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moments before disaster

something something Thea shortstacked. If you even care

Everyone is posting their sad fanart. Meanwhile

nah you know what fuck it. fairy blonkers on main

ok fine. Pigeon noises

Ok ok ok. Some OCs while I was sitting in a tutorial for an hour

me: ok break time, my other plan was postponed maybe i can play my lil videos game for a couple minutes the videos game:

me, exhausted from arguing with myself; 'but games is art. games is still art despite the horrors'

also: volcano high instantly became the target of queerphobic 4chan hate campaigns that birthed the insufferable "snoot game." when queers do their own thing, they get attacked viciously for years on end. it doesnt matter how segregated we are from the straights, bigots come knocking regardless.

An actual pause button, like LucasArts adventure games had. Hit the button and you pause the game anywhere, in the middle of a cutscene, line of dialogue, anything. Hit it again and the game resumes. Not a "skip cutscene and open menu" button, a pause button. People have animals, kids and partners

Just follow Wario64 if you want to see the announcements

credits that include the names of everyone who worked on the game at any point

“Content” is a corpo-brain term, makes me cringe when I hear it in the wild. You don’t make “content”, you make ART! You write STORIES. Its your WORK (and often play too)! “Content” is the noise you flick through when trying to find a SHOW you like, don’t cheapen your work comparing it to SLOP. 😤

okay! yeah!!

when you're one of those bitches who would get a video game tattoo because the Stories Were Meaningful To Me but also The Industry Is A Ruin and I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about that probably

caught between 'mmm love my third party bsky access' because it gives me columns and relative peace but then i log in on my phone and i've missed four separate DMs oops

here’s my rendition of his crucified sprite if it were drawn by a pervert (me)

only seen clips from the new quest because i can't be assed to catch up. However

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Hi-Fi Rush's Soundtrack Delisted From All Major Streaming Platforms Without Warning (OST still on Steam) www.thegamer.com/hi-fi-rush-s... also worth noting that the game was removed from PC stores (stores that sell Steam codes) last month. Not sure anyone else noticed at the time

Oscar Isaac says he's 'not so open to working with Disney' right now "If they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great" (via GQ)

"Several cutscenes will play so here's a warning" IT'S 3AM I NEED TO GO TO BED BUT THIS CLIFFHANGER WILL KEEP ME AWAKE1?!?! HELLO!?

me: ok break time, my other plan was postponed maybe i can play my lil videos game for a couple minutes the videos game:

We're currently 60% off as part of the animal fest!! Just look at what players are saying feel stupid => s.team/a/1679210

okay! yeah!!

Some folks feel really validated by having keys jingled at them and are just excited to have a machine that can jingle an infinite variety of keys in an unlimited number of patterns

"Well you see Pit, Flareon used to be the only fully-evolved fire-type Pokemon who couldn't learn Solar Beam until gen 7." #kiu #KidIcarus #KidIcarusUprising #Pit #Palutena #redraw #art

the anger about claude's erasure from the scale figures isn't about byleth. ppl would still be upset if this release was a dancer dimitri alt instead of a dancer byleth alt. it's about intsys repeating a char when there's still another main char not represented at all...& he happens to be brown

Mood

If you thought Frankenstein's Tower in the Guillermo del Toro movie looked cool, check out the real-world inspiration behind it...

I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.

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zeld: spending quality time spelunking with my Newer, Cooler Dad

more than "you should play bad games because a maligned game might be good" i would prefer if the positive contrarian dogma was "you should play games that genuinely interest you regardless of what other people think" because holy shit the former leads to a lot of turning your misery into Content

I need like a year without any obligations or expectations. I need time where no one expects anything from me and I'm just allowed to be a slug who has nothing to do

"buh buh retcons buh buh plot points" outta my way zeld is having small but meaningful character moments between beating up ridiculous amounts of dudes

me when im having a nice time playing tuoys

I did not even notice Zelda in this image the first time i saw it

heads up dipshit. mem mem mem mem three hundred dollars

Zeld! Zeld~! ZELD!

AI is the future

Begging you to pay humans what they’re worth and to not replace them with AI so you don’t have to keep paying them what they’re worth. I understand the statement that actors agreed to this. I cannot pretend to be in agreement with it.

Artist propaganda I’m not falling for (and you shouldn’t either):

ZELD!!! ZELD ZELD

healslut implies the existence of dps chastity and the long-rumored tank cuckold