Whenever I get back to Pittsburgh, someone needs to set up a comical Looney tunes trap to capture me so I don't leave again.

It's actually really in efficient to keep putting your clothes in a drawer. It's extremely productive and well-adjusted of me to let them be strewn about.

She blow on my borosilicate till it seal.

ED is trans-misogyny

Knowing how badly I'm going through it on any given day based on the ratio of Cute Critter to Police Violence videos that the Instagram algorithm serves me.

Modern guns are cool, but a cute queer carrying several flintlock pistols would steal my heart (and my loot).

4 hour HBomberguy video essay about 6-7

The "it's complicated" relationship status on Facebook could never comprehend queer relationships

I'm like if Great A'Tuin was just hauling around the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

The feminine urge to run off and work on an Alaskan crabbing ship.

Pittsburgh-activated trick knee

Bluey is great,but the real deep cut is Between the Lions

Puppyboy with a food kink RPing getting sprayed by a skunk so owner can bathe it in tomato sauce.

The sketchy gas station pills that let you predict the future.

Offering the Mennonites on Rumspringa on the train a Ketamine lozenge.

The alcoholism is stored in the Pittsburgh

Do kids still go Corning?

Coming back home and realizing that IC Light is honestly a pretty low tier beer after not having drank it for a while.

Alan Turing and the Trans Tech girlie are the same thing.

Layering for cold weather is extremely punk.

Stare into abyss and the abyss gets flustered and looks away.

Being sent to exile island, or as I like to call it, New Jersey.

This machine fights cars

*In a Sean Connery accent* "We named the dog River"

Putting in the time and effort to get my name changed to something I never use was a fascinating decision.

Moods for the day

Roadkill coded

For the longest time I thought Utz stopped making crab chips, but apparently they're a regional thing? I swear I never saw them till I got to the eastern seaboard.

Masquerading as a liberal as a bit to bullshit my way through a business class.

Randomly thinking of Frodo Baggins and starting to cry.

Tying all my mental health into the strength of a tube of borosilicate rn.

So apparently a lot of people were actually encouraged to do art while growing up? Any other important aspects of childhood development that I'm not aware I'm missing?

Rolling up to a group ride and every guy has *that* mustache. Not sure if it'll be great or terrible.

Turns out Philly is where I'm supposed to be. All it took was going back and realizing I can't be anywhere else right now.

Turns out you can't always run away from problems, but you can run away from the systems and networks that can help mitigate them

I think the knots in my back are actually just load-bearing at this point.

Manic Pittsburgh Dream Girl

Chaser but only for it/its pronouns

Decided my new pronouns are Jawn/Jawns

How the hell were the Giants 1-4 up until now?

I'm more than happy to say Go Birds, and the Flyers have Gritty so that's cool, but how the hell does this city expect me to get excited about the Phillies?

Non-ASPCA approved polycule

Squirted some T Gel into my hand and immediately discovered how many glass micro-cuts I have.

One of the most off putting things I'm realizing about Philly is I haven't seen a single deer wandering the streets since moving here.

Finnaly getting the opportunity to fully unpack my suitcases and various belongs for the first time since moving has been feeling way better than I imagined.

Subaru Baja is twink El Camino is muscle girl No further questions

Kids were really cooking when they decided big construction trucks are cool.

Philly bike scene got me questioning my gender (negative)

As long as they don't go to Altoona, they won't be found.