🧵1/5 A Simi Valley, CA man is stealing the public memorials activists have placed for the kidnapped victims of ICE terrorists. His name is David Griggs and he recently bragged about his hateful activities to the Simi Valley city council. (He also mentioned poker night with council member Mike Judge)

One of these days, I will learn/remember that my body has gradually decided to put a moratorium on coffee consumption that I did not agree to and that breaking this boundary will cost me dearly. Yesterday was not that day and now I'm paying the price.

honestly amidst all the noise these two are my people of the day, i really really hope they get the chance to survive, and grow up, and do so damn much www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"Oh you have to check out this essay-" links to substack...

lmao ok fuck me, i guess. etsy wanted me to verify my ID and selfie, and their dogshit automated system couldnt tell that im the exact same guy in both pics and suspended my shop???? thousands of 5 star reviews counts for nothin Love to be an artist in 2026 its fucking impossible to make ends meet

The horrible irony of avoiding of getting medicated for my mental health and just growing accustomed to raw-dogging life, however much of a struggle it is, may work out to my advantage given that the way this idiot country is going the drugs that might have helped will likely soon be outlawed.

Going through my own old writing is a bit of a trip, thinking in alternating tones "Did I write this?"

Research for my writing, looking for American Civil War battles noted particularly for their brutality and I find an article on "10 Bloodies Battles of the Civil War"...on a website called "Have Fun With History".

In honor of Kickstarter being fascist assholes, I’m auctioning off a brand new 3D viewfinder toy with a disc of 10 titillating photos that I was going to gift a random fan on Patreon. Highest fucking bidder. $50/photo (500USD) seems like a fair start, since I paid $100 per 5 weeks to delivery.

incredibly weird behavior for this website to allow one member of their team to singularly decide that any/all criticism of them is harassment to the level of a bannable TOS violation it cultivates an environment where no one is able to criticize bluesky and that makes everyone less safe

I cannot imagine better advertising for your Dirty Cops Movie than "we hurt the feelings of dirty cops."

Happy Mother’s Day to people who believe motherhood should be a choice and not a punishment.

Bathroom bans are unworkable in practice. When pushed, supporters admit they expect trans people to break their laws. Creating laws trans people have no choice but to break isn't an accident. The intent is punishment of the ones they hate. The intent is driving trans people out of public life

And to clarify, it's not so much that it's their life philosophy that pisses me off, but rather when they try to pawn this off on other people, like the world isn't full of people fighting battles they are utterly unaware of. "It isn't that deep" is a position that can only be held via privilege.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but people who exposit the premise "it's not that deep" as their life philosophy kinda make me want to set the world on fire and ask them "DOES IT FEEL FUCKING DEEP NOW, YA FUCKING TWONK!?"

The same new network that thinks trans people are "mutilating" our bodies to feel more comfortable with our gender are now.... breathlessly praising the benefits of men inflating their testicles with surgical lube to feel more masculine.

it’s cool how your dude coworker on the NOC shift who has his own theory about the pyramids is now evidently a newsworthy segment of the American public

The wildest presentation of a question about maple syrup I've ever seen - "Is maple the only kind of tree that has delicious blood, or are their others that we're missing out on?"

In short, misogyny is influential but fundamentally insecure men convincing other insecure men that they have no value and therefor have to actively undermine women's self-worth to make themselves feel valuable. (or at least, that's definitely *part* of it)

The most unintentionally funny thing about claims that a powerful or successful woman "slept her way to the top" is that there's no equivalent for men...which suggests that even to men that pussy is inherently valuable, but there's no metric of dick-slinging that can convince women give a man shit.

Well, if it’s 10 May, it must be the 177th anniversary of the time a rivalry between two actors resulted in a riot outside a New York opera house that left more than 20 people dead 🧵

After years of cynically dismissing it, I was starting to get into the #Eurovision camp and silly fun. But the @ebu.ch have ruined this, by supporting Israel using the song contest as a vehicle to whitewash their genocide and apartheid. #BoycottEurovision #FreePalestine

I knew people were cooked with AI the second I saw people asking it to “fact-check” things or even just asking it questions expecting the answer to be correct. It! Can’t! Do! That!

yay weekend

We would be a lot better off as a country at the moment if more of our institutions had said, "Fuck you, make me" over the past year and a half

bitch you manifest a million people out of your ass who don't need to work 60 hours a week to avoid living on the streets or shut up

The epitaph for America will read “we could have had it all if only we weren’t so damned racist”

Dear Liberals, The Iran War is not a distraction from the Epstein Files. The "UFO pictures" are a distraction from the Epstein Files, the war, the $5-6/gallon gasoline, etc. One tries to accomplish US geopolitical goals; the other is a puppet show for the gullible. Hope this helps in the future.

John Roberts is one of the most successful proponents of white supremacist power in US history. It's every decent person's job to destroy his legacy.

Was trying to figure out why a particular cat rescue video I stumbled across affected me so profoundly - admittedly, these kinds of videos do often make me emotional, but this hit so hard I got nauseous - and then I realized the cat reminded me of my own cat, passed on almost a decade ago now.

You ever had something tickle you so hard you get actual hysteria laughter? Like not just crying, but literally hurts and can't breath laughter that leaves you head in pain and you gasping for air? Because this got me this morning. youtube.com/shorts/7yLjs...

In the first video TN legislators laugh at protestors yelling “No Jim Crow." I saw a lot of hate, evil and racism. But I also saw a lot of fight. And I’ll be here when their white hooded world falls Vids: @agirlhasnopresident @bookersquared #deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents #news

I feel as though the state of the world would leave proper villains despairing at the poor quality of their representation. No showmanship, no investment in ideology...just lies and greed in poorly fitted suits surrounded by a horde of lamprey-like sycophants.

murder!!!

Wow, I can't believe Labour's tactic of yelling "DON'T VOTE FOR THESE GREEN CUNTS, THEY'RE DANGEROUS, VOTE FOR US, WE HATE IMMIGRANTS IN A BETTER WAY THAN REFORM!" hasn't led to them keeping all their council seats.

Went to see the new Banksy.

Farm bankruptcies spiked 46% in 2025.

good morning to the dog throwing up all over the Supreme Court stairs

A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

Left: Keir Starmer, "Labour is on your side, in tough times" Right: Unless you're a victim of antisemitism from four newspapers. Labour's antisemitism advisor Lord Mann will blame the victim instead of the four newspapers for printing antisemitic cartoons

Some say I'm a fucking bitch, some say that I'm the best friend ever. All of them are right; they received what they deserved.

Scumbag glasses, as worn by glassholes. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Ahh, yes, the unpopular decisions like “black people don’t deserve political representation,” or “rich people should be able to control everything,” or “women shouldn’t be in charge of their bodies.” Truly a man committed to justice.