my sister has been calling my new room “The Great Wolf Lodge” and I know she’s making fun of me but that is unironically so epic and true

My wife is anti autistic

buying a house has caused a serious relapse in my facebook marketplace addiction

Thinking about my wife 🥰 #wife

you wouldn’t want to mistaken for a creepo in the Helsinki International Airport

honeymoon more like honeyMOOMIN

wasn’t prepared for the amount of low taper fades I am currently seeing

6 hours of Kelly Clarkson covers

I love PA what do you mean we have Shartlesville AND Buttzville

wuff wuff 🥺 bark bark

Victor Hugo's novel rewritten so that all the characters are gay women... Lez Miserables

no better feeling than when u point at something and your partner knows what u want and they hand it to you

I wish I could surgically remove my GI tract without repercussions

writhe > relapse

swaddling Hans Christian Anderson and giving him a kiss on the forehead

If you are unable to control a dog, an animal that is domesticated and has been selectively bred for collaboration with humans, without the use of force you’re an unskilled dog trainer. AND if your purpose with dog training is exclusively to control you should not be working with animals period.

god had me be born as a girl so i could keep my foreskin

leadership is not a real job. i dont respect leaders. foot job. now thats something i can respect

pharmacy didn’t have my prescription genuinely never going anywhere ever again

Ariana Pequeña

nothing better than seeing an elderly person walking an appropriately sized / energy level dog for their mobility level and lifestyle

seasonal depression girlies go outside right now! It’s 60 degrees! go look directly into the sun for 10 minutes it will help!

The way that Alyssa Liu skates bouba and jumps kiki is really satisfying to me

Slavic polycule made of U-hauling trans lesbians... Russian nesting dolls

I have long hair like how a boy horse has a long mane

Legalize behavioral euthanasia for puppyboys!

PSA never buy a house

confronting the fact that you have ocd basically feels like a 24/7 “is it real or is it cake” challenge

they should make a Silent Hill you can play one-handed so my boyfriend can still pet me

every day I’m so grateful that I’m not a STUPID IDIOT who likes to watch AI influencers

It's truly a Never Kill Yourself day in Pittsburgh today

Spring has SPRUNG

my Zillow addiction is reaching never before seen levels

age regressing to 7 to 9 million years ago and doing ape play

drinking the hot shower water>>> 🤤🤤

who up groveling in submission

just now learning I am not evil at my core!

my cat sounds like she’s full of rusty cans or something

concept: cnc petplay nail trim… they hold u down and forcibly trim ur nails while u wiggle and try to get away and also bite them

every day I wake up and wish American Bitch magazine from the cult classic movie Best In Show was real

I am first and foremost a yearner

anyone else do dead wife flashback compilations in their mindpalace and cry meanwhile wife is alive and just at work

every day I think about the Becca x Chloe situationship in Pitch Perfect

If anyone ever wants to talk about the Etruscan Shrew please don’t hesitate to reach out 🙏

The problem with anarchism that nobody talks about is once we remove all the power dynamics what I am supposed to jerk off to?

I am JUST like a horse

perfect saturday! seam ripping a slytherin patch off an old jacket while watching a documentary about a trans woman 😌

keep forgetting my wife is jerking off and keep trying to tell her about he new animal crossing update 😔

literally addicted to drinking water I’m guzzling this shit down every second I can

trying to jerk it but having fomo from the animal crossing group chat blowing up