Watching an *incredible* badger acrobatic troupe.

This makes SO much sense if you’ve watched the show

Love the way they've illustrated this article with a photo of Sting looking like he's sending a broadcast to all puny earthlings warning them of the imminent destruction of their planet by his forces arriving from Space Sector Sigma 12.

'they can't STILL be making Beadle's About, surely'

@seanphillips.bsky.social @okcomics.bsky.social The latest parcel arrives from Leeds, looking forward to more perfect storytelling....

Hey, hot dogs! I have some news...

Been drawing

Yes! Bring it on!!! www.lightningmaps.org

Hmmm. A cloud now luke I am. Yes, hrrmmm.

Important in this heatwave weather to check in on your elderly neighbours as they always have ice-cream & cake

Tuesday

60% of the time,

Was going to say it's unfair to expect me to have to go to work tomorrow when the weather is like this, but I think I can broaden that statement to say I think it's unfair that I should have to go to work, at all.

Enjoying the bank holiday chorus of a bellend doing some chainsawing on one side and another tit doing simultaneous lawnmowing and leafblowing. #bankholidaybells

I’d forgotten this magnificent story about Roger Moore (which Facebook just reminded me of) so I’m reposting it here for the clicks

Toyah asked them to?

Percy has conked out...

Just saw some wee bams give another wee bam an absolute doing in Queen Street Station before they were chased off by the staff, but the guy on the piano kept playing ragtime tunes the whole time so it gave the entire affair a jaunty silent movie ambiance

Can't fool me, that's Francis Bourgeois.

Here's a free version of the same article gcaptain.com/drowning/

I'm hiding inside listening to reggae, that's ok isn't it?

“A Reform UK councillor who vowed to try and address anti-social behaviour and "people feeling unsafe" during her campaign was convicted of assault four months before the local elections.”

Counterpoint: I insist he can't.

New Morrissey lyric just dropped

Great thread with loads of candid behind the scenes photos I’ve never seen before.

HEAD OF TEETH

RIP Jon Pertwee, who died 30 years ago today.

If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be?

It's amazing to think George Burns is still alive and performing at a hundred and thirty years old this year! The man is incredible!

A sign of ageing that when you get home and told you had a parcel delivered it turns out to be an #nhs bowel cancer screening kit rather than a load of books or films. Oh well, it was free I guess. #livingmybestlife

Kudos to whoever made this.

DoGE "accidentally" cancelled Ebola protection whilst raiding voter data.

Reform are on C4 News and seem to have sent, in lieu of a spokesperson, a bottle of 19 Crimes wine

decent banter

"Which show will Romesh host next" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

On May 18, 1980, Richard Lasher got up early to get some photos at Spirit Lake. Instead, he was forced to stop because of the massive, explosive Mount St. Helens eruption and captured this photo with his own red Ford Pinto on the road. 🧪⚒️ #OTD www.hemmings.com/stories/mt-s...

It's an English summer now, so cool, so grey. Yet I think of my revenge and hurricanes.

Monday

The kids are alright. Quite on top of everything else, what kind of bozo makes a graduation speech that isn't actually about the graduates?

We’ve been training for this moment since we were kids! Next up: spontaneous human combustion.

99% of Pong Pings look like Mick Hucknall @asjmorris.bsky.social

The government isn't forcing churches and community centres and town halls across the country to fly the Ukrainian flag. People are doing it themselves because we see a battle and we know which side we are on. There are lots of ways in which Reform is wildly out of touch with Britain.

Middle of Lidl Björk there #Eurovision