This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.

“The revolution conquers the folk and public life, it stamps its mark on culture, the economy, politics, and private life. It would be naive to believe that art could be spared this …” — Joseph Goebbels, 1933 Photo by Jacquelyn Martin

New subscription to @theonion.com immediately paying dividends

“Out of touch” isn’t it. A president who gilds the Oval Office in gold, slaps his own name on a cultural institution, tears down the East Wing for his own vanity project, and then tells us the affordability crisis is all in our heads. It’s not out of touch; it’s contempt for the people he governs.

BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.

Oh, and happy Star Wars Day! December the 30th be with you.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

2️⃣ THE NUMBER TWO TOM THE DANCING BUG OF 2025 - "Know Your ICE Agent," from the week of June 30

"You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read." -- James Baldwin

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

This entire thread. My man is on a goddam roll.

Thread for the season.

Think I'm going to start a social media campaign arguing that Trump shouldn't be allowed to fire handguns during his Cabinet meetings and see where his reflexive spite takes us.

Back from a week in Canada visiting my in-laws. Normally we get together in the Poconos, as it’s central for all of the families, but the in-laws aren’t comfortable coming here under Trump’s new rules so we moved it all north of the border. That’s probably $8k that would’ve gone to Pennsylvania.

This message hits hard.

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

Merry Christmas to all, and to Donald Trump, good night

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

It really is about the notes you don’t play

On Christmas Eve, these shitbag thugs are out hunting today's Jews and fugitive slaves for fun and overtime. May every last one of them die painfully of boils and fulminant syphilis as every member in their families is too ashamed to be glimpsed near their lonely deathbed.

Happy Holidays from @designjunket.bsky.social and me.

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

Coming back to this, I'm still struck by the implication that academics should care if the AI pushers "trust" all our work that's done without AI. I don't know, man, you all seemed to trust our work enough to steal it from us wholesale.

Looks like they're right. Data Set 1 / Photo 468, the image from yesterday's Epstein files release that included photos of Trump in a drawer, was removed.

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

Even more fitting

There’s nothing stopping the people in Washington DC from naming their own things after the president The Donald J. Trump Dumpster The Donald J. Trump Port-a-Potty The Donald J. Trump Municipal Waste Disposal Facility

Good thing Kash had the guy’s father turn him in on the Kirk case, and a homeless guy solved the Brown case for him, or nobody would ever get caught anymore.

Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!

Credit where it's due: For most of us, it would be hard to see any light from beneath the bus under which we're thrown by Donald Trump, who decided that the reward for being his shit-schlepping sycophant is to have him praise Mayor Mamdani to the heavens and take away your singular campaign issue.

so glad nothing bad ever happens during kavanaugh stops, imagine if it did

I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!

Three word love story: Whatever you say.

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Read this. Then read it again.

Thread.

I want my MWTV.

Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.

Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."

It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.

Fox News in 2015: "There's a war on Christmas!!!" Fox News in 2025: "You should buy fewer Christmas gifts and give up Christmas trees for AI server farms."

chat i sputtered

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

All those private meetings between Witkoff and Putin are really paying off for the Kremlin.

1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.

all i'm saying is that there were better options

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross