The ideal movie, I think, would be a STAR WARS style opening crawl that relates the entire film and then scrolls seamlessly into the end credits

Alan Davis didn't do a lot of Batman... But he still managed to draw one of the best Batman pages

“Damn.” - Keanu the Hedgehog, 2005

Finally, a great looking Marvel Legends scale figure of Spider-Man’s best friend Morrigan

damn can you imagine if the qigong side won. america would've long ago been crushed and/or rendered harmonious and tranquil by the PLA's powerful qi weapons

'testosterone and the bible are the new punk rock' kinda shit your youth pastor tells you while sitting backwards on a folding chair two weeks before getting shuffled off to another ministry because a 16 year old girl tempted him into the sin of lust

[me watching my bank account get lower as i continue to buy little tchotchkes]: “oh no, without an infusion of hundreds of billions from investors i shall go bankrupt”

It’s time for the British people to accept that all their attempts at self-government in the past 1600 years have failed, and resubmit to Roman rule

Little Qubeley

Marvel presents: Literally the premise of Kamen Rider

“So, ehhh… How long you been a big dumb bug guy?”

Everyone’s buzzing about two Doctors Who, but they’re forgetting about Jim Broadbent’s 53-second turn as the Timelord in a charity skit from 27 years ago

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

Just hit a crazy YouTube homepage pull to start my day.

Might be the greatest four panels in comic history

Cheerwine makes you better at hockey

didnt watch the direct i went outside and watched the sun rise and took in the beauty of our real world i felt the wind in my moustache and heard the birds chirping and then i put the birds in robots and made them throw rocks at knuckles

SECRET JAY-Z LINE: bong so tall you hit it from the balcony *small pause* falconry

Gungan clickbait type of post

The Timeline during a video game conference

Just thinking about the only good bit in the first half of IDW

You can just block 😉

Sorry Toronto but we already know what a California cheeseburger is

Insanely sick panel of Shockblast hitting the Gunbuster pose on an evil spacetruck

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

they sell you these phones with promises of no more apps and subscriptions but then you still have to pay to replace the candy inside

Ok, the mundane reason is that you're in a public place with a lot of people around and henshin poses can hurt someone unawares. The correct answer of course is "It must be a Golgom plot."

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 15,1964

me when im dr gero

Every time someone states what ought to be, people rush to the mentions to explain that it won't happen, and now I am talking to those people, and I want to be very clear: YOU are the reason it won't happen. Every time you say that you are taking energy away from "should" and reinforcing "is."

before and after smoking a big explosive cartoon cigar

Notice to All: Watch “Female Prison Number 701 Scorpion” :Meiko Kaji coolest person of all time

A bit of cheerleading for you: Even some gerrymandered seats are not 100% certain to go the way the GOP wants in a wave election. In the last five midterm elections, the incumbent's party lost 9, 13, 30, 40, and 63 seats. Do you know how many turnovers Democrats need to flip the House? Three.

Me: (running into the lunchroom at work, breathless and absolutely painted in blue stains around my face) “Nobody take another bite, you guys aren’t gonna believe what we can do now.”

Ted Turner gets favourable eulogies despite being a billionaire because A) he sorta made his money fair and squarish, as these things go and B) then spent it on things he loved: classic movies, baseball, cartoons, pro wrestling, wildlife conservation. That's what rich people are supposed to do

my transformers comic 9

since every live action tv show about batman has to be about not batman, it's time to give the people what they really want: an entire procedural show about daily life at the gotham water treatment plant as various villains try to poison the supply

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

"Though the Jedi attack has left me scarred and disfigured, my resolve has never been greater. And so... I DEMAND A BEACH HOUSE!"

how can anyone blame Goku for this when he lives in a world full of people named stuff like Tomato and Boyshorts