2025's final video is now available for all. God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gujz...

Eyvind Earle : A Winter Scene, 1968 Serigraph 16 × 20 in. | 40.6 × 50.8 cm.

Charles & Eddie #totp

Yay!! Got to our holiday accommodation. Air BnB described it as 'a rural idyll where you can enjoy easy access to the countryside at all times'. Only £400 a night!

Been out to pay a seasonal visit to my favourite tree and the ruined medieval chapel in the woods. Sadly, no magical or ghostly happenings to report.

It’s Festivus. Let the airing of grievances commence.

If Christmas is hard or shit or you are struggling a bit, and you think I can help with some nice words or stupid jokes or trivia about pop music, please pop me a DM. I have been in some of the shittiest places at Christmas and if I ca empathise/help/distract/entertain, I will. PEOPLE LOVE YOU.

Roses are red Spreading cheer is her motto

What did Alan Rickman have against Christmas?

This is lovely.

My work colleague asked me to text her when the Christmas meat hampers arrived at work. Turns out I took her number down wrong and I have sent a really ominous text to a stranger

As a tribute I'll be cracking an egg into my bath tonight.

RIP Chris

1964: A CURIOUS CASE OF BLACK MAGIC IN NORFOLK is a brilliant wee slice of folk horror.

I'm off to the woods, does anybody want anything?

The most powerful bauble on the tree...

The snow penis wishes you a good Christmas week.

If John Hamm formed a string ensemble he could call them John Hamm's Strings. #thoughtfortheday

Half Ma’am Half Brisket

Was getting worried they'd forgotten me but no, the postie just dropped this off. Thanks guys. #tontyblair

It's important to uphold family traditions at Christmas, so I'm very happy to report the festive woodcock has been switched on. #woodcock

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

Wrote about the time I watched Stand by Me with Rob Reiner for The Guardian www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...

Merry Vapemas.

The Crisps I Ate To Reduce The Palpitations Brought On By The Quality Street Have Given Me Reflux: A Memoir

I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.

Fine, but what about the 12p turkey, 8p sausages and 3p bottle of champagne?

Really enjoyed this. The comments around the 80s Minder and Woolies adverts point out that Xmas memories you have can come from seemingly random and disparate places - Midnight mass and The Ghosts of Motley Hall can have equal billing.

What goes around comes around.

I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”

OUT OF OFFICE CHRISTMAS MESSAGE: I am away from my desk until the whole ghastly business is over. If your call is urgent, please be consoled by knowing that it will soon be irrelevant.

Dec 19th 1959 - Private Detective Milton Arbogast investigated the Bates motel. 📽️📅 Psycho (1960)

He saw the light.

Telling a bloke that his flat cap is blocking the screen whilst watching the Peaky Blinders film is going to be the most depressing moment in my life.

Also parents of disabled children barely can survive on carer's allowance...and Tice reckons we are all on the make...Dubai-dwelllingTwat.

I mean, I did attempt a coup, and to change the rules to make me president for life. However, following that failure, I am utterly delighted that Janet will be the next President of @humanists.uk. Ironically, she is a goddess.

"Of course I've had to replace the bulbs when they went... and the plug, obviously. And the cable too." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I've been watching these guys drilling very deep holes next to the Thames and disappointed no Quatermass-style devils/evil spirits/aliens have emerged from the mud. Come on, get on with it!

🎬 F I L M P I T C H 🎬 A cyborg from the future is sent back in time armed with games to entertain schoolchildren on the last day of school in… The EndOfTerminator

Vladimir Putin Poses Nude To Show How Diverse Bodies Really Are 22nd Jan 2016 🔁 9 🩶 9 [url]

Last day in the office, come on, you can do this!* *You can't do this.

Still working on this important technology. Tell your friends @sextipsbot.bsky.social will launch SOON.

We call her Sharon Harkonnen in our house. It's not going on my watchlist.

Mary Tamm

I cannot believe the framing of this guy. It’s the opposite of the “you shag one sheep” joke. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Good, now keep going.

To this day the music of Five Star is STILL regulated by Ofstedman

The Royal Exchange looking fine tonight...

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