posting this so it doesn’t get lost in my camera roll

I just can't imagine bitching about every. single. video. games. every. single. day. Finding something to whine about constantly. Pathetic way to live your life.

So this is coming up and it would be great if people could get behind it! comedy.army

trumps administration is whining and begging everyone to stop comparing ICE to the gestapo meanwhile they act just like the gestapo and use social media to post aesthetic videos making fun of and demonizing immigrants

الله أكبر

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

i still haven’t moved past how insane this line is. full brandon mode on display

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

we're smoking tylenol. i injected myself with 80 gallons of horse vaccine and it turned me into a telekinetic mutant with unfathomable psychic potential. if that pussy isn't autistic, i don't want it. this shit ain't nothing to me man

Shana Tova to everyone celebrating Rosh Hashanah here in the Ninth District and across the world! My wishes are with all of you for a wonderful holiday. May we all enjoy the fruits of a happy and sweet New Year! 🍎🍯

we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels

just realized the right-wing freaks set their "rapture" date to coincide with Rosh Hashanah; christofascists really can't leave anything Jewish alone, can they. In complete keeping with their intersection with Zionism

I actually already got raptured up to heaven last year so they gave me an exemption

oh fuck holy shit?

Westerners only believe in one so called God and that’s power. Whether they say they are a Christian or a Jew is irrelevant. Most western people have never even read or done any critical thinking into their own religion and eat the cud that’s spewed out from the wolves of the frock.

i also hate my opponents

My mother was Jewish and my father was the pig beast Ganon

I'm having an Irish funeral. There will be food, drink, music, laughter and lies. If any one of you sells a single bit of merch I will haunt you. We aren't classless jackasses.

everyone in charge of everything is stupid now because there is no meritocracy just endless loyalty tests if you can willfully believe the most insane bullshit you’re in the club. there’s no deep state. they’re all just really that stupid.

i dont fucking care about GDP dawg

if only ezra klein were a disney adult

I wish I was a little kid again I bet my dads attack patterns would be really predictable after playing elden ring

We really can’t understate the psychic toll of knowing that the United States government is trying to kill as many people as possible

Locking in because I'm not 1600 yet >:(

that’s called hypothetical reasoning. it’s literally impossible to reason about what is the case without reasoning about what is not the case as if it were the case. vulgar positivism is a religion whose creed is that it’s not a religion. y’all are culturally christian thomists with calvinist flavor

feel good unc

we have to abolish ICE

Media execs have fallen prey to a propaganda and harassment campaign that has completely divorced them from what people actually want right now. Both their insular information environments (group chats, podcasts) and ambient noise (Twitter reactionaries) have put them in a very stupid bubble.

Crazy how all these “lifelong democrats” popping up happen to follow Curtis Yarvin

when god said "Emma™ i am not kidding when i say this, u da fucking goat. that's on dog. fr fr.", i felt that. kinda

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

Would you guys still respect me if I didn’t sit in a throne of skulls

Is it just me or have Leftists been getting proven to have sound judgment a lot lately? Seems like every day something new comes out that proves leftists assessment of the situation was right from the start

Hey, Americans. You’ve been propagandized on levels you’re just starting to grasp. America’s history, mission, and what it represents is a lie. It is not freedom. It is not truth. It is enslavement, destruction, submission. Why do I know this? ‘Cause I’m Native. Some unprogramming advice: (1/3)

I hate telling this story, but when tear gas is in the news... telling always feels importantm Tear gas is an abortifacient. When I was tear gassed, we were trying for a baby. The following day, I bled in a way I never have before. Like no period of my life before or since. Horror movie stuff.

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

my wife finishes buckling my tear gas bandolier and kisses me sadly on the cheek. I hug my children. They don't know if I'll even be coming back to read them a bedtime story on any given day. It's the danger inherent to my job: finding the smallest woman I can and hurling her across a paved road

Right-wingers are calling for my arrest. You know why? Because they know I’m the only candidate in my race who will actually stand up to ICE and Trump. And they’re right.

It’s been so fun being on ‘the left’ with you guys. Would you sign my yearbook?

When you meet someone who wants you to be institutionalized, prosecuted, or killed, you should be asking yourself: what do I have in common with this person? Tomorrow from Ezra Klein

Sen. Maria Cantwell, Ranking Member of the Senate Commerce Committee, which oversees the FCC: "Chairman Brendan Carr does not have the authority to police speech that he or the President don't personally like. Especially when there is a pending merger with the affected parties in front of the FCC."

Overcrowded cells. Unsanitary conditions. Limited access to food and water. These are the conditions that ICE has created at 26 Federal Plaza, which eleven elected officials sought to expose. Instead, they were arrested. They must be released right now — and inspectors let in.

Update - I want you all to know, this is a significant sacrifice for my wife, who said, and I am quoting this verbatim, “now I can’t watch my international soccer matches on the shittiest fucking app ever made, that’s the whole reason we had that stupid fucking ESPN bundle”

"first they came" poem was written by a person who hated communists and jews it's not just that he said nothing because he was not a communist or jewish a lot of the people the fascists will come for today hate palestinians and trans people. it wont matter