Excellent stuff...

“Get your crown on, you’re nicked”

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

And a very happy 66th birthday to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Pizza Express meal?"

Finally, some good news.

any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.

I had no idea about Edward Woodward's alternative career as a crooner. One day you're getting burnt alive in a giant wicker man, next you're being asked to put a bit more emotion into the second verse of 'I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now'.

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

Least surprising headline of the year... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ash Wednesday

Good morning to whoever came up with butt lift crackdown

The joy of half-term means kids rammed onto rush hour trains. Always great to hear how badly some little cherubs talk back to their knackered parents. Lovely stuff.

'Come gentle spring, come at winter's end.' Released 40 years ago today.

Really enjoying this, file under 'focussed pod' in that the presenters actually stick to the topic in hand, which I know not everyone wants, but I'm in my 50s, life is short, I have a finite appetite for waffling banter.

Thought this was great, essential viewing especially if you think this country was much better in the past....

Nigel Farage unveils Reform’s shadow cabinet, featuring Dave Britain, Wayne Sausageroll, Tommy Flaggs, and Barry3355222654hdjwew

Happy Pancake Day to all who celebrate!

Well you know what day it is! m.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9J...

Let's mash up some daytime television with 90s hip hop! It's Homes Under The Hammer Time.

Don't want to boast, but pretty sure I've just made the perfect cup of tea, and then, the sun came out after a rain shower, which is basically the universe saying, yes, you HAVE made the perfect cup of tea.

Oh, and it’s also the 50th anniversary of the disappearance of this chap, so: happy vanishing Bum Farto day to all who celebrate

Someone post that John Peel pic, I can’t be bothered.

My mum lost her wedding ring about 20 years into marriage. She looked everywhere but eventually gave up & claimed for it on the home insurance. 10 years later, she found it the driver's cabin of a tiny toy train that belonged to my brother. My brother denies any involvement.

Sunken Bannatyne

This image of an Amazon van abandoned in the Thames Estuary faintly evokes an impressionist painting. I am so moved.

‘Did you know Samantha Janus has changed her name? It’s true, she’s now Samantha Jarsehole.’

In four weeks time it will be Mothering Sunday. It can be hard if she's no longer around. As usual I will read out the names of our Remembered Mums. This year, instead of reading the names in church I'll be sounding them out from the balcony of THIS, the grand old Ashton Memorial in Lancaster. [1/2]

Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:

I could fix her, but she's already perfect.

The men’s figure skating was primarily a museum of Jan Leeming’s hairdos

My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social

If you haven’t seen him with Basil Brush… www.youtube.com/watch?v=65sc...

Lest we forget to have a shit

I'm going to name our next cat after this carpet sample...

I've been out in the sun! It was fucking great! #sun #great

Make me moan … Standard membership: Light grumbling about the price of mince, the boiler breaking down and the weather. Premium membership: General whinging on about Tr”mp, Reform and my lack of work. Please Like and Subscribe!

You've waited long enough for us to visit Stevenage, and it didn't disappoint. This is the bizarre, twisting, and deeply ironic true story of Britain's first New Town. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Ay...

Finally United have a worse right winger than Gabriel Obertan

Isn’t that Nadine from Twin Peaks?

how bad do you have to fuck up to allow an exploit in fucking NOTEPAD

Jim Ratcliffe is a prick. I always thought he was. He has done nothing to suggest that he is not a prick. I loathe Jim Ratcliffe and as a result I find it very hard to get behind his cycling team. He was a prick before he got into cycling. He’s always been a prick. I hope that clears things up.

Thursday

New Manchester United away kit just dropped.