I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

I don’t think enough people understand how much the world, rightly or wrongly, now views America as a partnered collaborationist with the most spectacularly media obsessed genocidal pariah state, for example. This isn’t touching the last 9 months of Trump. It’s not great and it will not wash away.

one unexpected bonus of using the iphone 12 mini no one could see the fuckin screen

Dems retaking the House and maybe the Senate is probably going to make this worse in 2026

yeah i think the GOP is going to get worse the question is will it be enough to scare the hoes

Mentally preparing myself for the John Candy doc on Oct 10

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session. Want to know why? Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out. Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

This is easily the coolest postdoc posting I've seen in a while, but it's a bit outside my wheelhouse and my dissertation timeline. The University ot Freiburg (universität-freiburg) is seeking a researcher on contemporary Chinese fantasy fiction and then some. uni-freiburg.de/stellenangeb...

Washington Post dismantled the platform Jamal wrote on. Discarded the fellowship they created in his memory. They fired me unjustly for speaking the truth. But I’ll never stop talking about my friend, writer, and amazing human, Jamal Khashoggi. RIP, Jamal. open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

*Watching These Relievers Try To Pitch For The Third Game In A Row* Ah, the Dodgers avoid this by not having go-to guys.

Hard to think of a topic more tailor-made to the peculiarities of Bluesky's demographics than gifted kid discourse - seemingly everyone's a former gifted kid who's exactly 38 thus is likely to now have gifted kids of their own.

Seven years ago today, Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi was tortured, murdered and then dismembered. And any so-called comedian who can't stand up tonight in Riyadh and do ten minutes on that kind of hijinx and horseplay just isn't worth the Saudi blood money he's being paid.

this is, beat for beat, like the episode of The Simpsons where Krusty has his George Carlin phase and then tries to tell a crowd that the suits are actually alright and that the Canyonero is a great SUV. just an astonishing unforced error in not understanding his own appeal.

Will there be any limitations on Shohei Ohtani as a starter in Game 1 of the NLDS? Andrew Friedman: "I just think he's a normal starting pitcher now. Kind of eased him along. Just a normal starting pitcher."

Do you ever think about the fact that Wikipedia is the last good major website on the internet? You aren't bombarded with ads. It doesn't try to push video on you, and it doesn't redirect you to a scam site.

the pendulum is going to swing back so hard that it is going to crash through the living room wall of your maga uncle’s house and black bag him to a reeducation camp where he’s going to adopt they/them pronouns by the time they’re done

embarrassment kills more dreams than failure ever will. imagine letting that run your life. put yourself out there, push through it and have fun! i'm going to hold your hand when i say this: get over yourself

I don't recognize this Roki, man. Dude doesn't give a shit, just daring them to hit it, lol. Fuck yeah.

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

You've all probably said what I thought about that already, so I'll leave it. Who next? Roki?

the dodgers whole season has been like this btw tanner scott has personally cost yoshinobu yamamoto five (5) wins.

this post but substitute bullpen for stadium

Three doubles by Mookie Betts ties a Dodgers record for any game But he's only the second to do so in the postseason, along with Jim Gilliam in Game 4 of the 1953 World Series

Say what you will about Maoism, but people being surrounded by farmers for long enough absolutely did make them go "Okay we can't give these guys ALL the rights"

not a single news org signed. that's what it takes. stand together. everywhere, every time.

King shit from Yoshi Yamamoto again. 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is that dude.

it is a strange experience having someone read back to me the mean things i sometimes say about public figures. i hear them and i think, “damn, that was mean!”

100% All Achievements xkcd.com/3148/

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Tigers/Guardians in a weekday afternoon game? It's like the regular season never even ended.

Democratic leaders deciding not to embrace Mamdani after he won NYC's primary, or even to oppose him to some degree, really stands out considering how Dems' response to 2024 is fretting that they're losing ground with young voters and working class voters, and not attracting enough public attention.

A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down. All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown. So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!

Also if the Dodgers advance they have to play the Phillies, who are the best team in the playoffs IMO.

LA LEGEND ROGER THE PEANUT MAN

President Trump and Congressional Republicans just shut down the government because they refused to stop your health care costs from rising. Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.

The Reds just standing there while the Dodgers walk their way out of an eight-run lead would be an amusing microcosm for how the Reds got here in the first place

"Dodgers can't hang, we need more Dominicans."

I hope he lives long enough to see his mausoleum lit on fire, so he can drop dead from grief.

(In the Time Dungeon) Wow, this ancient skeleton looks just like mine.

kimmel. revolution wind. now this. seems like some kind of trend heading in some kind of direction, imho.

What a day for playoff baseball, man. Hopefully the Dodgers break that and can just win like 100-0.

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

I remember at the DNC when Harris expressed her intent to “ensure America has the strongest, most lethal fighting force in the world” and half the people I follow on Instagram had a meltdown. The military? Lethal? Outrageous.

this guy has no idea what the american military is (the most sophisticated logistics operation ever assembled in human history)

We don't talk enough about how mockery and humiliation are tools of resistance. Toss out your obligations to social decorum. Belittle them. They're stupid, ugly, they have ED, no one respects them, whatever. Undercut their claims to authority as often as you can. Make them out to be clowns.

This administration has again and again revealed itself to be in philosophical agreement with the greatest monsters of the 20th century: the New York Yankees

The moment where Hegseth ends his speech and not a single officer claps is the most hopeful thing I have seen in a long time.

slight correction: "they" does not include trump. he's getting weekended at berniesed by guys who are generally aware how frayed the strings are