I think I need to punch @evilace.bsky.social next time I see them

Fucked up that I’ll never know what it feels like to have my dick honked

Gay friend I have plans with in ten minutes: I’m running late Me, also gay, on the couch in my pjs: ok no prob

Me refreshing my Bluesky at 12:02am on my birthday: WHERE IS IT

Me staring at my phone at 12:01am on my birthday: where’s my attention

life is beautiful, one person's polycule is another person's nightmare blunt rotation

she booba in my mouth until I kiki

Had a dream that I rode a roomba around like a skateboard

Deleting all my dating apps cause what the fuck is a mono-poly marriage

It’s Pride Month! Celebrate by participating in this age old queer tradition; argue with strangers on the internet about identity politics

Sorry to all the hot girls who have tried to flirt with me but I didn’t realize

Leeches?? Girl, not the Victorian ozempic

Babe will you hate me if I watch Bridgerton? Babe?

I’ll fall asleep at the party. I don’t even give a fuck

Hey guys, my account was hacked by an impersonator. Please disregard my last three posts! Changed my password and I think I’m good now

This is form. By the way

Hey guys I’m form

I’m form

you rizz me upppppp so i can stand on mountains

BLT? It’s actually LGBT 🧍‍♂️

vans tray of dizzy bility

“Oh? What'd they say?” -me about a situation I already have the full story from the other side

I'm a grower not a shower, but like, in terms of my personality

Was having a good morning then the person in front of me stopped on the on-ramp

It’s 3pm and my main character neighbor has just come outside in her third outfit of the day. I am in the same sweatpants that I wear every day

We smoke at 9:11 now right

Groutfit but green

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these are just my warm-up posts you guys please don't interact with them these ones are just for practice

I wonder when I’ll have my first tweet