Ew, you're groß.

Seeing a distinct lack of nocon art on my feed...

You're pretty when you cry.

And then you remember you're a video editor, so you compare laptops with equivalent performance. After seeing how much they cost, you contemplate suicide.

Good morning Fedi.

virginity rockstar

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

Somebody should buy me these for no reason

Checkmate Rainbolt.

Image compression makes me want to kill myself.

COULD YOU TURN THAT DOWN IM TRYING TO MONOLOGUE IN HERE

Guys I really need that extra credit could somebody help me out

My current list of visual novels I've read ranked in order of best to worst: - Chaos;head - Doki Doki Literature Club! - Stein;Gate - Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc - Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair - Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

All this platform wars stuff for the "They all suck!" people to be right once again.

Wouldn't is be insane if the slug alts were actually completely different people

every time theres an update to bsky tos about art or porn or whatever, its always the same shitters saying "THIS IS GONNA KILL YOUR PLATFORM" "DONT FORGET WHO MADE YOUR PLATFORM" bro kinky fuck meat autism porn didnt make bsky, it was disgruntled sesame street liberals who did

Nanoooooooooooooo!

I'm trying my darndest but I'm just not seeing the line between the op and this reply other than "apple" and a line at the very end that seems vaguely climate-change focused

typeahead suggestions because why not it shouldn't get in the way of entering URIs hitting enter will redirect to the top result

I watch Chainsaw Man for everything except the action.

Never Beating The Retirement Home For Millenials Allegations Award:

Ok having thought about it, I've never talked about it and I don't run into much art that taps into this, so maybe I'm just thinking it's more surface level than it actually is.

Torn between bunny and demon. I could combine them and have the ears flop down, but that would require so much thought an effort into expressing bunny ears that I physically can't even comprehend the possibility. I should pay somebody to make cool things for me so I can be happy instead of being sad

now that we have the new moderation guidelines, is now a good time to say that the idea of being rapebait for stronger women is hot

Can I noncommittally get boobies or do I have to choose between no boobies and boobies if I decide to go for boobies

Wow what an asinine take.

any stomach sleepers in the chat

I think the fact that the nuclear block completely breaks navigation and discoverability for even *uninvolved* users is one of those things that is simply antithetical to the open web.

HAVE YOU EVER WALKED ON ONE OF THESE? YOU HAVE TO CHECK *EVERY SIDE OF YOU* BEFORE CROSSING BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING SHOT I'M WAITING FOR A LIGHT AT THESE GOD AWFUL INTERSECTIONS PLEASE DEFENESTRATE YOURSELF.

Saves are cursed knowledge.

You could probably guess my fetish.

Lore Drop: I'm A Minority

Guys where on your wrist are you supposed to wear a watch

wow they’re speedrunning the tumblr downfall

Arguing that you didn't consent to obscure terms falls flat for me when you click a box that says you went through the great wall of obfuscation that the blue hyperlink placed next to the button you pressed.

I refuse to believe that only 16 percent of people get off to fanfiction.

I'm pretty sure we just ran out of dimensions, so we just started making the three we have look prettier but I could be wrong.

"Just think it bro" -Guy who has a library of 2 books

I get the sentiment, but this reads exactly like a five year old writing "boyz rule girls drool" in crayon on their classroom wall.

this is absurd. a comically massive chunk of drawn porn (and people's own fantasies) is of the form "oh noo haha i can't believe this is happening to me, by surprise," and that is technically nonconsensual but the whole point is that the consent is shunted onto the viewer

I had a dream this morning that was just Doki Doki Literature club's final act for some reason.

hashtag content distribution network politics

Conversations with Melvin:

Everyone please start liking their own posts so I can be comfortable doing it myself.

THATS NOT WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR THANK YOU VERY MUCH I WAS ASKING A REAL QUESTION

Todoist.

two thirds of my entire fortune are a two keyboards and one laptop.