I would really love it if it would simply not get windy again, thanks.

Rediscovering on a weekly basis the esoteric concept of "going outside makes you happy"

My body confuses me sometimes. Viagra won't do shit, but showhow an estrogen shot will immediately get things working for a bit.

Call me an olive garden waitress the way I be grinding on that cheese.

Papa John's Garlic dipping sauce made me trans

I would really love it if it would simply not get windy again, thanks.

Sheryl Crow's "Soak up the sun" is a low key age regresser sleeper cell song.

They should make an adult version of the digging things they had at playgrounds.

The fact that woodpeckers come in Small, Medium and Large will always charm me.

rain is the true bone hurting juice

Blind Melon had a song for days like today

Nothing scares me more than people who are able to just rawdog light mode on their phone 24/7

Getting a fursuit made, but only to try to make my local squirrels more comfortable with my presence.

Mr. President a seventh solider has hit the grave.

I just gotta lock in mommy

Yo this daylight savings time stuff kinda hits.

Celebrate the small victories, like getting to turn the thermostat off for the first time in many moons.

The year is 2014. F1 has new engine regs. You are listening to the British and German National Anthems on the podium. The year is 2026...

Age regressing back to a time when Ferrari were champions

Calling it now, this is Ferraris year. No notes

I had forgotten what humidity felt like till today.

The rumblings of a firefly reboot are great, because it has two things. 1. My Namesake 2. Feet

I love this time of year where I have to start radically altering my sleep schedule every weekend to watch car go zoom.

Stoop kid was a real one.

I swear ageplay isn't a kink, it's just a sensory thing

Detransitioning into a Tumblr sexyman

God gives her toughest battles to her most unmedicated warriors

When I was a kid, being up at 2 in the morning meant watching cool shit on Adult swim. Id love to go back to that and not the announcements of new wars.

Manic Pittsburgh Dream Girl

ACAB explicitly and specifically includes my neighbor's ex-police dog that won't shut the fuck up.

You aren't using enough Garlic

Seeing a bunch of Canadian men on the verge of tears makes me sad

The death of the doylist perspective han been one of the most tragic things to happen to modern media.

I will happily pretend to like Brad Marchand once every 4 years.

Unapologetic lover of Stomp Clap Hey music

The pedo formerly known as Prince Andrew unfortunately got off pretty light all things considered compared to other people with the last name 'Mountbatten"

Pretty sure the Dutch are AI generated

If Team Canada/Crosby doesn't make it to the gold medal hockey game, the next best outcome is a Czechia-Slovakia match-up because Czechoslovakia was, like Sidney Crosby, made in Pittsburgh.

Piss scene piss zine

Practicing Safe Soup

Whimsymaxxing

Soup is a spectrum

If god didn't want you to pee on live wires, he wouldn't have made piss so conductive.

The say ketamine will weaken your bladder but, honestly? There's too many things doing that these days for me to really say for sure.

You can tell French Canadians aren't really French, because they're actually good at hockey.

Olympic hockey is single-handedly forcing me to have some semblance of a normal sleep schedule

Sid the distinguished older gentleman

Save a bike, ride a biker

Doing bumps of viagra in the elevator to the top of the ski jumping hill

RIP Tony Soprano, you would have loved Luigi Mangione