Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

Why does the fawning media always call these stains on our democracy “a first” like Trump broke the four-minute mile as opposed to the Constitution

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

This one is also chalk but come on. Sorry I've got bursitis. So that means you gotta play with a horn? It helps. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C1P...

Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities

Thanks for bringing this to my attention earlier @dinfontay.com in the newsletter

THERE IT IS

pouring a can of Four Loko and a shot of Three Olives vodka into a Five Guys milkshake to create my signature cocktail, Twelve Angry Men

@iankarmel.bsky.social so question about lonesome dove. I just looked it up and saw that there are 3 other books that go with it. Did you read the prior two before you started lonesome dove? Or did you just dove (sorry) right in?

The Supreme Court spent 3 hours on Monday arguing over whether to change a century and a half of election law in order to soothe Donald Trump's bruised ego. They just might. Because the GOP and their justices are beyond craven. My latest in @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/poli...

justice alito talmbout it "seriously undermines" voter confidence when a "big stash" of mail ballots arrives and changes the "apparent outcome" sir do you mean when all the votes are counted? bc it sounds like you're just describing when all the votes are counted

I aspire to the level of Suburban Brain Excellence required to start a physical fight with Jack Reacher because you perceive him to be in violation of HOA bylaws. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

Astonishing. The goal of our war is now to undo the effect of the war we started. Gosh, if only we could rewind to, say, four weeks ago when the Strait of Hormuz was open and normal!

I watched Nobody 2. Odenkirk is great, the action scenes are great, but what really stood out was the writing.

Get it @kslang.bsky.social

Everyone should see this graph five times a day.

ABC Cancels Mormonism https://theonion.com/abc-cancels-mormonism/

Taylor Frankie Paul was gonna be The Bachelorette? Paul was with a guy named Dakota? they have a two-year-old ... and domestic violence charges?! she also has older kids? from a previous marriage? that ended after a "soft-swinging scandal"??? on the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives?

Ashley Harrell’s coverage of the Trump admin’s desecration of the National Parks has been some of the best reporting in the country. They’re blacklisting her for being too good at her job

Attn: @randballsstu.bsky.social

@mrjoeroby.bsky.social steve sax!

What a fun read today. Immediately ordered the Allman Brothers book after reading this article. The video inside of this article is something. I grew up in the wrong era.

Wow. Craig Jones is an amazing person. What a great listen and a hell of an ending. Gonna go on a walk now. Thanks @pablo.show and Craig

TRUMP IN ONE SINGLE EVENT - "They won't be there for us" - "We have some that are really enthusiastic. They're coming already" - "This isn't 'need'" - "If we need anything, they should be jumping to help us" - "We want them to come & help us w/the strait" - My attitude is we don't need anybody"

"No to war... and free Palestine" Javier Bardem

THE shot

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THE MIGHTY US MILITARY HAS COMPLETELY VANQUISHED THE ENEMY. WE HAVE ANNIHILATED HIM IN HIS BED. WE HAVE MADE OF HIM A VOID THAT SHALL NEVER AGAIN HARM THE FREE WORLD. WE JUST NEED EVERYONE ELSE TO DO US ONE TEENSY LITTLE FAVOR.

I have watched 6 hours of a DOGE bro deposition. The whole thing, start to finish. It's a fascinating, and horrifying, look at the people who caused so much damage, didn't really achieve anything at all, while still being so sure they are right. Here's what they said: www.404media.co/i-watched-6-...

Ryan from The OC going hard on how crypto is a scam is the wildest silver lining in this timeline

BEWARE OF WEED!

@arlenechintempe.bsky.social love seeing your signs when I go to Tempe. Hope you’re doing well. Miss seeing you all.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Ant slamming on RJ Barrett + replay

PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.

@christhompson.bsky.social that was a great looking cactus today

I gotta stop looking at so much food while I can’t eat @kslang.bsky.social

majestic

Republicans: great news we have a new healthcare plan that bills you every month and ALSO allows you to pay the full cost of any treatment People : so whats our benefit Republicans : what do you mean your benefit

A good day to say Fuck The New York Times.

Always read @randballsstu.bsky.social and not just because he mentioned me. But I did totally take that poster off the wall. 🍺🍺🍺🍺