boy posting and boy moding must end

yeah dude I had 6 shots I'm borrach as fuck rn

Broke: making fake Spanish words by adding -o Woke: making fake English words by subtracting the terminal vowel

Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest

shorty got a rudimentary churning process

The Etruscan Shrew !

Alien overlord: For your punishment you will be forced to drink… (looking at alien notes) One hundred beers. Me: Holy shit I uh… wait. Is there like a time limit or something? Alien overlord: No. Just drink them all at some point. Me, really selling it: NOOO😭😭😭😭

egg salad is literally such a fire thing to put on bread

you’ve heard of doggy style get ready for froggy style

Yeah yeah bush is in vogue now but are yall oiling it? Conditioning? Get it together

MOSQUITO PUENTE IS ME!!! COME TO THE SHOW!

i believe all parades have a right to exist and defend themselves

Penguins win!!!! Let's start hockey season right!!!

Here is Sahars new account! Please do what you can to help

Every time someone starts a sentence with “I asked ChatGPT … “ my eye starts to twitch.

my cat lying on my fucking foot and she is WARM

And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

Ima Onwugbenu, 35, a librarian from Cheshire, has reportedly decided that she is personally responsible for ending capitalism, famine, genocide, climate change, the global fascist movement and the inexplicable popularity of James Corden.

I love small talk!!! I can't hang with a mf who hates small talk! This weather IS crazy!!! And don't get me started on the traffic!!!

at the rest stop I went into the stall after April Hartman. she didn't flush her pee..... piss bucket allegations holding fast

Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks

you shouldnt give your table scraps to the family dog (slicking back hair) give it to me

helpnmeeeeeeeeeeeeee

smokin on top 10s if I'm gonna be honest :/

oug throat hurt tbh

have bunny

For the second night in a row, DC locals heckled officers participating in Trump's crackdown. As the federal government consolidates a police state, our best hope is to direct so much loathing at these mercenaries that they cannot recruit enough scum to fill the streets. bsky.app/profile/dcmi...

Foppish knave, with a limp-wristed thrust of his rapier: She shall be shaved. And. Washed! I dodge, then circle with a Wolf-like grin: The man who quivers at a bush is no man at all (my daggers are a blur, twinned fangs aptly named pride and prejudice. It is over in an instant.)

Showing up to lose my virginity in a full tuxedo. I drop the needle on the vinyl. Sixpence None the Richer, “Kiss Me” plays. I light the candle with a lighter but pretend it was with my hand. “fireball” i mutter nervously. I start shaking but she grabs me “Healing touch” she says

guy who's like ultra reactionary and goes racism and nationalism are actually leftoid french revolutionary inventions and we need multiculturalism to bring trve evropa to its ethnic diversity of the middle ages

I wish instead of going to work I could do a cool flip instead

Father.. The King: No, it can’t be! (stumbling backwards off his throne) My smile reveals sharp glistening canines: Aye… you threw me to the wolves. “bastard” you named me King: You’ve become…you… Me: Say it Weary King: The War Wolf *my pack howls ferociously behind me*

kids these days won’t even go outside to smoke weed anymore

I'm Gatorade pilled

Murray Avenue moving company strikes again

i need the poly flag on finch

Terry Bollea, known commonly as Hulk Hogan, suffered from a massive butt failure and couldn’t keep any poop in his butt and all the poop came out and he died. “It was really weird how his ass and balls were stark white but the rest of him was tan,” doctors said, “it was gross.” Mr. Bollea was 71.

COOP ITS CALLED HYPERPOP COOP

I'm like if a woman was the macho man randy savage

based Kevin Nash let's go big sexy

my tooth hurt I gotta call the dental surgeon but I've been putting it off for over #5years hope that paper with his number didn't get lost #moving #wisdomteethmorelikedumbdumbteeth #narmthoughts

I've become such a jock since taking estrogen. I exercise now. I follow sports. Sense of antagonism towards nerds at all time high.