A young man at yesterday’s Toronto Blue Jays vs Texas Rangers game caught a home run ball hit by Wyatt Langford. The Blue Jays fan then proceeded to give it to a young Rangers fan wearing a Langford jersey. Canadians being Canadian. Kindness… spread that sh*t everywhere. #Canada #BlueJays #MLB

Have a wonderful morning…… America…. youtu.be/nq3SOK5-IQk?...

Might go to work, might pop ten wheelies. It’s summer. Life’s a dance

Hey heads up your reading glasses are upstairs in the little side pocket of your dad shorts

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

My younger daughter is hosting her first sleepover. She spent the afternoon writing a scary story to read to her friends before bed. Now, the other girls are too terrified to sleep. I couldn’t be prouder.

Saw a post where someone was excited about how many books they had read so far this year, and people were dunking all over them because it was a low number by their standards. Just, ew. Don't be like this. Who cares if you've read 150 books or 1. Read what you want when you want. Just read! 📚💙

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

Cat 😺 won the Bird Lottery

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

Very strange new trend is happening at my office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today, I had a tuna sandwich called Steve.

No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.

My dog, who has no job and no problems, is sighing like he has to go to work in the mines today.

The best time is the morning on a porch.Wind in the trees tells me things are happening. Birds chirping…gossip about the new camera feeder and the squirrel’s divorce. Mr Woodpecker sounds like an urgent knock at the door-the day is here and I need to answer. Not now, but soon, after I greet the day

Scrambled egg on toast...

Good morning America what chaos will you bring today?

Thank God we have Kash Patel. With his deer in the headlights look and his bullet proof flask protecting his patriotic heart, it’s like, well, i just sleep better.

thinking about the gould quote again

It's the end of poetry month so still time to share this brilliant poem from my now-13-y.o.. He wrote it at the early days COVID lockdown in April 2020 when he was a 1st grader, frustrated about writing poetry.

Which book saved you as a child? #BookSky

A bandit!!!!

If you don’t hear from me again, it’s bc we are out of suet. The woodpeckers and red winged blackbirds are displeased.

Nothing really special, just a dog taking a moment to appreciate the roses' fragrance. Original post

This is Finley. He is the Guinness Book of World Records champ for most tennis balls held by a dog in their mouth with 6 at once. Earned the title six years ago and has remained undefeated. He may be a senior, but he definitely knows ball. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: finnyboymolloy)

I handle the batter walk up music for our local little league team. Every kid gets John Denver’s “Poems, Prayers, and Promises.” I’m also a fecant at my local church. I like to give back to my community.

Their disabilities didn't stop these dogs from enjoying life. Original post

Once again, I need you all to please understand that the health care system is beyond stressed right now. It is awful. The overwhelming majority of us are trying our best under increasingly impossible conditions. Please be kind.

If 2026 was a car.

#nationalpoetrymonth #poem #writingcommunity #poetry

Won’t be long now. Trump probably gettin a couple more variances for Bedminster golf course/cemetery plots.

we should put whoever makes broccoli rubber bands in charge of more stuff

C’mon @saltymactavish.bsky.social spring is here. Time for the annual Herring migration camera!

Most people don’t notice it, but there’s an animated Flintstone background repeating over and over on your commute to and from work

😍 🐸 *not my content* #poetry #MaryOliver #poetrymonth

This dog brings his “BFF toy of the day” to every meal Like… he won’t eat unless his bestie is sitting with him.

What we need is Stoner Jeopardy. 10 xtra seconds to answer. Could also be Senior Jeopardy- Bathroom breaks. Snacks. Bong hits and lazy boy recliners.

Unsolicited writing advice, no. 1675: It really helps to love what you do. If you don't, then there are lots of far easier ways of dying poor.

The annual migration of me cussing indoors to me cussing outdoors has begun.

Everything is horrible, but we are giving everyone the chance to join our kickball team.

Some sights from this morning's field work

server: doggy bag? me: yes please

Trying to get my better half to present me with an old Wrestling trophy i wrote “Oscar” on for my work filming the dog. Stsy tuned.

Watching Lincoln again. I’m tearing up. Movie didn’t do this to me when I saw it 1st time or the 2nd. Gee, I wonder what’s changed?

So ready for spring

A bald eagle flew fairly low over my head today, and the shadow it cast made me instinctively duck a little. I promise you there is no bird alive who can hoist me. Something very primal and primitive made me react. Fascinating. Some parts of our brains do still run on automatic.

No rush. Nowhere to be. Lawns sleeping for winter. Soggy leaves. A bright red hat bobbing along. In 20 years I will be the age of her mother and she will be the age of me. This plain day with a sky so gray it almost looks white will be the place she searches for. Her little boy, her dog, her mother.

during my next rap battle i’m going to compare them to the gross little strings you have to pull off of your banana

and can I get my campaign money back?