yep, you guessed it, the supreme court had contracted the woke mind virus :/

My Roman Empire is how Christianity penetrated so deeply into the early 00s metalcore scene

This is the most coked up you can be without actually opening a restaurant during the presser

blue states should create escrow accounts into which citizens pay their federal taxes but are withheld by the state until the federal government stops acting like its only obligated towards states that support the maga agenda

this woman is 41 years old and has lived probably the easiest life any 41 year old could.

Starting to think the only way 60 minutes can drum anything up is if it makes a controversial editorial decision because let's be honest: no one watches that shit anyway.

I don't think DOJ is on the up and up with the release of the Epstein files.

And every single one of them will be too expensive to ever use in combat, so what’s the point?

LMFAO

Oh, really? The standard for whether or not CBS should run a story is if other outlets have already reported it? [looks up how many stories the free press has done on trans kids in sports]

I'm starting to believe in an afterlife just so all of my enemies can suffer in hell for eternity.

Bari Weiss had Dr Reefat Alareer assassinated. Nobody should be watching CBS anymore anyway

"Get the principals on camera" is such a telling phrase here, because it tells us that for Weiss there's no world in which the victims of these horrific actions can actually be seen as the subjects of the story: They're background noise, and the people who matter are the ones sending them.

burying the story on auschwitz until you sit down with himmler

Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

post–Jake Paul getting his jaw broken vibe shift feels real somehow

Republicans control literally every lever of federal power right now.

Ezra Klein is a big fucking loser that doesn’t know shit about dick but we’re all subject to what he thinks because he went to the right schools to be employed by a newspaper can’t stop kissing fascist ass.

Try this instead: I was wrong. I overstated narrow election results, underappreciating how many Trump voters didn’t believe he’d do what he said. I miscast fascists and oligarchs gaining political power as a popular cultural shift. I got some of this on X, failing to recognize it’s skewed that way.”

The gall to treat the 2024 election like it was a binding referendum on American culture, a lasting “vibe shift” to which others must accommodate, then within a year proclaim the cultural change over, as if a bystander, not an active contributor manufacturing vibe shifts by overdetermining results.

Much of SF lost power last night. Waymos blocked intersections across the city, even though they are Wayless than 1% of cars on the roads. They accumulated at their failure points--intersections with no green lights, in busy areas, and shut down traffic there.

Hillary deserved to lose with a guy like this as his running mate.

Squint real hard, and you might just see the “WTAF?!” word balloon that pops above Rep. Massie’s head right after Margaret Brennan finishes her question.

There was no vibe shift, just anti-incumbent anger that was misinterpreted by the dipshit pundit class as a mandate.

The issue with copyright is that it covers everything from 'the mechanism which means corporations theoretically have to pay artists if they want to adapt their work' to 'the thing that makes it illegal for countries to manufacture their own vaccines' and that's plainly absurd.

👏👏👏

Real picture of Kash Patel btw

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

Lol @ericswalwell.bsky.social is the executive producer of a film where most of the crew walked off the set because they can't get a union contract www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

😂 I was looking forward to her getting wrecked in a general.

This was found in the batch of Epstein files the DOJ released today.

funniest thing about this piece is that Reingold sought out interviews with well to do parents living in exclusive parts of the city for this piece and then she writes a paragraph that's like "the thing I noticed about all these Mamdani voters is that they're rich prep school kids"

The admin is quick to do stuff like this but veeeeerrrrrryyyyy sloooooooooowwwwwww to do things like, I dunno, follow court orders.

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

They won't meet any deadline to release the Epstein files because what exactly would the enforcement mechanism be? Move to impeach Bondi? I don't even think MTG or Thomas Massie or any of those republicans would go along with that.

Stephen Miller isn't an evil genius. He's just a lying ass kisser. Many such cases throughout all of American society.

I wouldn't even entertain the admin about these being drug boats. They're blowing up fishing boats to 1) economically torture the people that live near because those communities rely on the fishing industry's cash inflow and 2) starve people.

You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?" Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Look, I’m not saying he’s a good guy, but Puka Nacua got me 46 fantasy points last night in my playoff matchup.

The closest thing the left had to an answer to the question of what the future should look like (including aesthetically though with mixed results) was the green new deal. the petering out of that movement’s popular momentum in the Biden years has left a void that has yet to be filled

"I refuse." This is it. There's no reason we should accept a narrative of an already settled future which marginalizes humans and individual agency. No one wants this. No one asked for it.

Honestly? Wanting to meet woody Allen is just as damning imo.

Some dem staffer on oversight on saw that David brooks column and was like:

lol, lmao, lol, lmao

you will not believe who just appeared in the Epstein files

Oprah Winfrey deserves to burn in hell for what she's unleashed on this earth.