This baseball game is a lot like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.

Kicked out of my favorite Vietnamese restaurant again. Fear they may soon bahn mi.

DON’T ask your doctor if Omertà® is right for you.

TFW the blonde has fashionable glasses

There's a man in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.

and you may find yourself living in a

My new year's resolution is to befriend the eagle that pecks out my liver every morning

Isengard stands with Mordor.