Not the sunrise, but the Russian LNG tanker which was hit by suspected USVs (maritime surface drones) earlier this morning. Reporting only slowly coming out. Photos taken from another merchant vessel. Crew reported rescued by Maltese forces

teddy, don't do that, you're going to curse your fifth cousin with a war in 30 years

The world's most petulant child refuses to play with the toy airplane his uncle Freddy brought him.

The observatory on top is too perfect. 'So, what you you do for a living?' "When darkness falls, I go to the horrible abomination, climb a ninety-storey staircase over five million dead people, and when I reach the obelisk, I take out a telescope and stare into the infinite void. And yourself?"

This is still all just about Trumps seething hatred of Obama and a desperate, pathetic need to out do him, even nearly a decade after Obamas time in office ended

Has science gone too far

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"Hey, world! Fuck you."

hoooooooooo boy!

people with bone spurs shouldn’t be allowed to start wars

he sulks and pouts, he hates everything about having to do it -- until the recipient whispers some praise in his ear, then he's all smiles.

Look the president rubs necks with a lot of people

The donut

so far i think in the last 48 hours trump has called - michael scherer at the atlantic - jonathan karl, abc - jake tapper, cnn - axios - bret baier, fox news - the new york times - the washington post just noting that when he wants to sell a war, suddenly theyre not "fake news" anymore

@jerthorp.bsky.social dug up the attribution for this beauty: David L Batcheller!

This is an astounding photo. Took a bit of work to track down as it has been reposted so much on Facebook without credit, but this is taken by David L Batcheller.

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Hell of a chart, this, from @financialtimes.com. Spot the JCPOA. on.ft.com/4kSuQYO

It’s the toast run with our sheep Squirrel & Frisbee, happy Monday

moving pieces around on a chessboard to underscore the finer details of my villainous monologue but I don't know chess so i'm just knocking over all of the pieces with the horse one and making explosion noises

Republicans when Americans die in Benghazi vs when Americans die in Iran

This sounds like a joke but this video is exactly how dems need to be going forward. Unapologetic. Righteous. Angry. youtu.be/EuRWPiQ1bns?...

Here are two framed trench coat wearing pieces I made

Trump is “RIP to your grandpa, but I’m different” made political flesh.

"tests the vow"? "TESTS THE VOW"?!? how about 'proves that Trump's bullshit promises were always bullshit'?

I didn't think I'd ever seen such a tall, thin can of Old Bay... but then I remembered where I'd seen those proportions before.

“Come on down to Crazy Donald’s Pipe & Drape. Where we always say: ‘As long as you don’t give a f***, any room can be a SCIF.”

Approximately 70% of the district court judges: the government is lying and disobeying our orders Sam Altman: I consulted my hallucinating oracle and it said the government is good and also their checks always clear.

Ugh, Altman's on board with "DoW" You probably have to be in order to land the contract, but it just looks so pathetic.

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

a thousand times, this:

the only thing more embarrassing than the embarrassment of it all, is that the guys who chose the name think it's AWESOME.

[weakly] this was flatly unconstitutional and a congress with any investment in the constitution would remove the president from office tomorrow

Just a reminder: instead of an actual diplomat, we sent Trump’s deeply compromised son-in-law as the lead negotiator to avert war with Iran. popular.info/p/deeply-con...

If I was a squirrel I would be so proud of my tail. Flick flick flick. Look at this beautiful thing

Jesus Christ. Put grandpa to bed, give him a sedative, let him come back out on Tuesday.

Leviticus is woke is a bonkers take

how the hell did we get leviticus in the divorce

It's asshats all the way down.

on the street, Gorton & Denton: What you think of the Greens winning? Not good. I just don’t like what they stand for. What in particular? Legalising drugs and stuff. Don’t see how that would work. I voted Reform. What do you think Reform would do for this area? Change. Change. Make it better.

I think we need to take a step back and acknowledge the absurdity of House Republicans targeting their Epstein investigation on HILLARY CLINTON (who says she never met him!) while ignoring DONALD TRUMP (who Epstein described as his best friend!) These are not serious people or good faith actors.

the first photo is pure Turn Around And Walk Out. the second looks like a damn hotel. the third combines both vibes by looking like something out of The Shining.

Lurpack Man in the streets Lurpack Man in the sheets

so it is the opinion of Mr. Trump that every person whose data was shared improperly is entitled to ten billion dollars, just FYI

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

A month ago I saw a Guardian article reporting that Amazon drivers are tracked by AI cameras and aren’t allowed to sing or look certain directions, so I asked my next door neighbor who drives for Amazon about it. She said that she got flagged by the AI for sneezing and for checking the speedometer