apparently I’m like a honey glazed ham

Finnish? I’ll show u finnishing

Everyone’s talking about bull in a china shop but no one’s talking about moose in a yarn shop

you wouldn’t want to mistaken for a creepo in the Helsinki International Airport

honeymoon more like honeyMOOMIN

feeling spiteful toward the app that tells me when to sleep to avoid jet lag

6 hours of Kelly Clarkson covers

wuff wuff 🥺 bark bark

I’m Packing

should I rebrand as a cat? 🐱🤨

better yet I love a divorce joke at a wedding

witch gender

who up meling they tonin

hotwife hotlife

I love when they play club music in the hospital cafeteria

me as a horse

ayo shoutout back pain

im convinced all figure skater pairs are bi for bi

fiber is temporary. Beads are forever.

i love divorced people

thinking about Gwen Stefani in No Doubt 😌

uugggghhhhhhn

i wanna put marshmallows in my coffee like you put it in hot chocolate

Spring has SPRUNG

and as always be careful walking down stairs hold onto the handrail

w the temperatures rising tomorrow everyone watch out for falling icicles

what they really score olympic figure skating on is how gayly it was performed and how fat the ass is

Call me "Pittsburgh streets" the way if I don't get plowed consistently there's going to be a lot of complaining

I have perfected the most efficient, ergonomic scrub cap bun

I think cilantro tastes like soap AND I think it’s yummy

NOT ONLY DID SOMEONE TAKE MY SPOT BUT THEY FCKING RAN OVER MY CHAIR

Not enough people are talking about the FRACTALS ❄️

drinking the hot shower water>>> 🤤🤤

Bitches don't even know where the spleen is

fraternal twin boy- girl-wives

nothing more jarring to wake up to on a Saturday than ppl banging on your door to see the apartment and jumping out of bed to hide a dildo

fuck am I gonna have to shorten my nails??

lost my pittsburgh chair virginity ✌🏼🪑

the urge to start practicing piano again…

really looking forward to the transition from i’m not that girl (reprise) into as long as you’re mine

who up groveling in submission

i would give anything* to not go to work tomorrow *except my PTO

my cat sounds like she’s full of rusty cans or something

if I don’t get time to cross-stitch I turn into a cross bitch

time and time again my fear of walking down stairs is reinforced

9x9 kenken has me questioning my sanity

I am first and foremost a yearner

pinterest is forever 💜

every day I think about the Becca x Chloe situationship in Pitch Perfect