every day I think about the Becca x Chloe situationship in Pitch Perfect

If anyone ever wants to talk about the Etruscan Shrew please don’t hesitate to reach out 🙏

The problem with anarchism that nobody talks about is once we remove all the power dynamics what I am supposed to jerk off to?

I am JUST like a horse

perfect saturday! seam ripping a slytherin patch off an old jacket while watching a documentary about a trans woman 😌

keep forgetting my wife is jerking off and keep trying to tell her about he new animal crossing update 😔

literally addicted to drinking water I’m guzzling this shit down every second I can

trying to jerk it but having fomo from the animal crossing group chat blowing up

what I lack in taid I make up for in raw power

I want my eyeballs taped open and a 24/7 live stream of all Grey’s Anatomy episodes to be playing directly into my balls from now on

Derek Shepherd eating Meredith Grey whole

10 yr old cat and 11 yr old dog (bonded pair, dislikes eachother) free to a good home! comes with free mouth sounds (wet)

pets stop licking and SWALLOWING challenge starts now

my pets have teamed up against me

my spouse is reverse princess and the pea— pea on the prince

Sleeping is like crack

nature documentaries are so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s ai

With wolf protections under threat, this is a reminder of why wolves matter. The recovery we’ve seen over the past decades was made possible through science-based protections, progress that is now at risk of being undone. Wolves are not the problem; they are essential and deserve a future.

Wishing the hot butch lesbian who smiles at me when we pass on walks and does force free training with their reactive dog a very blessed day and perfect life

made my profile background Shane and Ilya holding toes 🥰

when the yaoi is so good it gives you gender dysphoria

Jafking hok or halfking jorking

yaoi

gooning along with Heated Rivalry

who up sriraching they mayo

who up souing they chef

I can see Dr. Teddy Altman’s fursona so clearly in my mind

sometimes life is just one horrible sensory nightmare after another

My mom is claiming she’s “never had a panini” !??!?

Can’t wait to do the pommel horse DICK INSIDE on my wife this weekend in front of all of our loved ones!

When you queen out too hard and it spooks your cat and she runs away 😔😩

There comes a point in chronic pain where the only thing that can take the edge off is JT Music’s Join Us For a Bite

My dog is the misophonia final boss

Me when I’m trying to get laid

new rule: before you say anything you have to pweak!

age regressing to when I was 14 and talked in a British accent for a week

i could eat mcdonalds breakfast for every meal for the rest of my life and never get tired of it

help my wife is trying to seduce me in parseltongue help

controversial opinion but Ariana Granade big wet eyes!???

the concept of triple threat Whitney Leavitt

I’m wlw (wolf loving wolf)

momtok more like WOKETOK #prideepisode

save a horse ride a horse

Wicked but everyone is a wolf

constantly checking my weather widget to see if the rain looks like Saddam Hussein hiding spot

I love grinding /acnh

I’m so dominant and infertile

Taylor Frankie Paul the woman that you are

I’m like a Brony but for Bluey