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this site suffers from a lack of cultural refinement. this could be somewhat assuaged by allowing me to write my posts in comic sans

If I ever have a full on vulva on my neck take me out the frame.

Had to do a double take because I was like "is that a fucking Counting Crows reference?"

Explaining to my tart citrus fruit what Netflix series I'm watching

i wish the moon was real :(

I want to say, again, for the fucking record: A postal service operating at a loss _is a feature, not a bug_. It is a *service* that is *constitutionally required*, not a business. Treating it like a business is a mistake.

Y’know I tried to get into vore…. But it was a lot to digest!!

introduce yourself as a Black TV character

you:

I Can’t Believe They Not Buttas

Wheat Thins

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Straight jorkin it. And by it I mean my wendys.

The people you should really be scared of on the Subway are the ones applying impeccable eye makeup on a moving train. They fear nothing and make sure you know it.

The protagonist of a 7th gen Uncharted clone tutorializing the mechanics to the player:

Another day, another patient coming in and threatening staff. She had already been dismissed, so it’s unclear why she is allowed back in the building.

It’s gonna snow tomorrow i want to throw up

this really isn’t an exaggeration

Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!

We haven’t lost recipes

Send that text. Record that voice memo. Someone just sent me one that made me tear up. You never know what someone is going through. Though my thing is public, you never know. ❤️

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Desperately gathering the strength of will to lift this me-sized palm plant to put on my brother’s porch.

…Well, yes.

You picked up…. 82 refills this year. Top 12% of medication takers. Wow! You’re on top of things!

I listen to music using an ancient technology called "Moving Picture Experts Group Audio Layer III" or "MP3" Fuck Spotify, here's the last 15 albums I bought on Bandcamp

*Phillip Morris voice* You certainly won’t regret 1-2 cigarettes.

The only ethical way to listen to music is MP3s that you illegally downloaded between 1999-2012 and then transferred from external hard drive to external hard drive ever since.

I been through the desert on a horse with no name. It’s not weird. Horses don’t go around calling each other Steve. Or Evan

I am a regular guy I know how to wake up

in the current age, when intellectualism is under attack, one of the most radical things you can do is continue to learn and seek out knowledge knowledge is, quite literally, power

The ex-paladin talks to the wizard's customers while the wizard talks to the baker about bread.

I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊

Me every time I tried to learn Spades 🫣

Incredible things are happening on this Web Site.

Just failed a test 🤸🏾‍♀️

She was 17

Me: *quotes a Victorian poem* Elder RN: You are 110 years old.

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY YOU CAN ENTER A ROOM YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY YOU CAN ENTER A ROOM YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY YOU CAN DO THAT TRANSACTION YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY YOU KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THE PHONE YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY YOU KNOW WHAT SLEEP IS YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY YOU KNOW HOW TO WAKE UP

Obsessed with the lady in love with her psychiatrist.

Another one.

“Here My Hope” has definitely grown on me as a full song. I never thought it was bad but as a former chorus kid, I resent any song that makes me sing the word “o’er”

Every morning is a 25 minute drive at 15mph in stop and go traffic and I just gotta be cool with it I GUESS

This link should show you, in your own timezone, when the stream starts BTW https://www.twitch.tv/flemishdog/schedule?segmentID=e366be88-a684-449e-8877-88d3c2576bad

The lineup for this years Christmas Special Marathon has been decided. Let's see if I can keep myself from swapping more stuff around like I have while compiling this.