I may not run D&D again, but if I do, I'm going to have this sign. If you're going to break the game, be creative! Find your own way to cheese the rules. If I like it, I will reward you.

Agreed. You who remain chained to the bird site are like the titan Prometheus offering hot sauce to the eagle eating his liver.

Name your top 15 TV Shows, but instincts only Star Trek: TNG Bill Nye the Science Guy Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue Chopped Iron Chef Animaniacs Ohsama Sentai Kingohger Batman:The Animated Series The Muppet Show Stargate: SG-1 Kamen Rider Fourze Sasuke Good Eats Ducktales Heartcatch Precure

How it feels to watch the Game Awards: Maybe I'll see one or two things that spin me up. How it feels to watch Games Done Quick:

So, you've seen a Super Sentai warrior dressed as a pirate. Is is a red pirate with impeccable fashion sense? Do not engage. He will stunt on you without breaking a sweat. Is it a dancing gold pirate? Fight him. Destroy him. Good and bad guys will thank you for it.

Finished moving back in with my mom last night and thought that things would calm down. Nope, surprise fraud on my card. Somebody was trying to buy Meijer gift cards.

That's a great line. Yoink.

TV: And if you follow the cold front through the weekend, you'll see we have a 30% chance of upset. Me: ...What's upset? The Egyptian God Set: NOT MUCH DAWG, WHATS UP WITH YOU

Ok, time to start a semi-serious Super Sentai Debate: Power for Power, Skill for Skill, who wins a fight? Gekiranger or Dairanger.

You know what hurts more than moving tomorrow? Having two different groups of friends say "If the family living with us/above us would move, we'd let you live there in a heartbeat." And knowing that those friends are going to be a long drive away for a hopefully short time...it hurts

The keys to my heart.

My move out from the current place happens on Thursday. If I could get a few one-time payments in my Ko-fi, I can afford a small uhaul van. The sooner I can get out of that place, the better.

happy thursday [🗡🐾 ] [ #furryart ]

Constantly. This scene in Rocketeer was was so good because it led into the Feds and the gangsters fighting the Nazis side by side. Now we're living in a time where those three groups are all one and the same.

Primary Kamen Riders based on how good of a kisser I think they'd be: Kuuga: Those lips are meant for one man. B Tier. Agito: Easy A Tier. Ryuki: That man is an idiot. Doesn't know anything about kissing. F Tier.

This brings me a beak full of good feelings.

Me watching MTG video by @philistulok.bsky.social @benbatemanmtg.bsky.social and @tolariancommunitycollege.com among others: Man, Magic looks fun. I wonder why I never it played it. *immediate flashbacks to "Turmoil in the Toybox," the Satanic panic, and the Heroclix Incident with my dad* Oh yeah.

Me: *sees a new pickle flavor, Chili Lime* I like pickle. I like chili lime. This is not a good combination of the two.

Me: Maybe I'll check on facebook for housing. *sees rental opportunities, but the people advertising them have accounts that are only a year old, have no friends and only two posts* Me: Yeah...no.

Ranking 2000-2026 Primary Kamen Riders by how terrifying their finishers must look to bystanders: Kuuga: Explosions. Bigger Explosions. Explosions that require mass evacuations just to be safe. B tier, because the explosions get bigger,but they have a general idea of what to expect and can prepare.

When this move stuff is done, I want this @palewindgaming.bsky.social

Since I bought my EV, do you know how much I've spent on charging it up? $3.17. Otherwise, there's so many places to plug in and free chargers.

There may yet be hope for housing. That's all I can say for now.

If there's anyone on Bluesky in the area between New Bedford and Fall River who has a spare room they're willing to rent to a married couple, please give me a message. I can pay you $210 a week to use your space, your utilities and your internet in the short term. Please. We need help right now.

TTRPG character concept: A disgraced samurai bearing a cursed blade engraved with the names of all those that the samurai has wronged. In order for the samurai to remove the names, they must make amends with the people who are carved upon their steel.

Magnet

#mutualaid #helpplease Here's the situation: I told my landlord I was getting out at the end of April. I have a place I can move to, and I'm submitting my final application today However, my wife is in the hospital with a myriad of health issues, so she can't help.

With the wife in the hospital,I've had to call in backup from family and friends to help break everything down and pack for the move. But they won't be here immediately. So when I'm not at work, I'm doing this alone.

So my wife is in the hospital. Abdominal pain, elevated heart rate and possible thyroid issues. I'm finally out of work and Im going to check on her before going home to pack for a move

God damn it. Could I please have a win this year? I just want to have one of the resident jobs call me back and say "When can you come down?"

i'm so sweet my pronouns are her/she

On the plus side, I did get some of the art I commissioned for my Magi-Knights books and this image is going to make you fall in love with the game. Can't wait to show the final product!

trans women will tell you with full confidence "yeah my voice is kind of ugly I haven't even voice trained" only for you to hear the angelic harmony of a beautiful ancient goddess reverberate through your very soul when they speak

ways to help crack an egg lawful good: "If you want to be a girl, you already are one." chaotic good: "No one can stop you from taking HRT if you want to." chaotic evil: "It's kind of homophobic that you're not a girl yet."

Saw a new place. Just a smidge out of my budget, which means I might have to pick up Instacart again and start weekly plasma donations to afford it. But at least first and last are covered.

For those who ask: "I want to be a DM for tabletop rpgs, but how do I get started?" Here's the four main steps: 1) Get some dice, a screen, and some books 2) Get a group of friends together 3) Sit down and make up a story. 4) Get used to the fact that you'll be doing this forever.

I was already on board, but this poster is beautiful.

It's like looking back into dreams I had when I was ten.

Inside me there are three wolves: Wolf 1: What a beautiful display of architecture Wolf 2: Wouldn't this be an awesome set piece for a martial arts movie fight? Wolf 3: Tony Hawk Pro Skater Time!

Another reason I can't wait to get out of this apartment: The neighbors who blast gospel music at 7 AM on a Thursday.

The friend group last night watched "Auntie Mame." It was such a good movie,all the way through.

*whispers* it's perfectly acceptable to watch, and enjoy, the Marvel films right up to the end of 'Endgame' and think 'Yes, I enjoyed that, and that's where I'll leave it.'