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I hope Nintendo sues Sam Altman. Personally.

I'm definitely looking forward to Saros. But I'd be lying if I said that Returnal wasn't one of those games for me where I love the aesthetics and design, but don't so much enjoy actually having to play it.

I haven't owned an Xbox since the 360 generation, and you know... I've never felt more justified in that decision than today when Microsoft jacked up the Game Pass Ultimate price a full 50%. The 360 was an amazing console, though. The software lineup back then was unrivaled.

I really really want the Mario Galaxy bundle, but I can't stop playing Hades II.

Thankful every day that I am not a gacha fan.

Going to have to start referring to the White House as the outhouse because of how full of shit it is.

Absolutely breathtaking framing by AP. Jesus fucking fuck. Can't count on the press for anything.

Amazon, please, I am begging you... Change the Add to Cart button color back to normal. That orange is fuckin' 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴.

🎶 I don't care fuck the government do-do-do 🎶

Far enough in Hades II that I can now complete every run unless I make some catastrophic error.

The Republican party to me is a band of worthless oafs who do not want to govern. They're about theatrics and blaming the other guy, but never about pushing policy intended to help anyone but themselves and their donors.

So a government shutdown means ICE doesn't get paid?

Amazon changed the color of the "Add to cart" button to a deep orange. They're so cooked.

Not planning to buy Ghost of Yotei, and I'm thinking about maybe skipping Pokemon, too. I dunno. I'm just starting to be a little more discerning about what I play. I enjoyed Ghost of Tsushima, but I'm not really in a mood for another open world samurai game after 80 hours of AC Shadows.

Can't wait to climb into bed and read for three hours tonight. It was a fuckin' DAY.

James Comey is 100% a piece of shit, but this is also 100% political retribution. Which is a thing dictators love to do.

Nadia figure by fuckin' ALTER. Y U DO DIS 2 ME? Orange man plz hurry and expire so we can import anime tiddy again.

Voting was cool while it lasted. We'll probably never get to do that again.

I've been passing on these Desktop Real McCoy figures, but I really like this one. Along with the original Toriyama illustration it's based on.

Is this why the US is bailing out Argentina? I mean, it's not the worst reason... Better than the *actual* reason...

#KnightsofGuinevere I told you

Finished Silksong yesterday. Act 3, true ending, all that. I have to admit it was a great game, even if more than a couple of those bosses were absolutely infuriating bullshit. Just in time for Hades II 🙌

Oh fuckin' shit new fuckin' Digimon next week too fuck fuck fuck

Gonna finish reading Fist of the North Star tonight, now that the final volume just came out. This is absolutely like the second gayest manga that I've ever read, behind Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

You can't make this shit up, man. 😭

So, uh....... anyone get raptured? Don't say anything if you did.

I'm not going to the theater to watch a longer Mandalorian episode. lol.

I try to avoid talking to my mom about politics of any kind, but man... I was talking to her about the Tylenol / autism nonsense and she somehow ends up screeching about Charlie Kirk. Like, bitch... don't pretend to care. You didn't know who this mf was before he had his neck blown out.

The art direction for Hotel Barcelona is insanely good. But I just do not have faith that this is going to be a good game.

Don't believe anything a conservative tells you, ever.

RFK Jr's source for everything: Just trust me bro

What are the odds Donald Trump already tried to fuck Kirk's widow?

Seems to be an awful lot of people condemning "incitement of violence" speech after they tied themselves in knots trying not to convict Donald Trump of exactly that.

Lexapro working goOoOoOoOod today. I dont gaf about nothin'.

Knights of Guinevere pilot was 🔥 I watched it in bed at like 4am... as God intended.

Not a huge JJK fan, but this Mahoraga figure goes hard. Probably the best figure of him so far.

3 DAYS UNTIL KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE

Alien Earth is so good. The only thing that throws me off is how they suddenly jump to a modern song for the credits. It feels so out of place for Alien.

I promise, I will never play a Trails game.

AmiAmi won't let me order anything. Not even stuff to add to my current orders in stasis. I live in a third-world shit hole. Thanks orange turd diaper man.

Still kind of in awe by just how many games Nintendo announced the other day.

Happy that I didn't impulse buy the new Donkey Kong Bananza DLC. A roguelike mode is absolutely a thing I do not want.

Maybe the country can try to be a little less insane this week. Here's hoping.

I think the big lesson people should be taking away from the last few days is not so much to censor yourself... just make sure you post any potentially controversial takes on your anon XxDaNkNuTs69420xX alt account.

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

Excited to play the Mario Galaxy games, finally. I never played the originals as I never owned any of the Wii consoles.

So many games coming out all of a sudden. Might skip Ghost of Yotei. Not really in a mood for an open world game right now and I don't like that Sucker Punch fired that nice lady.

I haven't seen America go this insane since 9/11.

My mom is so angry about the Kirk shooting and I swear she had no idea who he was two days ago.