In this particular fucked up war movie I play the vampire that hunts soldiers from both sides...

They don't want rice, they want to endlessly critique rice

Why does he look like Leslie Nielsen playing Donald Trump?

Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.

Nothing gets me more motivated then a lecture on hard work from people who poast for a living.

From: [email protected] Sent: 2/16/26 5:09 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: 2028 Don't you fucking dare.

how we got here

so wait el paso airspace got shut down in a turf war over DOD letting the worst racists in the government drunk drive a laser cannon

je suis H christ

The pandemic was the tutorial level for fascism.

That crypt ain't gonna keep itself...

Pull out of Minnesota, fire some guys, string together three slow news weeks, get Donald tuned up on benzos and mumbling West Wing quotes off the teleprompter at SotU and this all goes down the memory hole faster than New Coke. Trump 1 admin was disciplined enough to do that, but Trump 2 may not be.

Trump will be praised as a hero for fixing the problem he created.

think we might need to start calling them Kavanaugh murders.

They're doing boat murders inside the US now...

Sephiroth buying SPY puts...

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I have recieved a picture of the elite team and their CIA handler. The U.S. government has since lost contact with them after they were sent on an unrelated rescue mission.

Of course he's THAT kind of WW II history nerd. Of course...

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor...."

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

Donald Trump needs to focus less on sacrificing enough children to open a portal to the domain of Baal, and more on the rising cost of health insurance premiums

Cartoon by Lalo Alcaraz | Andrews McMeel

Best one yet. 🤣

Many such cases.

The rabid feral animals in question:

On a long enough timeline we all sign with the Dodgers

Nobel Please Prize

Melania not having fun in the gold mine right now...

Critical support to NATO in its struggle against NATO imperialism. No blood for a base we already have.

Did that tomato die of dysentery?

Not totally implausible.

The real Ram Ranch

Embolism tonight? Embolism tonight, Queen?