it's simply not healthy to look directly at the rays. that's not a "blue sky" that's Cherenkov glow. some tweets should have "DROP AND RUN" engraved on them.

you are not the mayor you're Sneezy polecat

for my friends everything, for my enemies the lorax

finally got around to hyperion by Dan simmons

adobe's "photoshop" must apologize after posting photos of me at a party where I did not attend fiskars "scissors" are in a timeout after posting a collage of my torso attached to various thoroughbreds cut out of horse magazines, who just had their birthday

old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing

when marshall mcluhan gets asked 'hard or soft' at the airport massage chair does he say medium

elon brockovich

confident in my ability to properly legal, I tell the judge to read my signature. I see the smile on his/her face and smile back. it is unsettling when a judge is nice, I realize. the order to show cause passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly.

Going with Occam's razor here: I think they are just dipshits

let them eat cake DONT let them eat cake

oh no

I faid what I faid.

hate going to the cryopractor for suspended animation and instead it's some guy who cracks your knuckles for you

I haven't even begun to peak

Holy shit. Read the footnotes. This one, from Jackson, is jaw-dropping. The Dual State was published in 1941. Fraenkel was writing about Nazi Germany.

Here's a longer video of Brad Lander's detention just now inside 26 Federal Plaza as he tried to walk a man out of immigration court, by masked federal agents.

Or, as the Car Talk guys so aptly put it, “unencumbered by the thought process”

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon