if u think snl is funny im scared of u

saying lowkenuinely is literally the same thing as saying /hj

flashing people at hyperbop by showing the lower half of my face as i eat an uncrustable

when u get so high u have to sit down at hyperbop to eat

i just got a physical flyer for a party IF WE DONT USE PAPER WHO WILL #NoOtherChoice

several months w/o autocorrect i can type without typos while under the influence of several substances

taking my glasses off bc ive seen enough

we’re at hyperbop and ace just said “i feel like a snake getting charmed” LMAO

im so good at starting tv shows

my cat is ragebaiting me but im too busy listening to Happiness Frequency: Serotonin, Dopamine, Endorphin Release Music, Binaural Beats Meditation Music on my noise cancelling headphones so i cant hear her

trying to jerk it but having fomo from the animal crossing group chat blowing up

what I lack in taid I make up for in raw power

addicted to playing fallout like it’s the sims

the princess and the poppers

im somewhat of an expert on demand avoidance

sometimes just reacting to a message isnt enough. and i need to send LMAO as its own message in reply

this was a cry for help

the princess and the crumb

living in my house with adhd is like a constant ispy game

i accidentally smoked the weed that made me notice my tinnitus and internal echolalia/stimming right before bed

typo in an edit on tiktok is an instant turn off it doesnt matter how good it is

Clean and jerk - not just a weightlifting technique, also a great way to spend your alone time

i have seen only the first half of a ridiculous amount of movies

nature documentaries are so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s ai

down so bad i just downloaded the espn app (my bf is hyperfixated on hockey post heated rivalry)

who up huffing and puffing about this shit #strangerthings

the they/it to it/they pipeline

not to start shit but mileven shippers are so crazy bro like have u even watched the show

when u go to pull up the byler power outage fic and u open ur browser and it pulls up the dsm definition of autism instead

ace just asked me if aluminum was plastic or metal

bro why do roads even need lights. like just go

ozzy from survivor is literally finnick in real life

who up forcibly hubicki-pilling their boyfriend #survivor50

nobody talking about fractals has ever been sober and not autistic

if we dont get to see rizo talk to mr beast on survivor 50 what is even the point of living

healing from post vacation sadness by reading byler fanfiction

forcibly giving everyone else my vocal stims by being absolutely insufferable and annoying :3

guys im reaching a flow state /gen

cant stop thinking about byler

they dont want u to know that the cure for autism is music

A basketball team made up entirely of trans girls - great at dribbling, shooting could use some work

did not expect the IT guy from jurassic park to be in fnaf 2 but it was a pleasant surprise

i could eat mcdonalds breakfast for every meal for the rest of my life and never get tired of it

cant stop thinking about byler

Spotify listening age gap relationship

true partnership <3

ace is literally the wisest person ever. me when i receive the trauma of infinite understanding, catastrophic emotional intelligence, and unparalleled processing ability

fuck i have to come out to my family as a shambolic rube when i literally just came out to them as a fetid moppet last year

sometimes i don’t think ppl realize that liking things on instagram is public