That's amore, baby!

I will always be a supportive father, even if one of my sons gets a girl pregnant, but if either of them start talking like a YouTuber, he’s on the fuckin’ street

Every time I get rejected from a job

logging on to post something stupid

New Action Cookbook Newsletter! Surprise! There's a new voice in your group chat this morning, and before you ask: no, you cannot turn it off. (Free post, but you should subscribe after reading it, IMO) www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...

Hope springs eternal!

KID: sharks, today I am asking for something from the vending machine

All due respect, no one thought it was Drake Maye to begin with

they should leave this maze on the field for the rest of the game

KID: sharks, today I am asking for something from the vending machine

I have done zero research on this but it feels like coffee maker Kickstarters are the new shitcoins

“annotators of doomed worlds” is probably the funniest phrase I’ve ever seen written about baseball, thank you @dszymborski.fangraphs.com There is no reason for the Mets to be like this!!! @yonxzype.bsky.social

"Are The Knicks Back" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Had a lot of fun with this. @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social did Troy Neel just choose to go to Japan after his half-decent three years with the A's or do you think there something else going on?

Either the cute mom in my two-year-old’s sports class is early first trimester pregnant, or Christmas cookies hit in all the right places

The CIA did Kennedy for far less, just saying

New Steelers HC Jon Taffer who says no

Live look at Steelers-Ravens

The Civil Rights movement of our time many are calling it

hugh laurie is british for “big truck”

If you see this post a Byrd

I feel like @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and a few others will appreciate that every time I watch the video of Bo Jackson hosing down #2 for the Yankees at third, I laugh heartily that #2 for the Yankees is Mike Gallego

A haunted house but it's just a bullpen so bad that this guy is used in high leverage situations

For the last time, anything you say on the PitchCom, the pitcher will throw!

CHOPPED BUT FOR DOGS: JUDGE 1: [tail wagging] I found a bone JUDGE 2: [panting] I found a bone as well JUDGE 3: [disappointedly shaking head] that didn't make it on to my plate

I’ve learned from @gaijinbaseball.bsky.social that Davey Johnson was in the hole when both Hank Aaron and Sadaharu Oh passed Babe Ruth for HRs. What a crazy bit of baseball trivia.

Aaaaaaabsolutely not

Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.

that's my emotional support suspiciously old jar of pasta sauce

4 May is the day Holmes disappeared, leaving Watson to believe he'd died at the Reichenbach Falls.

the Internet — short for Intravenous Drug User Network — is a hot spot to share cute dog photos or look up the name of that guy from that one thing

Thinking about the last time Trump did this

I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.

you know what i'm going to do? a thread of things that make me happy and bring me joy. feel free to join in 1. watching snoopy movies

i timed this bong hit with my gummy too well and got lost coming home from the backyard

My five favorite film genres: 5. Terrible baseball movies 4. Bad baseball movies 3. So-so baseball movies 2. Good baseball movies 1. Fantastic baseball movies

Couples costume idea

[me after ten beers telling my friends about a woman I just saw]

What I bring to the table

The story of Chief Yellow Horse is tragic, but redemptive, if you haven't heard it. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 699 9/9: Rarity: 0 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩

RIP Buster Poindexter. Such a great show. Was fortunate though to see him a few times. What a personality and what a career Johansen had

Of all the circus clown shit that this new administration has been doing, this may be by far the funniest yet. "Uhh yeah, sorry, we can't work on that investigation right now, we're doing a cage fighting thing in the basement for some reason" GOOD LORD

Tragic: "Pinch Me" by BNL is playing but I'm in a dentist waiting room, so I can't sing along

Lauren Theisen went to Pittsburgh this weekend to take in Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin live for the very first time.

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Reputable news outlets showcasing James Carville as a political genius is like if MLB Network had a feature in which Rick Camp provided expertise on clutch power hitting. Each of them was in the right place at the right time to get a-hold of one once, but Christ, let's not go crazy.

The Yankees will literally eschew decades of "tradition" instead of firing Aaron Boone