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24 they/them, i’m just here to rt seven’s posts
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re slutty jesse pinkman??
11 days ago
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Bunny ≽^•⩊•^≼
11 days ago
I actually have to take off my shirt for your x-ray
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rainy
15 days ago
me amassing soup recipes that everyone likes
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Rain 🌧️
14 days ago
It would be so much easier to keep my home tidy if I didn't have to live in it
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Trick
14 days ago
Women like me even though I forget a lot of stuff and I'm a little boring and I don't take my makeup off . They do
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what if chatgpt is just aliens testing us to see how dumb humans really are before they take over
12 days ago
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“1 in the cooter 2 in the pooter” 8 words that should’ve never been uttered, but we can’t go back
13 days ago
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23 days ago
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still thinking about this post
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23 days ago
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resisting the urge to hit on a very obviously straight girl just bc her boobs look great in that shirt
#lesbianmaxxing
25 days ago
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i’m like if a lesbian also occasionally had sex with men
25 days ago
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cramping at the club 🫶🏼
#periodmaxxing
25 days ago
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i’m like if a guy had big naturals and long luscious lashes
25 days ago
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sleep all day, fast food, boba, home, hamilton movie, nap, bowling, vodka double shot, home, weed, bar, pool table, nother drink, booyah
25 days ago
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rainy
25 days ago
absolutely losing it over Orville Redenbacher's naturals
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seven
26 days ago
i’m like if a guy was addicted to lounging
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just told my sister that instead of calling myself fat i’m gonna start calling myself a size queen
25 days ago
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seven
28 days ago
can somebody please invent willy wonka style candies that satiate ur appetite for 24 hours and also give u all the nutrients u need already. what year is it dafuk
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Bunny ≽^•⩊•^≼
28 days ago
Human sized dog bed? How do you know it’s not a human size cat bed?
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what is it with men and ghosting? who told them that was cool?
28 days ago
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seven
about 1 month ago
nobody talks about how autism makes u so mysterious
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seven
about 1 month ago
i need to go to a lazy river soon or i might perish
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guy who forgot to bring CBD on a 2+ week trip and had to pay $27.94 for some at a random smoke shop 💀
about 1 month ago
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guy who goes on a cross country roadtrip then has to do 🐴 at 11pm in order to stop writhing around crying about severe back and leg pain…
about 1 month ago
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nothing is better birth control than my friend’s kids (ages 4 and 2) screaming and crying on and off the entire day when i’m already exhausted and overstimulated, don’t get me wrong, they’re sweet and entertaining sometimes, but watching my friend’s face when the kids cried was lowkey depressing 😭
about 1 month ago
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The Final Form
about 1 month ago
Fucked up that I’ll never know what it feels like to have my dick honked
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i got to pet a little shark today and i think it was the most magical thing i’ve ever experienced, he was basically a little sea puppy and loved back scritches
about 1 month ago
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only an hour left until we get to pensacola oh em gee
about 1 month ago
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still thinking about this post
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about 1 month ago
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rainy
about 1 month ago
more people should be queer and in love
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guy who gets stuck on toilet during roadtrip
about 1 month ago
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sage and i can’t stop saying yinz yang and apparently it’s an actual business in pittsburgh and we are in fact not original
about 1 month ago
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Bunny ≽^•⩊•^≼
about 1 month ago
she breasted boobily down the aisle
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steb
about 1 month ago
polycules are annoying what do you mean my wife's boyfriend's boyfriend is getting married this weekend
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seven
about 1 month ago
nobody at this wedding knows that i’m secretly having an affair with the groom
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the guy who helped me at the register was 100% high as shit and i love that for him
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about 1 month ago
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i’m so brave and healed from illness 🙏🏼
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about 1 month ago
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tfw ur out running errands, need to stop at a cvs for trip stuff, don’t realize the cvs is in a target, then realize it’s a target in different county than the one you’re banned in so you can actually go in
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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i hate being sick!!! i just cooked ground beef bc i needed to before it went bad, the sell by date was today, when i started cooking i was worried bc it smelled sweet, so i google a ton of shit and it’s inconclusive then seven comes into the kitchen and i ask them to sniff it, they say it smells-
about 2 months ago
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The Final Form
about 2 months ago
Gay friend I have plans with in ten minutes: I’m running late Me, also gay, on the couch in my pjs: ok no prob
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seven
about 2 months ago
it’s not clopping to u that i’m standing on hooves
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seven
about 2 months ago
horseBOP!
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seven
about 2 months ago
horsemaxxing at hyperbop doing K, listening to pony, dancing like a horsey
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there should be a separate honk for the back so i can beep at fart smellers
#kebab
#butfirst
about 2 months ago
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rainy
about 2 months ago
the revolution will not be dance danced
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about to watch my little pony high as shit hashtag unemployed
about 2 months ago
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steb
2 months ago
what a great turning point in my day
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bb update: at this moment in time no one in the big brother house knows that charlie kirk was just shot
#bb27
2 months ago
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when the adderall starts to taste like i wanna become a gym bro again
2 months ago
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saucy baka 😛
2 months ago
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