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Watching the almost perfect movie with 12yo. #GalaxyQuest

difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations

I'm hitting her backrooms. I'm working her liminal spaces. I'm eagerly anticipating an A24 release

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We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

Meowie Antoinette

Men don’t wanna go to war anymore, they wanna play fighting games while a femboy sits in their lap

pillow-seeking missile

There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user: 1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse 2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts 3. Normal

You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

AI is being used to continue the white man’s mission to sow division in the black community to weaken us and you will never convince me otherwise.

Nah the 2am phone call “GIRL IS YOU PREGNANT” is so real

Goals....

greek is this in accordance with the prophecy?

This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

They’re here!!!!

Im sitting here being normal and all this shit keeps happening.

Kids today are too fucked up, not like in my day where we learned about life and death and the birds and the bees the normal way, by being shown rotten dot com by our friends brother when we were 11 years old

Exercise is so easy now that I refer to it as hitting my dailies.

🧹🧹🧹 what a change a week makes. gunnar hitting 2 homers AND making insane defensive plays. blaze with 6 rbi. o'neill even drove one in! gritty first start (and win) for gibson. a complete game, very few notes. let's fucking go o's.

When you make peace with your sister for breaking your model airplane #parkcon

Yes, you will. The team will be doing internal testing on iOS next week.

Y'all have new personalities every time I check back in. It's beautiful.

Most of my support. 🫶🏽

Life is pain and I’m extremely fatigued and anemic due to The Bleeding Time BUT A baby human recognized me and said “hi wen!” unprompted when I came home and I am just like so happy 😁

jon (2017) (1/3)

Vixen #Vixen

On god I got a migraine breaker script and it’s a little fucked up how much of my daily discomfort was just “migraine but it got weird”

tylenol with codeine ⛑️

AuDHD pattern recognition is wild because I may not remember where I put my keys, but I will remember your tone from three Tuesdays ago and notice when your energy changes by 2%.

The Pencil of All Time

Marriage of Convenience main story is over and now I have to wait 3 months for the side stories 😭 😭 😭

*with mouth directly touching the microphone* where’s bamco

i have fantastic news about www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWl1...

I don’t even give a fuck about pretending I don’t want to be on mind altering substances 24/7 anymore

This how the beginning of all of Westside Gunn’a songs sound.

Self-preservation instincts of a cucumber

EDM track with this title and two tabs of acid would fix me

Being a police detective isn’t so hard. I just told my new partner Amelia Bedelia to grill the suspect while I went out for doughnuts. Just about to get back and wrap this up…

I don't know if @chucktingle.bsky.social is going to read this, but when I woke up today, instead of languishing in bed depressed, I said to myself "Let's trot, buckaroos" and got up and now my kitchen is clean and I've done meal prep for the week and I feel like I should thank him. Thank you.