant in the 1400s could perform in his whole lifetime

me amassing soup recipes that everyone likes

every tech company has at least one principal+ engineer who no one likes, has seemingly no boss, has never been right about a single thing, and is only ever referred to by first name

im sure this is collective consciousness magical thinking bs, but i swear i can sense when im talking to someone who still uses twitter after like 30 seconds of hearing them speak

There's no top shortage, they just can't wear the strap because they all have back pain

how long until back stops hurting 33 years old

it's gone. this is worse than when they fixed the ket house sign

it's very cool being the only person in tech to have the initials "rms"

a browser that refuses to connect to websites unless it's hosted on us-east-1

every day i am told to "click to learn more". i will never click to learn more

to be fair, i get it. I've only lived in my house for 3 years and im already looking to start construction on an unpermitted 90,000 square foot ballroom off the east wing

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

hey chat do snakes have tails?

i propose we put the entire economy in us-east-1

okay hello. it's kate alt text clinic time. show me things you didn't write alt text for because you thought it was too difficult, or for whatever other reason, please. i will help

the democrat messaging of "who you vote for is private but whether you vote is public record" fits so well with their perennial message of "not voting for our milquetoast nothing candidate means you want fascism"

ooughh the siren song of lead-based solder

it's actually good for your immune system to smell soldering fumes just a little bit

of course this won't apply to software journalists, who will be allowed to use the title without any standardized requirements and no accountability

the soft animal of my body ate too much candy and now she has a tummy ache

absolutely losing it over Orville Redenbacher's naturals

im biphobic (scared of every other thing)

gnu cowutils

"metamours" are just in-laws for sex perverts 👎

the herron ave bridge is open again! the 54c route isn't all fucky anymore! nature is healing!

more people should be queer and in love

cried so hard at my friend's wedding last night. i love my family

nobody at this wedding knows that i’m secretly having an affair with the groom

hey gang just poppin in for a quick mad at me check, sound off in the replies if you're currently mad at me

why does the largest yaml file simply not eat all of the smaller yaml files

After receiving a graduate degree the body floods itself with hormones that make you forget all the painful parts, an evolutionary strategy to make you more likely to put yourself through it again

it's somehow very fitting that the use of genAI that I loathe the most (image and video generation) is actually less energy-intensive than the things I can actually see a use for (eg. code generation, codebase research, tedium automation)

Lawrenceville. 46th Street. Caller says that his neighbors have a high powered magnet and are using it and other dark arts to move his furniture. Happy Halloween season.

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

there should be more types of ovations