I have decided I will be married on the sea.

oh my god. he was the TRUE holden bloodfeast

things are going great

honest question is there actually a good reason PrEP needs a prescription or is it just institutionalized homophobia

first half of biscuits and gravy is unparalleled. second half the gravy starts to get a little cold and regret starts to settle in

I think this is good advice for everyone. at the very least have something so people can find you if your social media goes under or you get banned or somethin, can't leave everything up to these corporations. I'm working on mine now.

I am an honorable reply guy. I always pay due respect to the other funny reply guys.

this is now a sexy account *starts posting pictures of my bike every day*

so uh why do cars even have these fuckin monster hoods anyway. engine size? crumple zones? that can't be all if it right? the existence of vans seems to show that it is not necessary for a big car to look like that so what's the deal.

If I remember correctly, Hollingsworth voted for the cop contract of salary raises over more bonuses over even more retroactive raises, correct? Now she’s going to be concerned about means-tested vs universal kids meals? Oh now we can’t afford both that’s too expensive??

Note to self

yesterday I was staring forlornly into the fountain at cal anderson and someone walked past and said "you look so pretty!" and chat I nearly cried

I spend too much time in bars but god, some days I'm lookin so hot it would be a crime to go straight home

there are bag pipes ringing through Ballard right now.

I convinced Hades to let me bring McConnell back to the land of the living, got all the way to the entrance and then turned around to watch him vanish. Just to fuck with him.

terf is a slur dot com

unfortunately mitch mcconnel has been left in schrodingers box and dropped in the middle of the ocean. we may never have answers.

if you respect the bus then the bus will respect you. it's a mindset. what I'm saying is it's YOUR fault if the bus is running late.

I think I'm 75 percent done being sad about being rejected, finally I can get back to normal, being sad about all the other stuff

hmm so democrats need someone else to run in Maine at the last second because the primary is already over. I think I know someone perfect for the job.

Seattle renters keep getting the squeeze as hidden rental “junk fees” add to already high housing costs. Join us on July 8 as we stand in support of renter protections to curb junk fees and make Seattle more affordable.

since then I've asked two more cyclists and they've both turned down my wipes. first of all why is there an epidemic of chain slipping all of a sudden and second why are people now too good for baby wipes 😡

percentage of my free time I am at the lesbian bar: 100 percentage of that time spent flirting with beautiful women: 0

the one thing keeping me going right now is the tunes on new vegas radio

thank god for sepa. has been preventing the missing link for as long as ive lived in seattle. imagine the environmental havoc that would have been wrought. i probably wouldve left ages ago if it had occurred.

honest to god have thought about writing a will flow chart of sorts. "if killed while cycling, proceed with following instructions:"

reducing lanes on aurora would be cool and all but I think we should also start thinking vertically

oh god this gave me flash backs to a really sad / touching dream I had a while back

the answer to third places lie in the streets. should be enjoyable and easy to sit on your porch, let kids play in the street, etc. it's free to use, low cost to build/maintain, close to home, and simple to use for endless variety of activities. less parking, more space for people and trees

the Seattle dog is rightfully getting the attention it deserves but imagine for a moment, the next evolution of dog that would truly immortalized our city as one of the greats: THE SALMON DOG

my disdain for being in photos has come home to roost. how can I desperately re-download any dating apps now

Just going to my high school reunion to find a new roommate

explaining a burger to a cyclist: ok imagine the wheels are made of bread and stacked on top of one another-

as hard and slow going as it is, about the only thing in life I've purposefully pursued that's amounted to anything is transitioning.

OK no jokes, sorry to be depressed on main but really feeling like a hopeless case when it comes to romance. not only because I'm sad about this last rejection but also I've had basically zero success my entire life.

I have really been avoiding going back to dating apps for a while but where else is a detestable girl to turn

broke my transit rule, tried asking out someone more than 30 min away by bus. obviously that wasn't going to work. learn from my mistakes and only be attracted to people in your neighborhood or maybe council district.

word of advice, don't ask someone out early on a day that you're working. gotta do that shit closer to drink o clock.

Any mutuals over Ballard/Golden Gardens on the BGT who have an extra traffic cone or spray paint? Gonna FIFI this dangerous metal lip that a jogger ate it on this afternoon but meantime, needs flagging asap.

even if it was good policy, this shit is completely ancillary to the goal of actually limiting the power of big tech. Elon Musk has a trillion dollars and is trying to start a global race war, your response to that can’t be “kids should be on their phones less”

me: oh boy can't wait to start my new job as a postal carrier with the USPS socialist chapter lead: sorry but we don't talk to feds. you're barred from the org. me to my postal service police handler: damn they didn't buy it

checking the mail...and...? ok. you have my attention.

half of roku city has burnt down due to wild world cup celebrations

seeing a lot of onion posting today so

when you're mad at me this is who you're getting mad at

5 years and very little progress to show for it

national guard enbies, happy pride mr president ☺️

there is no hulsman bike lane nor does there seem to be any on the horizon. I've only done a real quick search but in the 2026 transportation levy plans, the only mention of Marine View Drive is to "begin planning" in a broad category that does not specifically include bike lanes.

From Reddit: pride train crushes Tesla with Virginia plates, lololol.

1985 heads be like where's the beef