Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

That'll take care of South Alabama.

In hindsight, I could've made a TERF/turf pun and been more football adjacent. Go Sharks. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @protecttranskids.university

Trans-kid dad here. I can confirm they are every bit as filthy, surly, dramatic, moody, and irresponsible as their cisgender counterparts. I love them so much. Protect them at all costs. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

You should have to show you have at least 100 hours in Kerbal Space Program in order to get press credentials for the Artemis press conferences.

WELL SHE WANTS TO BE THE QUEEN

Learning Japanese be like "draw the rest of the fucking owl."

Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

Cool. Mail order pharmacy shipped my ADHD meds on 1/5 and I just received the package today only to find that it had been tampered with and my meds were gone. On the plus side, I did get to file a complaint with the most feared law enforcement agency in the country: the US Postal Inspection Service

Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.

At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social

DOINK!

I’m a first grade teacher from #Pennsylvania challenging my firsties to read as much as they can from now until the Super Bowl. I would love to award them these at the end. Please help to #clearthelist If you 👀 this please repost www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... @marawilson.bsky.social

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

THIRTEEN WINDIANA

I AM GODS BELOVED

I was a thought, a dream, a fish, a wing And then I was a human being

All I really want out of politics is a Democratic Party with the same energy as Stevie Nicks singing Silver Springs live in 1997 obliterating Lindsey Buckingham's soul.

Greetings from Club Serotonin.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Teaching kids counting and left from right with the Cha Cha Slide seems better than what I did in school, which was to learn a lot about livin' and a little 'bout love while doing the electric slide.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Hiring Pat Fitzgerald

Lord, I am tryin'. Pat Fitz isn't the worst of MSU's sins, but it sure demonstrates that they've learned precisely nothing over the last decade. What a bunch of fucking clowns. I hate that place that I used to love so much.

November Maryland makes the Spartans look halfway competent. As an MSU/PSU alum, I deserve this. Just let me enjoy fake good football in peace.

Tried to make the butter braised mashed potatoes today but I let off field distractions get in the way of execution, now I'm scraping burnt potatoes out of my Dutch oven. Sometimes you take a chance and it doesn't work out, but all credit to the laws of thermodynamics today, they really played hard.

The very existence of billionaires is a policy failure. Seeking and retaining that kind of wealth is not about material prosperity, it's about power and control and it should be treated as the threat to democracy and national sovereignty that it is.

I think it’s time to resurrect my old pinned tweet: It’s very hard to parent in a declining democracy.

Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/

New feature article from TNJ (nation's best student magazine): Inside Yale’s Quiet Reckoning with AI thenewjournalatyale.com/2025/10/insi...

Megan Aldrich, 33, was shocked to discover that, despite a long history of debunked headlines, Snopes-worthy urban legends and baseless moral panics, confirmation bias is still alive and well in people who really should know better.

this is a bop

A Lockheed Martin pride sock stomping on a Republican face. Forever.

There are more of us than there are of them.

Not the most important win of the night, but my school district's bond millage passed as well. 🙌

Stupid fucking game.

guys it's not even hard, c'mon

@kellymhannon.bsky.social Amy and I are at the annual leadership conference for MASB and she just pulled out her purse candy during our delegate assembly. Thought you should know. 🍬

Three years after my husband died, I’m still trying to prove our life together was worth losing his family. What I live with isn’t forgetting — it’s the blurring of memory. On the third anniversary, I wrote about grief, memory, and continuing without answers. www.dataandpolitics.net/the-blurring/

I'm in @opinion.bloomberg.com today talking about three "partial truths" in the US economic narrative. "Partial truths" are not myths--they have more than a kernel of fact behind them--but they demand caution, asterisks, and grains of salt. www.bloomberg.com/op... 1/9

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Charlotte (City in Michigan) that's pronounced shar-LOT instead of SHAR-lit.

a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement