When it doesn’t even matter because hockey is fun again.

Thank you Sabres.

if you have a Merrick garland SCOTUS mug please smash it over your skull and jab a sharp edge right into your

The “we don’t have the votes” excuse for refusing to force a vote on impeachment is conceding the point and saying even the opposition party doesn’t think this high crime merits removal from office. It’s not being politically astute and pragmatic, it’s self-defeating in its cowardice.

We’re gonna need to extract our money from their flesh.

The key to the Sabres winning game seven at home tonight will be the home fans in the arena loving and adoring them as much as possible.

I have been told that certain celebrity girlboss influencers have issued a social media fatwa on this column. Therefore, I’m sharing it again because I’m just that kind of contrary.

The dog that isn’t barking: the Sensible Moderates have been going all in for decades - win or go bust - on their ability to co-opt and channel reactionary racism, and they’ve hobbled and destroyed any attempt to do things differently. And now, it’s conclusively proven this was insane and disastrous

daaaamn london

just open contempt for the united states as a pluralist and secular democracy. and a reminder that the function of the fiction that the united states was founded as a fundamentalist christian nation is to establish a hierarchy of human worth with white christians at the top

Tim Burchett said straws are for women only, RFK Jr works out in jeans, J.D. Vance didn't know how to order donuts, and the president thinks you need to show photo ID to buy "groceries" which is an old-fashioned term only he rediscovered.

this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...

best trend of 2026. boo all these fuckers.

Once Frank dies, people are going to insist that you can't say bad things about him, which is why it's more important than ever that you say all the bad things about him right now. Time's running out!

if you need me I’ll be at the Ho Ass Diner

What? His approval is still at 37%? Who could have predicted this? 🤡 But people don't like his views on the economy, and the war is unpopular? I was told that this was all about the price of eggs? Gasoline? Inflation? It's almost like his popularity is driven by something else entirely! 🤔

Seems to me that this is a great time for all of the 'vote or die' white people to be at the forefront of fighting for voting rights. Perfect time not to fantasize about what you would have done during the mid-century Black freedom struggle but to enact a 21st century version of it. Let's stay tuned

when I say things like “this is downstream of Dems not believing in anything” people jump into my replies and say Dems believe in abortion, fighting racism, and LGBT rights, and the answer to that is: not according to the scoreboard

the way to understand their complaints about the party being too woke is that it’s a bunch of half-dead octogenarians who can’t live with the reality of their complete and utter failure as stewards of the state and so have instead decided to blame their own voting base. i can’t wait for them to die

Brianna Joy Gray has the distinction of getting fired twice from the same job posting. Her brain has been Internet mush for years now and is the patron saint and apex predator of performative mush brain politics. A wrecker of the highest order. Of course she’s Tucker/MTG > AOC. Naturally!

the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women

Gerontocracy is how I still occasionally see people talk about AOC being too "young" and "inexperienced" for a presidential run despite the fact that in 2028 she will be 39 and have spent a quarter of that life as a US congressional member sitting on 5 different oversight and finance committees.

It’s bad enough that we unknowingly subsidized his awful conduct across decades, but to do so now… you just can’t.

When hashtag-resistors ask "duh, what the Democrats are supposed to do, they're in minority?" They could just *not vote for Republican bills*. They could completely stop working with their "friends across the aisle," hamper and delay any legislation those fascist mf wants to shove thru.

I think this weather is going to Make me depressed

The notion that “Trump should spend the rest of his life behind bars” is genuinely quaint. Adorable even.

that's my fucking New Reconstruction President

“I don’t eat ice cream cones because they make me think about men sucking each other’s dicks.”

“But but but what about Bad Bunny?” “But but but what about Chappell Roan?” “But but but what about the Black underground antifascist death metal scene that’s existed in my town since…” “But but but what about _________ who you’ve never ever heard of?” Whatevs fam. This point still stands.

I honestly hope at least 90% of currently elected Democrats lose their jobs the next available chance in favor of people who actually believe power can be used to shape needed change for the people they're allegedly meant to represent. It's our only hope.

Construction of White House hospital for Trump raises new questions about Joe Biden's health.

Vincent van Gogh, Portrait of Joseph Roulin, Arles, early 1889 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135027

Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi, Jodie Whittaker and Ncuti Gatwa.

I will say, I feel like Greer's not being mean enough, so I'll say it clear: Jonathan Haidt is our generation's Fredric Wertham and he will go to the same part of hell when he dies.

my feeling about this is that Third Way is basically just three guys in an office and should be ignored

This is the most cursed image that I've ever seen.

This whole discourse is incredibly, deeply stupid. Having Haidt lecture the “cocooned and cozened” youth about “cocooned and cozened youth” instead of the grown ass adults who allegedly “cocooned and cozened” the youth seems super useless unless the whole point is to roast the youth to their face.

Ah yes a “moral victory” for the Democrats. At least the history books will show that they observed the Rule of Rules as they marched… wait… new information has come to light… history gets written… by the victors?!? Awww shucks!

there's something so gutting about how she got the world we all wanted so bad, the one we're fighting to create for the younger generation - an early transition supported by a loving family and circle of friends - and then got cut down anyway

Inflation is at a three-year high. Everything costs more — groceries, gas, healthcare, a plane ticket. The math is simple. Every American dollar spent overseas on war is a dollar that could’ve been spent here at home to pay for a dignified life. It's time we change the equation.

Darren Pang is timeless, and his voice along with celebration camera angles, totally triggers weed flashbacks to the EA Sports NHL game. I also enjoyed the play by play call from the other night on ESPN. Reminded me of Bob Cole, especially when he referred to “the gondola high above the ice…”

Exceptional caucus discipline from the Dems under Schumer. Inspiring.

Just deranged right wing karaoke, all the way

Holy shit. 3 goals in what… 20 seconds?!?