skeleton: behold my figure, ass on display at flattering angle, headfirst downhill like a gravity-fed demon, brave luge: whole body's a double chin, flying gooch-first, prisoner of sport, corpse-like pose

you missed the best one

Maybe, and this is me going out on a limb perhaps, teams shouldn't be entering into deals with 13-year-olds

I don't talk to anyone this much www.economist.com/interactive/...

“Marshals were already patrolling the area as part of President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in D.C., and were the first to respond to the reported crime scene.” Whether DC police who know the neighborhood might’ve handled it differently, we’ll never know.

In case you don't follow hgtv, this lady who got caught n-word dropping had a show that "rescued historic homes in Detroit and Minneapolis from demolition, restoring them to their former beauty."

Oh, they're trying to get Gavin Newsom to call them all the f-slur.

This stuff gets shoved to the side when people ask "how did we end up with a 2nd Trump term?"

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

Christian nationalist politicians lecturing Jews descended from Holocaust victims about what is actually antisemitic really is the logical endpoint to the current antisemitism discourse.

Pedocon theory has never been wrong.

“things are winding down in Minnesota”

this isn't just posting, this is painting with words.

drag her ass.

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

perhaps it's time to confront the possibility that mumbling "data centers in space" is not, in fact, a plan

i need congress to investigate how Bondi has the Mare of Easttown accent despite growing up in florida

love experiencing the shock doctrine because one 80 year old was mad that he lost to another 80 year old and now he's gotta take it out on the rest of us.

simply one of the greatest calls of all time

Do they think this is gonna work? Is it going to work?

Mammon. They worship Mammon.

Obviously don't need id to get on a train, just like you don't need id to buy groceries (as trump has suggested in the past)

Pete decided that deconflicting the airspace sounded woke and gay so he didn't wanna

ok but it's not going to happen so reporting on it seems silly.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Here is the Czech pair dancing to their AI rip-off of You Get What You Give, replaced for the Olympics by an AI song with “original” lyrics that sounds pretty much the same

The only reason you go to the mattresses to keep the masks on is because you know people are gonna find pardoned J6ers and guys on those sex offender lists who couldn't get jobs elsewhere amongst the ranks

AOC blasted Trump’s Cuba fuel blockade as part of a “new era of depravity” opened by the Gaza genocide, warning that the impunity shown there has put civilians everywhere in greater danger.

Trump is fuelling a humanitarian crisis in Cuba, with an oil blockade that is leading to devastating power outages and rationing. This administration is determined to dominate the hemisphere with brute force and naked impunity.

Well then play it. Play it again and again until there’s an answer. Make them answer for sending Nazi death troops to wage a war of terror against the U.S. civilian population.

Here's what DHS doesn't want you to know: Working for ICE is one of the safest jobs in America — and last year was the second-safest year for the agency on record. And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once. The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...

hm. strange. www.forbes.com/sites/danale...

lol, lmao

dog your last name is "ogles"

this is a south park clip, right?

Obviously the news everywhere is bad but watching them warm up to do Gaza 2.0 to Cuba is so grim

I truly don't know who the market for this actually is.

When I first started hearing of people going to LSJ with their children, I thought it was strange. Lutnick's phrasing here does not make it sound less strange to me.

Chomsky palling around with Epstein and being the author of a book called “Manufacturing Consent”…

im no six figure political consultant but if i were in charge as the trump admin was warning about catastrophic jobs numbers coming tomorrow, id probably have my “every republican president destroys the economy” campaign ready to go for the rest of the week

lol, losers.

goddamn slapper.

The economy only looks bad because we’re ruining it

If Trump was trying to make blue states secede, I assume it would go somewhat like this.

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"