Truly upsetting phrases. Imagine a wretched little goblin whispering them

Tawny Newsome's insta post about working with Cirroc Lofton & Avery Brooks to do the Siskos justice is very good and sweet and lovely www.instagram.com/p/DUa62lyjUT...

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

Loot that drops after defeating me: - cuticle oil, aggressively scented - claw clip, probably animal-shaped - OTC painkillers, many, assorted - knitting project, sock or hat - lip oil, probably red - roll a d20 on the table of "skirts for colorful nerds" (svaha, maya kern, etc)

No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions: 1. Dipshit 2. Has a Job 3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God

your first draft isn't perfect? what? that's weird. i've never heard of that happening before. maybe you should give up

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

I love when I see a picture, and I think, “well who the fuck is that?” and then the alt text tells me who the fuck it is

Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,

fire emblem support chains

There are too many moments in my head. But, this just sums up so much of O'Hara's genius. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVoj...

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

rip catherine o’hara i think of you anytime anyone pronounces a word funny

Fri. Jan. 30 edition: I'm Coreo. I can't work full-time anymore, and I need help paying down my revolving debt. Can you share these kittens and share my GFM link at the same time? Thank you! gofund.me/4903591f2

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Happy 30th Birthday to the Threshold babies! Here’s a sneak peek of something I’ve been working on (which may or may not be a very silly 30-plus page Trek zine) #ThresholdDay #StarTrek #art

I'm SO excited that Looking at Birds: Lands Between, my & @meganbrennan.bsky.social's unofficial fancomic about birdwatching in elden ring, is available digitally! It's an action-comedy about trying to birdwatch in a world where most of the birds want to eat you. megthebrennan.itch.io/eldenbird

my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.

I stayed in bed an extra hour this morning to finish You Weren't Meant To Be Human and it was the correct choice but also I have been incapable of doing anything but staring off into the middle distance having Emotions since then

We will never get another AAA MINMO or GODLLA: Size Is Problem because this type of work is first on the chopping block in the genAI era. Was checking about RE9, and found an interview with Capcom about using it to concept background/environmental objects. This is my favorite shit so it's tragic

for me it was the fact that the author is one of the main driving forces behind the global movement to kill my trans friends and erase their existence hope that helps

“🤣🤣🤣i misread your post as something different 🤣🤣🤣” okay. try reading it again correctly

I don't generally tell people who they should or shouldn't be following, but dear god please block the altnps account. It's a scummy grift.

#ffxv #gladnis

Your Beastliness #fe3h

I'm not able to draw something big for #sylvainangstweekend (busy) but I did make this real quick in Wiggly Paint

Ma'am there is nothing up there for you

engagement this, unsustainable that. what about the pursuit of having the same weirdos show up to everything you post like this??

also crying abt dimiclaude doing these casual/cutesy poses and edelgard being the only one standing there like an actual war general

Resplendent Claude's art is immaculate.

if you're cold, they're cold give them takis and a gun

Joel Schumacher talking to his production design team:

Me overthinking everything with characters and lore

Gently tapping the sign that characters are not people; they are collections of words and ideas and will be treated as such

Holy shit

got a sudden dm from a friend who showed me a blender-shaped bag to put your blorbo in. we've reached peak design

Bernie-Bun for CYL! #Bernadetta #FireEmblem #FE3H #FEH

I am generally more chill and understanding about brands narrowing their size ranges than I should be but I am incandescent with rage that after a full year of not being able to buy anything from Lucy & Yak bc my size sells out instantly they're getting rid of my size because of "lack of demand"

The rule is that if my mutual posts about their niche hobby that I know nothing about, I must like the post to let them know I encourage the enrichment that’s been put in their enclosure

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

◇◆◆ have this one too

new academy is???????? youtu.be/N9Z6KwPUdro?...

◇◆◆ reposting my best hopes doodle