Tonight's ramble...

Well, good morning, everybody – and happy sixth anniversary of this tweet to all who celebrate

There's a new issue in the shops (Viz 355). Sorry no refunds.

Seems worth stating & restating that the by-election in Kent (Green win, +26%) took place because the sitting Reform councillor was sent to prison for coercive control.

Never forget

Please check out Brian & Roger because it's absolutely fucking brilliant... www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...

Steven Seagal is 75. Here’s my favourite story about the great man c/o @willharrisinva.bsky.social & Tom Arnold: open.substack.com/pub/willharr...

@itsjoels.bsky.social This your latest masterwork??

Thought was a great listen. Obviously a guest with a really interesting career, but fab questions too.

Yeah? Not as much as I do, chum.

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Big fan of the name this beauty salon in Liverpool

The Toe Cock Twins.

THE FATE OF WESTLIFE from my Patreon where I get up to all sorts of fun. Come on! Raise me up! Help me fly without wings! It’s just a pound a month! Patreon.com/frasergeesin

I’ve just doubled the value of my car. I filled the petrol tank up. A lovely bit of banter you can use during Trump’s war and the petrol crisis.

Hear me out. Married at first sight, except it’s Going to the pub at first sight.

Today's ramblings...

A clip that makes my stomach drop to my bum every time I see it: everyman daredevil John Noakes climbs to the top of Nelson's Column in a 1977 BLUE PETER episode. File under 'health and safety gone mad!'. Pity the poor cameramen too...

Send help #londonishell

Latest sightings down the allotments...

Raiders was set in 1936 and released in 1981: a 45-year difference. 2026 is 45 years after 1981. Therefore, a Raiders-esque movie made today could be cheerfully set when Reagan/Thatcher were fresh in power AND you could have your hero/heroine run past a cinema showing Raiders.

‘Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell’

Brian Cant Turn You Loose: an electrifying album of sweaty soul and blues covers recorded live at the Marquee in 1971.

North Bedfordshire. Not as flat as some think.

Easter family trip to the Tate

Happy Easter everyone, he has risen! please enjoy your moveable feast responsibly!

'Hammersmith Bridge at Sunset' by Tushar Sabale tusharsabale.com

Staying with my parents, latest from the allotments in their village...

Trudging slowly over wet sand Back to the bench where your jackboots were stolen

Was out for a stroll last night when I was greeted by this noble beast. They came to inspect me, looked me up and down, I was clearly found wanting, was they turned and sashayed off. @visionsofjojo.bsky.social @vimtotime.bsky.social

Dom Jolly secretly boarded the Artemis II and will announce himself by saying “tickets please” as he walks down the cabin dressed as a ticket inspector.

iconic photograph of Paul Newman at his home in Connecticut, taken by Eva Sereny c. 1981

Spent a lot of time in the countryside, think I've found my perfect place to enjoy the calm.

This BBC News Online piece will be the most effective publicity my new documentary about Flight into Danger gets. So if you have enjoyed the programme, think you may enjoy it, or are just a kind soul, if you could please share this anywhere you think it may be worth sharing, I'd be very grateful!

may you live in interesting times

I’ll need to run my finger down your policies but it’s safe to assume you have my vote sir

Remember he died for our sins

It was originally a comment on an article but got nuked when the site broke their comments system, no respect for cultural heritage

I have a song about this!

CHESTER JAWS #FacebookNews

Where were you when you discovered Sexy Beadle?

*long hard look to camera*

Found a new insult

AI has a way to go yet