LMAOed when I saw this today

It’s wild that THE CITY decided to rename themselves “The Dave Colon”

Saw someone respond to the idea of DC statehood with “so should every major city be its own state?” and yeah don’t threaten me with a good time.

Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV, the girl reading this

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Is this Loss

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Unionizing white collar professionals is not only the best shot of the PMC not experiencing perhaps extreme downward mobility in my lifetime, it is one of the best weapons we could have against the fake philosopher kings.

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TBH I really don't like "no one is illegal on stolen land" as a slogan. It mixes up a bunch of distinct issues and thus overcomplicates an already good position—no one is illegal—while simultaneously reifying blood and soil nationalism on land that isn't "stolen."

Dune 33 1/3: The Final Insult

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

Nepo ayatollah.

"war of choice" is the "unalive" version of war of aggression

Would you tell the truth to a murderer that Gavin Newsom was hiding in your house?

Had no idea @weratedogs.com was so powerful.

If you were to run down a list of all the things distinctive about the United States in contrast to Old World Europe, most of it is stuff we instead have in common with Latin America. That's not some woke novelty, it's a deeply embedded centuries-old aspect of our culture and national identity.

LADY GAGA SALSA ALBUM WHEN

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

TAKE YOUR BACKPACK OFF ON THE SUBWAY

a statement out from @newkingsdems.bsky.social with what we were able to figure out about the Brooklyn Dems' endorsement-no-wait-disendorsement of Governor Hochul here's the basic story as best as we have it

Too many of our Haitian neighbors are stuck in legal limbo. As the fight over Temporary Protected Status continues, we encourage anyone with TPS to use the city’s free immigration legal support and explore every legal pathway available. Call 800-354-0365 to learn more.

Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today? *the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them* Me: Oh. Huh.

impartiality and objectivity mean that you should be willing to decisively favor one side if the evidence suggests it. i think what the news has opted for instead is probably best termed 'relativism'

If King Charles III had the courage...

I don’t think victory is even a concept for them. To the extent there is a plan, it’s the endless creation of content to rile up their base for the midterms. In other words, the Twin Cities is the backdrop for a more violent sequel to 2018’s “migrant caravan” story, likely with a similar outcome.

We have effectively been reliving 2016 every single damn day for the last 10 years, and I just don't need to see Instagram posts from what is basically last year. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Let your investors be your jesters at the rugpull of success

Broke: ICE Woke: Abolish ICE Bespoke: Abolish ICE with a Gorsuch majority opinion

The Gustavo Petro-Trump White House meeting:

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Catch Me If You Can

Felt sad when he was bullied, and didn’t think his post-foggy night treatment made up for it.

The fact that the cover image referenced the city serves as a reminder that Silicon Valley oiigarchs can only aspire to our glory.

36% is the *ceiling* now

If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.

One thing is clear to me: more Trump administration officials needed to watch Gilmore Girls

bye bitch

Honestly? Kind of fucking tired of talking about college. What kind of fucking society centers so much attention on fucking college?

Omg! I forgot I could be drinking rn!

As a Benevolent Dictator, I would force Steven Spielberg to make MLK public domain. Playing along, Mindhunter season 3.

D. H. Lawrence called. He wants his poorly written sex poems back.

cancel culture's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

Jefferies (belatedly) endorsed Zohran, and has clout with Hochul. Goldman didn’t and doesn’t. I agree that it’d be nice to hear him say this with his own words though.

"This meeting could have been an email." Oh yeah? Well this 1800-word bamboo metaphor could have been a short poem.

I feel like the latino hunter s thompson the way I'm fearing and loathing