9x9 kenken has me questioning my sanity

I am first and foremost a yearner

pinterest is forever 💜

every day I think about the Becca x Chloe situationship in Pitch Perfect

9x9 kenken is pushing me to new limits

scared for the day when my spouse accidentally shoots our own horse in rdr2

Who up lexing they pro

today he fucking insulted my playlist THREE TIMES

trying to jerk it but having fomo from the animal crossing group chat blowing up

the heartburn of it all

bread bread redemption 2

teaching my coworkers what a polycule is

this doctor is rage baiting me

10 yr old cat and 11 yr old dog (bonded pair, dislikes eachother) free to a good home! comes with free mouth sounds (wet)

pets stop licking and SWALLOWING challenge starts now

just had a patient recommend close-toed sandals with socks for going running in the winter

my spouse is reverse princess and the pea— pea on the prince

Everyone's always talking about being hangry, why doesn't anyone want to acknowledge being horngry?

This year I’m gonna fully morph into a rabbit. No more pretending.

left my perfectly proportioned coffee on my kitchen counter 😞

Who else is watching Heated Rivalry?

2 coffees, no water, all orange food in my lunch

the real hockey is the boyfriends we made along the way

Pls pls pls anyone read The Foxhole Court by Nora Sakavic (Gay, violent sports, mafia) if you like heated rivalry you will reallly like this book also text me when u read it

emotional gooning

gooning along with Heated Rivalry

filling my weekly meds container feels like I’m playing mancala

I can’t believe they’re gonna have ariana grande on survivor season 50

feeling compersion for sophie on survivor

Elijah wood is gaslighting me??

thank god elijah wood isn’t british

My dog is the misophonia final boss

I broke off a fingernail and it really hurts and I need to publicly complain about it :*(

help my wife is trying to seduce me in parseltongue help

consummate? More like consume your mate #vore

she’s actually the most boring gay person I’ve ever met

momtok more like WOKETOK #prideepisode

save a horse ride a horse

Someone pls download the Wicked movies and edit out all the extra bs so I can watch a normal length movie of just the essential plot

Wicked but everyone is a wolf

constantly checking my weather widget to see if the rain looks like Saddam Hussein hiding spot

my wife is a broccoholic 🥦

Next installment of crafting has gone too far: I pulled a sewing needle out of my underwear?? Still have no clue how it got there and I was like half asleep, I thought I dreamed it

I love grinding /acnh

They should invent a depression that isn’t so depressing

Taylor Frankie Paul the woman that you are

when you do a typo while typing “Gmail” and write “fmail” instead of

what would I do without u afternoon coffee ☕️🤎