Guy asked me if I'm a female I think I might throw up. Bro whatever answer doesn't end with you hitting me

I got Dr peper

I want shahs so bad but I should save moneu

Joints hurt sooo bad I need dr pepper

I need DR peppr

If you're presumptuous I'm gonna make fun of you to my friends

Nothing unsexier than someone who assumes I'll bottom or sub for them. Gross!

I love small talk!!! I can't hang with a mf who hates small talk! This weather IS crazy!!! And don't get me started on the traffic!!!

HOME!!! MY INSIDES HURT FROM NEEDING TO PEE FOR SO LONG

Bladder gonna burst but I'm chill

Hi have you heard of sleep party people ahaha

Roommate playing neutral milk hotel in the car vs me playing of Montreal

Windmill is a type of girl

Aux privileges have been revoked. They want to silence me !!!

Roommate gave me the aux for the car ride she is regretting it. OF MONTREAL!!!!!

"wow the trees are so beautiful imagine getting murdered here <3" me, upon seeing beautiful trees

Allegedly someone needed to pee and had to use a cup in the car and they are accused of hvig peed too much and almost overflowing he cup so they had to throw it out the window and then some of the pee came back in the car and they needed to change their underwear in the passenger seat apparently idk

Forcing my roommate to listen to animal collective who would win a rabbit on a five hour drive ama

I mso battered and bruised I think I have bruises on my spine is crazy

I'm gonna b late to work . Killing myse

I'M SICK OF BEING IN THE CAR!!!

I miss my wife

Oh hey, Pittsburgh folks or anyone with funds to spare, here’s a list of fundraisers for people displaced by the Squirrel Hill apartment fire earlier this week.

Deepl saved me

Trying to explain to a straight guy who doesn't know English very good what a gay bathhouse is

Deepl save me

realizing food is good actually is maybe the number one way I got over my eating disorder. Just fully realizing exactly how much is out there and how if we need to eat why not make it good

I think generally if someone talks about howww good and epic and amazing they are at sex constantly they probably aren't very fun to sleep with

Pain flare! At work. I'm so out of breath from standing up

Someone parked no parking zone now my bus is on a detour

I do not trust any queer event group that does not have at least one trans women helping organize

8 people were in the hot tub . Explodes with my mind

Sir put that bottle of hard liquor away NOW!!! And other such words I wish I wouldve said tonight

Ok it's been evil at work today but a Thursday regular gave me a cinnamon roll

Like bro just chill out

Person with family history of bipolar: hm I guess everything is awful and bad and I'm depressed and suicidal and scaring my family. I'm sure this feeling is forever and nothing is ever going to change

Person with a family history of bipolar: hm I guess I'm perfect and happy and amazing at everything and hearing voices and scaring my family. I'm sure this feeling is forever and nothing is ever going to change

I think perhaps I'm depressed

Drank so much barefoot wine I started looking at bare feet 👀

Barefoot wine.... Foot fetish ....uhhh. smemoebeone who isn't drunk make a funny please help me please God olease

Lol I'm a real knee slapper hahaha I make myself giggle yeah yeah

My ass fat as well

I look like this if anyone was wondering btw

NVM she say back down to watch wrsting

Wife won't fuck on it (I'm it) bc she's too busy watching wrestling but also as I'm typing this she kissing my leg helppppp I was wronggg

Roommate and I going thru our million curly hair products

Chelsea cut is a go

I trying to learn to sing n nano is telling me I need to choose easier songs but I Won't

twinks are women

I'm like if a guy was really unwell