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The cow won’t eat

Books are heavy. They hurt.

I fight my battles with books

Mood:

My mom just asked if the microphone button on her phone meant she was being recorded. I asked for a screenshot and it was just the voice to text button existing

Tyler was sweet first

Blocking people is my new favorite activity

I was just told not to wash my hair for two days and it started raining on the way to my car. If there is one thing that makes my hair absolutely disgusting it is California rain

I don’t understand the people who don’t realize they are yelling when they should be talking

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Toby Ziegler: can we at least agree it’s not full yet

You know what crazy. If your house is cleaner there’s fewer bugs

@ripperoni.com ripp, your thing is doing that deleted post can’t reply thing again

Had a girls night planned with a crazy person and two very sweet girls. 1 sweet girl can’t make it. Crazy girl invited 6 friends. So this is not the optimum night anymore

Dare I get rid of my sharps container or is that tempting fate 🤔

PSA for anyone who needs the reminder: your body does in fact need nutritious food several times a day, even if your mind is elsewhere

Woke up without an alarm and I have never been more disoriented in my life

I don’t honestly feel like I have much of a preservation instinct, but holy fuck watching normal people? What are they doing

Lucy you were the best dog in the world. I wish I could have you back more than anything.

I miss my dog

I need everyone to shut up and go to sleep. Tysm

@sentimentbot.bsky.social .

@intelectconfig.wtf how has your birthday been

My therapist called me a cute little textbook tonight

The dumbest day ever

Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS COMPUTER Me 10 seconds later: well you are streaming a show on one computer in the most dead space in your house while having 60 tabs open on a computer you are working on.

@floregonian.com I forgot to make enchiladas

People make Taco Bell and stomach ache jokes all the time, and they are funnyish. But I forget that I actually don’t get meat at Taco Bell. So I went to Taco Bell and got meat products. And ate them. And now I’m pretty sure my stomach is trying to separate itself from my body.

Stop interrupting Stephanie today challenge: impossible

Just reminding you that August and September suck

It’s super fun to see other residents of other countries telling people to calm down, they aren’t organized. As if a riot needs to be organized to work.

Ask for what you need! Respond with valid reasons not to if you think they exist.

@useless.justshootme.ca eustace. Why?

So I bought my brother a stuffed toy dog customized to look like Lucy. Complicated feelings around that. Anyway, he’s crying a lot again, which makes my mom sad. But I’m in therapy, so I explain to her why he’s this way. And then she grieves that they broke us. Everything’s fine.

It’s interesting to me that all the AI pictures going up about Charlie Kirk, fundamentally change the shape of his head.

Forever annoyed

Why do Californians always need to announce themselves?

How bad would it really be if I bug bombed the entire world?

I am ever thankful for the block button

lol @james.tarnation.lol @thetirednurse.bsky.social

I love this man. He should teach a class. Wtf where are the people like this

I keep finding myself sneaking around because my brother falls asleep everywhere and I don’t want to wake him up. But her collar jingle would wake him up. And that’s just not a thing anymore so why am I doing that

Man. I miss Lucy

Fuck mosquitoes those little pieces of shit

I need people to understand that yes, a lot of grammar is fun and games blah de blah de blah. But some parts of grammar actually do change how things are read, perceived or if they even make sense.

Apparently Rihanna and post Malone have made a tribute video for him.* *no they have not my neighbor thinks they have because some ridiculous ai video popped up on her YouTube.

@shamusday.bsky.social SIR!

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