nuh uh i'm a cyborg and my terminal is an extension of me

i hate the neovim community to be perfectly honest

i'm so woke that i would not mind being beaten to death by a woman

what level of autism is recognizing a specific voiceline from death stranding 2 as a reference to a line from a bmth song originally written for death stranding 1

nevermind

i’m going insane does anyone have the “it’s ovah” barry 1984 picture with starmer dressed as a fascist in the background

*bravely* haskell is bouba

foldr more like foidr

sorry ur wife left u man. it was probably due to those datacenters yea. no i agree with u

just yelled at dollman. i will not be apologizing

spoiler alert: oliver will just be working on good calendars instead of bad calendars on holidays

> “prime” meridian > look inside > infinitely many prime factors

i18n was a mistake fuck this bullshit i’m not a liberal internationalist anymore

every app on my phone reads 5'10" as 510" because the apostrophe is the thousands separator here and literally nowhere else

public holiday so instead of working on bad software today i will be working on good software

my job in the commune will be shareholder value increaser

clap’s derive macros generate allow attributes that cover like 40% of all clippy lints fuck my stupid chud life

can i interest you all in a text file containing approximately 650 lints individually set to “forbid”

really wish clippy had a version of `”forbid”` that didn’t apply to macro generated code, but i’m aware that’s slightly insane

claude code has tamagotchi technology now. agi achieved

This is ontologically not true. When you ask Claude for a task, it actually finds a google webpage that exactly matches the task, usually one written in the Global South. This wastes countless swimming pools of water per query. The magnetic distortions produced also interfere with bird migration.

it's just interpolating between stolen art in a high dimensional space, which is of course something well-known for being trivial

"I use Claude code" - great. u should "I use go" - hello, human resources?

[me as paul rudd in celery man] Attie bring up Rage Feed, sequence Data Center Wetbulb Celsius, target blood cortisol band 30-40 ug/dL, do not make mistakes. On screen.

if you continue slandering my name like this, getting the facts wrong and such, I will be left with no choice but to get in contact with my lawyer and pursue litigation against you, jonathan. this is too much and you fucking know it buddy.

speedrunning has dramatically lowered the potential productivity of a generation of autists

I don't give bluesky permission to use my pictures, my information or my publications, both of the past and the future, mine or those where I show up. By this statement, I give my notice to bluesky it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, give, sell my information, photos or take any

i love scrolling through the replies to a jay post and seeing a horde of the worst accounts on the platform alongside three of my bravest mutuals

white guy SHOCKS robot waitstaff by ordering in fluent latent space embedding

> playing slay the spire 2 > put on an nl vod in the background > it’s slay the spire 2 > look closer > we’re wearing the same sweater > look in the mirror > we’re both bald i cannot convey to you people just how much he’s literally me

now that we spend less time writing code we can spend more time thinking about glorious Types

i’m going to spend the rest of my stupid chud life with everyone thinking i’m a pom fuck my stupid chud life

carrying on the proud british tradition of stealing other people’s shit and taking credit for it

men are from Type, women are from Prop

roguelike agent interface where every prompt is chosen from three options

source tells me claude is stable. please god

total uncle bob cultural victory

calling people by their last name for no particular reason goes kinda crazy

taking public transport to my headphones-on office job while watching birds of prey out the window bro i live in autistic dad heaven

i fear my new political thing is that i'm being negatively polarised against environmentalism

this hellthread is insane, especially if you’re going to admit that the person you’re harassing wasn’t doing anything other than trying to minimise the consequences of the regulation

claude tell me how to avoid complying with regulations do not make mistakes