Yeah lol Had to re-up tonight. Left it in the car. I can't be trusted

Blake Snell looks like Tim Burton drew a pitcher

I didn't make this.. just found it on the internet. But I love Godzilla and Halloween

Kelce is 2nd in TE receiving yards Every other TE in the top five is at least 11 years younger The old man's still got it

We're gonna get a big test of the @mtsw.bsky.social theory soon. When Trump suddenly finds funds to pay for SNAP at the 11th hour and tells everyone he personally saved their benefits, will the press just parrot his bullshit or will they bring this up? Guess we'll see!

Got a new microwave. Not sure this is a necessary feature.

they didn’t even have to test the monkey for herpes; they just saw the haircut and knew

When I get a new pair of glasses, I'm gonna take such good care of 'em, not like the twenty five pairs before

a coke nail but for parmesan cheese

Yep

Well at least that's all it was

A bouquet of flowers, an apology note, a private jet ride, it literally doesn't matter. I'm mad that he's been available for three full minutes. Kidnap him. Bring him home.

Sure man, whatever

Running the damn ball (demonically)

The Chiefs get in the red zone and be on some hoopla

I do appreciate how it turns a "he only throws to open WRs" into such a knows ball check

The Chiefs win, 28-7. Patrick Mahomes threw 3 TDs and the defense didn't allow a point in the second half. The record is 5-3. Onward!

Dawg Patrick Mahomes is so good

Travis Kelce held that touchdown catch ridiculously steady given that Darnell Savage had a hand on it almost immediately

Worthy is nasty... not many could pull that off lol

I mean, you can't do that... that's dumb as hell

He tapped the button when he needed the long hold but he’s playing on rookie mode so it worked anyway

Normal 119 yard touchdown drive

Rice’s game perfectly compliments Mahomes. It’s so great. Keep moving to find the open spot while Mahomes moves in the pocket.

Holy shit... that's why he's special

DEFENSE!!!!!😤😤😤

If the D stops them here, this game might not end up close

Juju genuinely has been great for us this season

30 minute game, we get the ball Let's go

Actually thats average

Bad shit's comin' when CJ cries at the anthem (Bad for the opposing QB)

Let's get it

I'm always amused by otherwise "tough guys" who don't fuck with scary movies

Never is

The Jets are winless no more. New York knocks off Cincinnati 39-38 to claim its first victory in 2025.

Wait... the Bengals gave up 39 to the JETS??? Holy shit

it’s nice of the bengals to just immediately let us know that they aren’t shit no matter how well joe flacco plays

A) his forward progress, in reality, had not stopped B) the ball was in Thibs' hands by the time they blew the whistle it's bad enough the play exists, it's worse that they let the eagles false start in it, and now they treat it like the 1st down is the goal line

Horse shit

Andy Dalton WTF

Greg Olsen has called Josh Allen "the best player in the world" at least three times so far I... disagree

John Carpenter rocks

this is exactly what's happening

The ex-prosecutor also said this: “I have a lot of close contacts in law enforcement, and almost to a person, none of them support these actions. As a lawyer, someone who adamantly believes in the rule of law, watching it in open sight in front of my house just be completely eroded…it’s upsetting.”

he'll be talking about this for years and he's already forgotten who charlie kirk was

Man, there are too many good shows to keep up with I've just discovered Dark Winds I loved the cop from Rez Dogs... cool to see him be serious and competent in a more serious role Hell of an actor

watching WEAPONS and i have said this before but i am such a big fan of alden ehrenreich. he is a very charismatic and enjoyable actor and would love to see him in more stuff.