My grandma claimed Chinese food was her favorite.... but only ever ordered crab rangoon and egg drop soup Honestly, I get it

Called in sick, staying in my room, avoiding human contact at all costs, ordered food irresponsibly.. Turtled up like some kinda goblin over here. It's a rat day @lucyjames.games

People don't talk enough about "Annihilation"... That movie stays on my mind

Just stared Predator : Badlands I feel like Predators and Klingons have a lot in common

I'm a Playstation guy, so I'm just now getting to Avowed, but man, this is definitely my kinda shit

I've had a really good day. Up early because I wanted to be. Beautiful weather. Got some stuff done. Played a game I'm really into.. Now got the grandsons spending the night, so I can spoil them with treats... Shit could be worse

Got the sliding glass door open for some fresh air... it smells like charcoal and steak... I am salivating

The real green menace.

I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Trump every fucking day..

Saw an ad where a mother asks her daughter, "Do you want to go fishing?" Daughter, "I don't know how" Mom, "I don't either. But men do it drunk, so how hard could it be." Solid logic right there

me reading your post

Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it

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I get notifications like, "Here's your bill. Come check out your savings." Mf'er that's not how it works

Points down, duh It's common sense

One of the worst things about getting old is people who weren't alive/cognizant for events you lived through telling you what "really" happened.

Last night I watched two different Youtube videos that were objectively wrong - which I knew because I had been present at the events in question - and it really highlights the old saying: The more I read online about things I'm an expert in, the less I trust anything I read on the internet at all.

Did they use a trebuchet when he left?

No one ever told me that figure skating could also be for stupid guys, I’ve missed out on so much beauty.

Honestly I stopped paying attention to the Olympics after this because it was never getting better

so we paid the tariffs and now the corporations that passed the costs on to me and you are the ones that are going to be reimbursed, do i have that correct

Relatable

dawg i fuckin told you scary shit is always just a smoke and mirrors push to attract investors and more marks (users)

For one.. who wants that? And second, he doesn't have the chops for it anyway. His "schtick" has been wearing thin for a while now

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

2026 basically

I think one of the best things about Bluesky and one of the things that is going to keep it from ever becoming as big as other sites is that everyone here has a real internal mistrust and dislike of people selling us something, either literally for money or for some sort of other gain

It's weird to me how all these Epstien freaks used email for like... casual conversation Who does that? I prefer to work through email, but it's not like I have ever emailed my brother, or a buddy, just to talk about shit

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

Goddamn, this is a good one. No idea how I missed it. It's on Hulu

#NowWatching Whew.. intense movie. Both leads are fantastic. Very sexually charged but not gratuitous

The sports story of the past month is not the Olympics, it is NBA star Anthony Edwards being asked to name his white guy Mount Rushmore and running out of real names by pick 3 and saying Peter Parker

Unfortunately I *will* click on every single video of the actors who play Dunk and Egg and I *will* watch all of them many times

Me watching Dunk and Egg... "Mannnn, Dunk's dead either way. It's not like they have antibiotics or anything" 😮‍💨

I love me a monster movie. Creature features all the time over here

We are Out of Office tomorrow for the holiday - no streams. In the meantime, 1 like = 1 minute of extra blight Dan must endure.

Can't lie... I loaded up on some 50% off candy lol

*mötley crüe voice*:

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

I get so many posts in my feed about people.... cosplaying as puppies and/or kittens? And it's all... very sexual... I mean, have fun. I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum... but that's not exactly my thing lol

I did the 6-7 thing to my grandsons a few times, and they quickly decided they were over that shit "C'mon papa, it's 2026 now"

let's stay together

I bought a pretty modest soundbar and subwoofer for my livingroom TV... And I think it's changed my life?

Feels like every goddamn time I text someone with good, happy intentions, they respond with some fucked up shit that they expect me to take care of.. I'm fuckin' tired, man

I saw someone post re: Bad Bunny, “You MFs understood the Macarena in 1996 just fine.”

I lost all my money sports gambling on the puppy bowl

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

"Pacing in movies is only 'bad' if you're not enjoying it. Movies can be slow, and good" Rich Evans Amen!