i love this little poem unreservedly. it's a silly piece of silliness about Christmas, and it's also one of the most profound reflections on the Mystery of the Incarnation I've ever come across. Merry Christmas, any and all!

rock and roll photos

Merry Christmas

American social media platforms are banned in Russia. Have you noticed Donald isn't sanctioning anyone over that?

TikTok thread time “You made AI slop in real life!”

The worst luck he ever experienced was being born American rather than Turkmen. He could have had giant golden statues that pivot to face the sun by now.

Jesus Fucking Christ, @washingtonpost.com “Welp, all he can do is violently depose a head of state or wage all out war. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Those are his only options!” Or he could, you know, just not.

we've replaced gym class with having the kids ride up and down elevators

Gave my goth son a TCBY gift card for his birthday and he urinated on my stamp collection

nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala

If the mouse had the stones

Steve saves his pocket money all week so he can go bowling on Sunday afternoons. Steve is terrible at bowling, but nobody says anything because Steve is trying his best.

Conundrums I Can't Stop Laughing About, vol. 1

Don't worry about it, and you'll live longer. Skit i det du, så lever du längre. Swedish.

I don't think it's so radical to say that anyone who denies that Biden won the 2020 election should be barred from holding public office. It is an unquestionable mark of a seditionist and on par with pledging loyalty to a foreign government or army.

'How dare you steal from me?' asks the world's biggest thief

i wonder what this totally brave soul is doing right now

The Pulitzer Board is actually fighting back against one of Trump’s vexatious lawsuits, saying, ‘If you were harmed, prove it — with medical and financial records.’ Not rolling over like some of the capitulating companies we’ve seen. newrepublic.com/post/204475/...

Steve really is trying his best this year!!

Caught a @justinwolfers.bsky.social appearance in the wild as it happened on More Or Less! Love a clear, calm explanation of economics i can actually make sense of.

Had to explain Ea-Nasir to my therapist

These are the guys who keep waving the English flag and claiming to be patriots. Yet they’d side with their country’s enemy, Russia, in a war

We found an Account

TSUI HARK'S THE BLADE?!?!?!?!? I saw The Blade ONCE, about TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO, and I can STILL tell you all about it. The shot with the watermelon in the fight in the marketplace has lived, crystalline, in my head all this time. LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

my name is cow and wen its nite and when a star is shiyning brite and three wise men give me the nod i walk up close I lik the God

Wishing a Joyous, Healthy and Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate.

Ukraine's 63rd Mechanized Brigade drone operators destroy hangar with Russian equipment in Zaporizhzhia region.

It is great that Kilmar has been released. What's the status of the other *TWO HUNDRED FIFTY-TWO* men who were sent to CECOT?

'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition

Pete Hegseth ejaculating ALL OVER his office

Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it

I’m sorry I’ve been laughing at this photo for a week he’s so mad he got the Kirkland Soccer Mafia Nobel, nothing is going to fill that hole bub

Happy li’l Christmas pud! Holly an’ all, dressed up for the occasion.

jared kushner is the forrest gump of all the worst events in recent history

This is why Elon Musk’s X platform was fined by the EU. Elon refused to follow the regulations that every other platform has to adhere to in the EU. This is not a “free speech” issue.

This lump’s sole qualification is the testicle he originated from. Government by ejaculate.

that smile is a capital offence

ME [arriving for my eye exam]: is this the right place GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no

Cinema will find a way. 💕

I mean, if the most powerful man in the world can be bought for a rented hall and a spray-painted globe, you’d be a fool not to buy him.

It's like Napoleon crowning himself, but a squajillion times stupider.

The trick of Star Trek is that Kirk is not horny. *Gene Roddenberry* is horny. The tension between Kirk the character trying to do his job & the camera & production trying to get him laid, that's the key.

So Witkoff and Kushner meet the Russians in Moscow but don’t meet the Ukrainians in Kyiv. Why’s that, then? Maybe because Kyiv is dangerous because it’s under constant attack by Russians — which you’d think might give them some fucking context on which side is the belligerent aggressor. Or not.

ooooooo wow! click! open! zoom in! wonders await you.

"It's a 20-30 mile strip of land, it's only San Diego and El Paso. Come on, those places used to be Mexican, a lot of people there speak Spanish. Fair's fair, let's give it up."