The king of Saudi Arabia is 90 years old and has dementia. The last time Trump met him was nine years ago.

How terribly crushing for the Iranian squad…heartbreaking to tie in that manner.

It’s Nick Punto

we missed peak culture

I also don’t think it’s posturing. I think they’ve all absolutely cooked their brains.

Air conditioning - I am not kidding - made the progress of civilization possible after World War II. Helped people work more productively, live longer, etc. Demonizing a/c is done by people who've never really had to live in a world without it

Lunacy. Here's Emmer 10 years ago.

Pierzynski gave Leo the final out ball from Game 1 of the 2005 Series, the game he attended.

LaMelo Ball is going to have Tommy Herr-levels of scrutiny from the Minnesota fan base after being traded for one of the most beloved players in franchise history. If he doesn’t get off to a hot start…whoooeeee.

I geniunely do not think this is true, and not just because I am closer to these candidates on some axises. The successful DSA insurgents have governed as more or less normal left-libs once in office. Mamdani and AOC have been affable institutionalists. Nithya Raman is a technocrat.

"How do you do, fellow spouse?"

literally watergate

ok art may be subjective but this is objectively amazing

<college football voice> Not sure I want to see Cape Verde in this tournament when we could have a true best-on-best, sorry

This demolition of Alexi Lalas is so thorough that I am not sure he will ever read anything ever again, which, in fairness, may not be the most devastating punishment for him www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Cape Verde in a win and in situation vs. Saudi Arabia next Friday All that sportswashing, no one on this planet outside of that country is rooting against Cape Verde

The DOJ to announce federal charges against Forrest Gump for entering the reflecting pool.

His toughest opponent yet turned out to be photosynthesis. #AlgaeGate

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Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons meme.

he's now blaming the green and the new coating floating to the top as the work of a horde of vandals. "they took some form of knife or blade and put a 250 foot long gash into the beautiful facade" lol

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

Iran was never a substantial nuclear threat. They are not suicidal. But if you were inclined to worry about that, you now have much less reason. A bomb is no good when all they really need to do is open and close the Strait at will.

I know "Imagine if a Democratic president said this" gets tiring, but if a Democratic president said this, Republicans would wave this comment as the bloody shirt of betrayal FOR DECADES

We’re less than a week away from Zlatan just roundhouse kicking Alexi Lalas into orbit

When you review the filing to see if aka @normcharlatan.bsky.social makes an appearance.

Immediately hunkering down in the Situation Room because the Epstein Files are getting released doesn’t exactly scream “I have nothing to hide.”

Who knows if there will be a final agreement. But if there is, two things will be true at the same time: a) It's essentially surrender to Iran. b) We should be glad about it, because every day this insane, illegal war continues, we get weaker. 1/ Let me explain.

these fucking corrupt pieces of shit

it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

Putting Bud Light out in front of the Trump White House is a funny statement about the durability of culture war complaints

Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

I’m not sure even MAGA cultists are stupid enough to believe this Hegseth claim. But maybe they’re stupid enough to believe anything.

Last time the Knicks were NBA champions was the year the DOJ charged Fred & Donald Trump with housing discrimination based on race.

Danhausen called it.

The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts

RUNNING LIST HAPPY FOR Spike Brunson OG KAT Bridges Starks Ewing All lifelong fans Tracy Morgan Larry David Timmy C Breen NOT HAPPY FOR Dolan

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

It's Cool As Hell that Charles Oakley got to witness the Knicks win a title in person in San Antonio — but only because James Dolan, that dolt, still won't let him back in the Garden.

Knicks not in trouble. No need to call to discuss.

What if we just believed young people when they say it’s because of climate change and being broke?

NBA struggling to deal with the fact that Wemby is revealing himself to be a “what if Superman was evil” scenario

He's so afraid of people seeing he lost that he ordered a drape over the Kennedy Center. Truly incredible. Really explains absolutely every instinct the man has lol

The American taxpayer is responsible for making Musk a trillionaire: without the billions in public funds that have repeatedly bailed out and kept afloat his multiple failing businesses, he'd be just another serial bankrupt. His fortune was built on OUR backs. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I hope DEMOCRATS are taking note of the absolute thirst for vengeance out here

Folarin Balogun, born in New York to Nigerian parents. People like JD Vance would say he's not *really* American when, in fact, he's the epitome of American. 🇺🇸

I generally don't like cross-posting from Twitter, but Mike Young absolutely nails how the US wound up with a resurgence of the flesh-eating screwworm decades after it had been eliminated.