1. Sperm whale v. giant squid is incredible. 2. In all our millennia on earth, human eyes had never seen it before. 3. Now, not only have human beings seen a sperm whale eat a giant squid, but we can watch it while riding the bus, thanks to hyperconnected supercomputers that we carry in our pockets.

take 20 seconds and see something you've never seen before -- something no one's ever seen before (tho tbh, you're going to want to watch a fair few times)

HOLY SHIT

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

"Needs more cowbell!" 'Nah, mate -- tambourine.'

When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions

Trump at the UN is like if Khrushchev had beat himself in the head with the shoe instead

he loves nothing better than attention. everyone's looking at him, everyone *has* to look at him -- he's in heaven and will keep going until he can't.

the US delegation, left to right "For this. I torched my career for this." "Oh God, he said it. He actually said it." "Jeeeee-zus CHRIST!"

Tylenol ain't taking this shit From tylenol.com

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Just following Rapture discourse, and all I have to say is that WE WARNED YOU that Protestantism is a straight up bad idea but you wanted to read the Bible alone, you freaks.

Me on my way to the rapture

"rapture this, rapture that" Americans were never meant to do theology. oh you want to reinterpret scripture and create your own doctrine? we have a word for that, HERESY

a thousand times this

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

IT'S IRONIC that Disney, of all companies, has never learned how to battle villains.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

The FBI had Tom Homan on VIDEO in Sept 2024 taking $50k in bills from undercover ops, indicating “he would facilitate securing contracts for them in exchange for money once he was in office,” then did…nothing? Case now dropped. Carol Leonnig in her new gig has the story www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

How about it?

All of this has happened before and it will happen again. www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

i saw goody proctor making inflammatory posts about charlie kirk

C'mon Jesus we got posting to do

reminder: Jimmy Kimmel is enough of a mensch that he devised a segment on which actors who are just short of having enough work to qualify for union healthcare come on his show and deliver a single line of dialogue deadline.com/2024/07/jimm...

I mean sure the hand, but literally nothing about how this man looks is normal. He looks like stewed tea with half a digestive dropped in.

Exquisite deep cut. I frickin loved Rupert.

Manifestations et casseurs...

imagine joking “i wouldnt give speeches in utah right now”

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗶𝗿𝗰𝗹𝗲

This is Ralphie. He's trying to live up to his reputation as a retriever. Let him cook. 12/10 (TT: ralphiesgoldenlife)

This dishonest piece of shit says of trans people that media “come in every single day and tell them they are victims.” Which is precisely the relationship Fox has with its viewers, and it’s how he’s come to hold the position he holds. Every Accusation Is A Confession Theory remains undefeated.

Given how relentlessly wretched the news has been, I involuntarily read this in the darkest way possible. No, Toad, no! Call Frog! Talk to him! The night is long, but the day will come.

Bondi: The US is a hellhole swarming with criminals. The cartels are pouring in, there's fentayl everywhere, the nation's cities are Thunderdomes. also Bondi: We're going after mean tweeters.

Incredibly grim. Tkacik writes "It gets scummier, though," and could have copy-pasted a dozen times. Laws let them “default on loans without penalty.” Sugarcane workers live “one degree short of Dachau.” They “donated $1M to Trump, and within weeks, he repealed the ban on Central Romana sugar.”

“I am right here,” said Frog.

Shogun really nailed it, huh

“what could be most significant military actions of Trump's 2nd term” We’re eight months in, and NYT is saying “tha biggest EVAR” as if they have any idea what the next three years will bring. Trumpspeak seeping in everywhere. Inane huckstering to please the inane Huckster in Chief.

In Italy we have no qualms about calling out fascism because we know what it is and how to recognise it. In Britain fascism has always been seen as something that could only happen elsewhere. Well, now the fascists are among you, openly, proudly even. It's time to wake up and push back.

pumpkin spice deep fried koolaid

Ah, civility, we hardly knew ye.

Turned one of my favourite Norm Macdonald quotes into a little graphic in honour of the anniversary of his death.

Played 40K today so was unable to track the Righteous March of the Mighty Terrapins and their Kihetai Sonnō Jōi

‘his’ is Kash Patel

Socrates and Plato:

ok sure maybe not THIS one but still BASICALLY all political violence is coming from the left. for example, i was recently frightened by a homeless man

There was an early synthesizer made by Hugh Le Caine called the “electronic sackbut”. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electro...

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,