Just received an email asking me if I have "Coachella Fomo" That's food poisoning, innit?! 😉😁

This has long since been my approach! 🙂😁

Today, I mostly plan to be...

Ready! (I used to have such a crush on Hodge/Colin Buchanan)

You may not like my use of contractions but it's what it's

I love a nice bit of tileage... And this is a nice bit of tileage. 👌

Because they still haven't got the money shot of *that* train! 🙂

Quite right too. Bring back braised heart and tapioca, I say. Never did me any harm...mainly cos I refused to eat it! 😁

Apropos of quite a lot, I'd say!

The entire Aunt Bessie's range! 😁

Dancing my way through today's dull domestic drudgery... 🎶 Now I'm Mr Charisma, fuckin' Pablo Escobar. 🎶 #NowPlaying

What a great pic! 👌

When I get a new follower.

Is there a website where you can leave reviews and ratings for Funeral Directors and those Cremation Service people? There should be... Because the opportunity to call it "RIP Advisor" is right there!!

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

good morning

No elbows on the table. Don't hold your knife like a pen. And saying "blimey" got you a very stern look!

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Right then, my fellow Bewildereds... Which jeans are you sporting today? And there had better be at least one of you wearing carrots! 😁

Who said never meet your heroes? Captain Sensible what a lovely man! One of the first records I ever got was The Damned - an honour to play with them tonight here in London! @ovoarena.bsky.social

Now we reach the #Stouturday part of the evening... Still with Adnams, tho. And I have never had this one before.🍺 #BskyBeer

Sticking with the Adnams beers... And next up is a total classic! 🍺 #BskyBeer

There's been a few peeps on here drinking Adnams beers recently, and it reminded me that it's been ages since I had any from them. So, without further ado, I declare... #BskyBeer

Band from the bathroom. The Sinks. (who are well known for their hit song Waterloo Sunset! 😁)

More Tunnock's for your timeline?! 🪂 😁

During the week I rather foolishly packed away my winter dresses and got all of my floaty summer ones out. Might have to swap them back over... It's hailing outside!!

Hats off to Tunnock's for some epic product placement.

Love these chairs...😍 I mean, I wouldn't be able to get down (or back up) to sit in one. But they're still cool! 😁

Ooooh, I really enjoyed last year's set, so will definitely be keeping an eye out for these... #CustardDoesMatter #BskyBeer

In case you were wondering, I was told that the winner would be "Imperial Saint" #PleaseGambleResponsibly #DontBlameMe 🙂😁

I think my prophet has reached the point of divination, so... "Excuse me, your majesty. Please can you tell me who'll win the Grand National tomorrow?"

Woah... Now *that's* a Brucie Bonus! 😍

"You can't hear an image" The image:

Apparently, today is #NationalSiblingsDay... Which I use as my annual excuse to post embarrassing* childhood photos of me and my sibs. This year I have gone with "Seaside Frolics" which I'm sure they'll be delighted with! 😁 *according to them

The White House now, figuratively, emulating this gif, but alternating between 'Epstein files' and 'Iran War'.

I am not a middle-aged man in sensible shoes, but I have been to one of the LT Museum's open days at their depot in Acton... And I bloody loved it! 😍

🎶 Isn't it ironic, don't you think. It's like being drunk at the sober bar. It's being pissed while you're in your car. 🎶

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HE LITERALLY WROTE A LOAD OF BOOKS ABOUT IT

Might have an omelette for breakfast... And I must confess, I do make a mean omelette. I only use one egg.

If you see it, do it. (or not, totally up to you) Nickname: Badger Pronouns: I/Me Height: 5ft summat Sexuality: Straight Smokes: Kippers Piercings: Ears Tattoos: None Fave colour: Blue Fave drink: All the beers and cocktails. Non-alch: Chai Latte Fave food: Pasta Fave animal: Cats

I know it's daft to be upset about the death of someone you never met. But this is really sad news. Billy was one of the first people that I regularly interacted with on here. And even tho he mostly talked in riddles, he was always interesting and amusing. Thoughts go to G and all his family ☹️

Shame that this pub in Crediton is being sold to a chain... It has/had one of the quirkiest interiors that I have ever seen. Stuff absolutely everywhere. And a room that used to be done up for Christmas all year round. 😍 The chain will no doubt rip out most of the quirk!

Is this one-way, return?? Do we get group discounts??

A gangsta's paradise... 🎶 Power and the money, money and the power. Minute after minute, hour after hour. 🎶

Please don't let the world end until I have managed to try ALL of these new teacakes from Marksies! 🙏

No chance!! 😁

Call me ill-informed, I was an English Major...

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.