sure thing boss 🫡

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

Free Turkey via Wall.

Listening to feedback from the online community is how we got Rise of Skywalker, which is a pretty good track record

eyeing every game that is saying the same "We're listening to the community" shit and politely asking you to stop doing that actually

“Snackie.” “Snackie.” ‘I know you want snackie, but this is spicy curry. It’s not a suitable snackie for a cat.’ “Vacuum Professor.”

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

This is a masterclass in rage bait, because if you read the article it’s a legit question and if you don’t it’s the stupidest thing imaginable

The players opening up about this have to play their games in stadiums plastered with the logos of these casinos, and the broadcasts of those games are packed with ads for the same casinos. A colossal betrayal and failure from the league

I just looked all these up. Right on. 100%

le shaque

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She-Hulk! Now in card form 💪💚 #marvel #art

from: [email protected] to: [email protected] Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message. from: [email protected] to: [email protected] wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw

"mental object ie mobject" made me snort laugh

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015 What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"

Q: So you were in Groundhog Day? A: That's right, Richard Dawkins.

rom drivin his nissan to the church 8 mai tais deep, listening to separate ways on loop, thinking about the voicemail she left him last night, he is basically standing on the gas,

setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING

lol

tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)

GREATEST CITY IN DA WORLD BABY

every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

It's Halloween! Shout out to Akane's iconic pumpkin jacket.

Since so many of you have asked; yes, hidden mostly behind Morrigan, that /is/ a complete (minus the not yet available Shin Kamen Rider) collection of Hideaki Anno’s major works

Finally, a special button for sending all of my friends and mutuals to Bad Posters Jail

Actually had the time and wherewithal to put out some of my Hallowe’enly figures this year! Realized partway through posting that showing these off would mean you could see many of my Blu-Rays and DVD discs, which feels oddly vulnerable for some inscrutable brain reason!

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”

My conspiracy theory is that there was actually some kind of interdimensional imp problem back in the 60s that got reflected in the Flintstones and Silver Age DC comics.

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

I know it's 2 days to Halloween and very few of you want to think about Xmas yet, but the nature of comics means the time to order STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS is now! Please let your retailer know you want a copy, and please let me know if you're a media outlet who would like to talk about it!

the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man kermit is nervous but charming fozzie is confident but untalented gonzo is deranged but dignified miss piggie is rude but elegant sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Disney Adults were ready to burn the parks to the ground over ABC firing Jimmy Kimmel, so anybody who still supports JKR is on her side or history's biggest wimp.

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

Blank expression, arrowhead coming off the shaft at a 45° angle, blatantly stolen; yeah, that’s Pat Lee alright

Trump doesn't want you to share these photos of the East Wing