kieran culkin would be such a sexy trans girl

kinda fucked up that if u wanna feel better u have to actually do things

damn girl, you piss with that ass?

"Don't worry babe, I'll wear the strap tonight" *tightening the joy-con around my wrist*

fucked up that i have to find shoes to wear for my wedding instead of just floating on an ethereal mist 4 inches off the ground

i keep finding myself in queer spaces thinking oh my god these ppl seem so straight but theyre just cis 💀

fallout 76 referenced tumblr and idk who to tell about it

it could really be any video of charli xcx live and ill get chills

melania trump when she turns 1000 years old: millenia trump

no better feeling than when u point at something and your partner knows what u want and they hand it to you

i’ve never felt more like a horse

sometimes i forget that neurotypical gay people exist

lord please deliver a submissive and breedable femboy to me

god had me be born as a girl so i could keep my foreskin

all screen protectors do is crack bro

Very Pittsburgh graffiti I saw

A bondage scene where restraints get very slowly crocheted around you until you're completely immobilized

who up thinking about alysa liu stateside performance

they should invent a smiley piercing that doesn’t fuck up ur teeth and gums

amc popcorn is like eating cardboard

nobody talks about how dangerous it is to mindlessly create portmanteaus without having an encyclopedic knowledge of slurs

they should make a Silent Hill you can play one-handed so my boyfriend can still pet me

The subtle and often-misunderstood difference between bratting and ragebaiting

god made so many autistic people trans so he could invent the torture device called the Binder

whoever made silent hill 2 was so horny

AU where pee and blood get replaced

stimulants are awesome if u want to be Very Aware of ur heartbeat at all times

u know ur vyvanse is working when u start clorox wiping the top of the trash can

cult of the lamb hyperfixation resurgence…

if I don’t get time to cross-stitch I turn into a cross bitch

how it feels to have a friend group where everyone is transgender and autistic

found yet another autistic trans person who makes niche youtube video essays to watch. life is beautiful

takes ace’s phone and changes all the settings /pos /gen

they should invent a type of concrete that doesnt get extremely icy

if u think snl is funny im scared of u

saying lowkenuinely is literally the same thing as saying /hj

flashing people at hyperbop by showing the lower half of my face as i eat an uncrustable

when u get so high u have to sit down at hyperbop to eat

i just got a physical flyer for a party IF WE DONT USE PAPER WHO WILL #NoOtherChoice

several months w/o autocorrect i can type without typos while under the influence of several substances

taking my glasses off bc ive seen enough

we’re at hyperbop and ace just said “i feel like a snake getting charmed” LMAO

im so good at starting tv shows

my cat is ragebaiting me but im too busy listening to Happiness Frequency: Serotonin, Dopamine, Endorphin Release Music, Binaural Beats Meditation Music on my noise cancelling headphones so i cant hear her

trying to jerk it but having fomo from the animal crossing group chat blowing up

what I lack in taid I make up for in raw power

addicted to playing fallout like it’s the sims

the princess and the poppers

im somewhat of an expert on demand avoidance

sometimes just reacting to a message isnt enough. and i need to send LMAO as its own message in reply