Fellas, rape is when non-consensual sex happens. No further details, qualifiers, or explanation needed. This is not difficult.

I'd try it

Americans watching Hungary celebrate the absolute curbstomping of a dictator and the end of an era of oligarch butchery of democracy:

byeeeeeee www.vox.com/politics/485...

"these teens aren't having enough babies for us to throw into the wood chipper of progress damn it!"

Another shout out to Victor Glover as Artemis II's pilot. While coming back in for their re-entry, NASA mentioned repeatedly how clean and perfect their trajectory was.

What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

i'd suggest montgomery meigs, but ymmv

we actually should put something at that terrible roundabout but instead of the trump arch it should be a giant statue of sherman facing arlington house and the cemetery

Rapists shouldn’t run for office no matter what party they belong to

welcome to deals with donald trump you stupid motherfuckers

First coat of finish is always a gratifying moment in a project.

I fuckin LOVE She-Hulk

Tell John C. Pemberton's corpse the descendants of the 22nd Iowa send their regards. (Rest in piss you traitorous piece of shit.)

fab four! 🌟 moon joy. #Artemis

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Happy Appomattox Day to all who celebrate and I expect each and every one of you to celebrate.

KIRK: Scottie! Status! SCOTTIE: Oh sweet mary it just posted that student protestors are objectively fascist! KIRK: Oh dear GOD no. SCOTTIE: The servers, captain! They cannae take it! It’s too much discourse, sir! It’s too much! SPOCK: Captain, the only logical course is total self-destruction.

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

This martial arts move is so deadly it's illegal for me to show it to you.

“You Americans don’t—“ “Actually, here is a list of ways everyone I know is fighting back.” “I don’t mean YOU, I just mean…” (gesturing vaguely with a veneer of contempt) “You.”

when you're not a morning person but you get a morning person job, everyone tells you you'll get used to waking up early but i'm here to tell you that's a fat fucking lie

I am also horny for Trump to lose, but not horny for America to Decline, which is the biggest superpower one can have in this age.

Loser shit, I’m sure the artist thinks himself such a smart little boy. Like the dregs of Bsky would rather pats themselves on the back about how clever they are for knowing better than to ever aspire for anything.

we are ten fucking years into this shit and the only political theory that has ever mattered that entire time is "orange man bad"

In 2024, we watched news media lead a concerted and sustained effort to end Bidens presidency *and it worked.* If they wanted to, Donald Trumps fitness for office and mental state could be all they talk about going forward. They arent doing so bc they dont see anything theyre interested in changing.

This was not an exaggeration.

*guy who told people not to vote for Democrats voice* why aren't the Democrats doing anything? don't they have the power to stop this?

I’d eat both.

The man who has used anti-LGBTQ slurs in the very recent past is not in fact as pro trans as the woman who took Trump to court over trans rights.

It’s not comforting, but it is somewhat reassuring to know that attacking Iran is going exactly like how everyone who had thought about it for more than five minutes said it would go. It’s good to reaffirm that the world works the way you think it does, even when he outcome is a disaster.

Watching the Artemis II launch my very first thought was "I didn't know how much I missed my country doing things I could be unironically proud of."

Trump : i want them all dead, the women and children too, i want their bones vaporized and their houses of worship burned, and i will piss on their unmarked graves Press : any comment Mike Johnson : well I think the phrasing was inartful

Dolly is a national treasure.

Artemis II today.

"Killing a local elected official over zoning is reasonable" is just as bad as the President threatening genocide over a shipping lane. You are the same.

There’s a whole group of people who think they want a violent revolution, correctly don’t want to do any of the things that would be involved in that, so instead take perverse pleasure in individual violent acts as if they are part of that non-existent revolutionary movement

Watched Project Hail Mary last night. What a wonderful reminder in this dark time that humans can do great and wonderful things and also be incredibly selfish, and it all comes down to choices. Choose well.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

bot accounts begging for money fuck OFF.

We went to the aquarium when ours was ~3 and he picked out an axolotl plush. Promptly left it on the floor at the restaurant we ate dinner at that night. I had to drive back there to get it before he’d go to sleep. “I NEED MY AXOLOTL!!!!“ at full volume. repeated.

parenthood will have you seriously considering driving 200 miles at bedtime to retrieve a single stuffed raccoon your daughter forgot at grandma’s house

Finally looking like a subwoofer. Had to do some surgery, the data sheet lied to me regarding the depth of the driver.

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

Hi 👋🏼 Feminist public health professor and elected union here running to unseat Susan Collins in the U.S. Senate. I’m also the one who chalked in front of her house in 2022. Andreaformaine.com

The fact that Platner decided to run for Senate *with the Nazi tattoo still on his chest* by itself shows a totally disqualifying level of dipshittery and carelessness