Sure, let's go in there, what's the worst that can happen

Grok: *says the most racist, xenophobic hateful shit ever* The media: Elon’s Grok is seemingly promoting more right-seeming material, it seems

It's so hot in Toronto that an older man crossing the street beside me just said, with a level of sarcasm even I found impressive, "If I die of heat stroke halfway across the road will you drag my corpse to the other side? My family will wanna identify me" and we are now best, albeit sweaty, friends

SLC pride this morning. There were so many beautiful queer kids running around, and I felt this weird, mournful envy? But I stopped at a store on the way home; a sweaty old trans woman, and the clerk asked "Will that be all, ma'am?" I smiled and thought "Ma'am? No, that's really all I ever wanted."

Transphobia is an overall cultural atmosphere with norms of intrusive violation, complete disregard for individual protections and autonomy, and non-promotion of welfare

I'm not dead. Just tired.

It's that time again

He gonna sneeze

All of these things cascade from that one scene change It shifted the whole film to be about good v bad instead of “normal” v “weird” It’s why they take out the Ugly Duckling, because the message of the ugly duckling no longer aligns with the new theme of the film It should just be a better duck

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

Before I get a million replies about this being obviously AI, you gotta remember boomers cannot tell. This is going to be used to manipulate people on a massive scale. People need to update their mental model on where Gen AI video is.

“just use chatgpt.” just use your brain. in your head

covid threw into high relief how many working class people are absolutely necessary to keeping society functional, and rather than that sparking a renewed commitment to an economy that rewards such workers, we've seen an elite backlash against even modest increases in their market power

every trans woman i know is simultaneously the smartest woman alive and the dumbest woman alive, and i think that's beautiful

Straight white men we need to organize and be in the front lines. This is it we have been called upon. No more letting the minorities and women do the fighting. As being the only demographic with protection from the government we have to take point. So white boys let’s fuck them up.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing people they can't soap cast iron

tech bro is short for technically broken

"Researchers have uncovered" [Modal ad] ".·troubling data" [top video overlay ad that requires shrinking] "..that indicates something very dangerous is happening." [interstitial video ad] "Scientists have observed that" [Another modal ad] [Scroll through a 2x below-fold ad while JS mines Bitcoin]

Hire me @redbull.com

Whodathunk that the only way to spur these chuckleheads into action was to tank their stock portfolios.

These are #Canadian values. #2SLGBTQIA+ solidarity and support We stand together. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦❤️

Imagine the Nazi bar you for some reason hang out at every day has a sewage leak so you go somewhere else til the raw sewage gets cleaned up, and you spend the entire time whining about how the bartenders won't serve you your favorite Nazi-themed cocktail

So it looks like the vote-by-mail for the Ontario election are write-in only. No boxes to check, you'll need to look up the name of your candidate and print it. This is a marked departure from previous elections. There are going to be a lot of spoiled mail-in ballots.

Bugs Bunny: What's up, Doc Doctor: Not much, Bugs. What's up with you Bugs: I'm depressed. I'm always taking a left at Albuquerque Doctor: Well, I've got the thing. The opera. There's a beautiful maiden on a horse. Should cheer you right up Bugs: [chewing carrot morosely] Eh, I've got bad news

LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder ME: in the desert LAWYER: and who were you with ME: a horse LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion* ME: uhhh he didn’t have one

I can’t stay angry for long. It cuts into my anxiety time

Woe to these half-men. These petty tyrants, cowards and grifters. They are destroying what took decades to build in a matter of weeks. Each of them should go down in history as the vandals, the terrorists they are. 6/

It’s been a year since HermitCraft 10 began and my fiftieth episode showcases the work still left to do at Hermit Holmdel! Join me and special guest, @alli.gay, national LGBTQ+ legislative researcher and trans rights activist as we talk about work to do in America as well! youtu.be/fsR8Sevmv6k

Serving suggestion: Inflate the cereal to 200x size, float it ominously over a field of wheat.

Only 17% of the electorate voted a massively unpopular greasy thug to a second majority on a platform of "Fuck you, I'll keep gutting your healthcare and will continue sell this province off piece by piece to my buddies." Don't be fooled by his jingoism. Fucking vote this time, you bastards.

Tried to help my friend get over her fear of arrows by accompanying her to the archery supply store for a little exposure therapy, but we had to leave quickly, she was quivering with fear

The immediacy with which everyone adopted this as normal appalls me, because it is *not normal* to talk about historical events without saying what the events are. It’s not normal to discuss mental health without *discussing mental health*. As I’ve said on many topics, there’s a war on context.

If your Health Insurance Company denies you coverage. Do this! ⬇️

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

Just gonna say it: no one should be starting brand new organizations right now. No funders should be giving millions to randos who say they're going to fight Trump. Find organizations that are ALREADY DOING THE WORK and who are meaningfully accountable to a grassroots base. Ask how you can help.

I can't imagine the fevered mentality involved in seeing disability accommodations for people who aren't you and getting angry about them. Like, aren't they tired? Isn't it exhausting to mind other people's business this hard all the time?

Sorry, but I really hope people who love THE WILD ROBOT movie know it was inspired by my book. It's mentioned in the credits but most people don't read that stuff. If you love the movie you should check out the book! There's more to the story and it's a quick read.

50% of us politicians are essentially batman villains and everyone's like toodleedoo that's democracy for you. i feel insane at all times

Charles is a great friend and an even greater artist. Read his comics and then buy his stuff! Buy his stuff! BUY HIS STUFF!

and then the victims are blamed

Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.

after me, this is the best thing to ever come out of twitter

I am not the first to point out that King Features laid off the world’s preeminent Popeye expert just as the character is entering the public domain. Publishers, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

I... I gotta lie down.

Your "enlightened centrist" debate pervert can have a little fascism. As a tweet.

My willing suspension of disbelief stretches easily to include supernatural warrior nuns and human computers and drug-induced prescience, but a prototypical Manly Man’s Man being morally outraged from walking in on overt acts of sapphistry? Please. That’s as unrealistic as one can get.